Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids

June 30th, 2011 // 171 Comments

“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”

In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the origin story of 14 axe murderers. Via The Daily Mail:

‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told InTouch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’
In a picture taken by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home.
Suleman says that her dream of having a big family has now turned into her worst nightmare as she struggles to take care of her huge family.
‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.
The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.
‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said.
In another breath, Suleman tries to insist that she still has love for her children, but says in hindsight she wishes that she never gave birth to any of them.
‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said.

She then goes on to complain that her bank account is constantly overdrawn and she can’t afford her mortgage which is strange because I just assumed each time a baby is born a bag of gold coins pops out. Or no, wait, Octomom assumed that, and I went, “Wow, what a fucking idiot.” I get us confused sometimes. *takes off nursing bra* Perhaps a little too often.

Photo: Splash News


  1. kayie

    She is crying out for help. The state needs to help her before she and the kids die.

  2. kayie

    Why are so many people on this site so cruel about the people they read about?

    Have some compassion, for goodness sakes?

  3. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
    Ben Whofleck
    Commented on this photo:

    Great run TV. Now…can we get back to watching making shows about people that DON’T want to have kids in impossible situations? For instance…whatever happened to those Dawson’s Creek kids?

  4. Nice...

    Nice to know that our tax dollars aren’t going solely to unemployed and husbandless black women that hate their children but love their welfare check.

    Just goes to show you society is no longer racist, it isn’t going to be only unloved black kids in jail in future generations.

  5. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
    Commented on this photo:

    Her poor kids. D: I want to help them…not the mom. Why would she bother to have that many kids, anyways? For the publicity and attention? She definitely wasn’t ready to have children. It broke my heart to hear that the kids were eating drywall. o.o

  6. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
    Commented on this photo:

    They’ll all turn out to be drug addicts…………….maybe one of them (the one eating lead paint) will come back to say thank you, mother, with a knife and put her out of her misery.

  7. DetJohnKimble

    In the immortal words of Carlos Mencia: DEE DEE DEEEEEE!!!!

  8. Paladin

    There are options for her…a simple one is BUY EARPLUGS! They’re awesome, really. It dulls everything down to a low roar – you can still hear them if they’re screaming bloody murder cause they’ve lost a limb or something but otherwise all of the irritating chatter and noise is filtered out.

    Also, is this woman aware that she can uh…make money by adopting out her children? I know everyone likes to pretend that no money is exchanged in an adoption but that is absolutely untrue. While it’s not the nicest thing to say (“Hey lady, sell your kids to rich white people who want them!”), I’m just throwing it out there as an option. Better to give them away than screw up their lives by not giving them any rules/discipline/affection/etc. If all she cares about is money, then that’s the way to go.

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