Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids

June 30th, 2011 // 171 Comments

“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”

In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the origin story of 14 axe murderers. Via The Daily Mail:

‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told InTouch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’
In a picture taken by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home.
Suleman says that her dream of having a big family has now turned into her worst nightmare as she struggles to take care of her huge family.
‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.
The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.
‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said.
In another breath, Suleman tries to insist that she still has love for her children, but says in hindsight she wishes that she never gave birth to any of them.
‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said.

She then goes on to complain that her bank account is constantly overdrawn and she can’t afford her mortgage which is strange because I just assumed each time a baby is born a bag of gold coins pops out. Or no, wait, Octomom assumed that, and I went, “Wow, what a fucking idiot.” I get us confused sometimes. *takes off nursing bra* Perhaps a little too often.

Photo: Splash News


  1. I know

    Last time I checked children don’t have the choice to be born. She should have thought about that before she had 14 kids. Dumb cunt

  2. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    What’s the over/under on number of days before she’s doing hardcore?

  3. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    Won’t be long before she takes that porn job. Personally I wouldn’t mind putting a bag on her face and diddling those tatas.

  4. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    I think she just stole my soul.

  5. edie

    Welp, each and every one of those kids is a reality show waiting to happen in about 10 or so years. I predict at least one will be on Teen Mom.

  6. alexxx

    I’m hoping everywhere she goes she is tormented by the public; spat on, egged, yelled at.

  7. Meat

    What a coincidence. I hate Octomom.

  8. Linda

    Origin of axe murderers is right. These poor kids are totally screwed. Their mother is possibly one of the most selfish excuses for person that I have ever heard of–I mean, seriously, unless she has an IQ of 2, how exactly did she think it would be PHYSICALLY possible [much less financially, emotionally, mentally] to care for 8 kids of the SAME AGE. It’s one thing to have them one after another–still freaking stupid and selfish–but 8 infants at once? And since she had children, she KNEW this. I think she should be prosecuted for child abuse. A kid is eating drywall? Is she freaking kidding me?!?

  9. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    Wtf is with her and this pose? Every fucking time I see her, she’s doing this. YES OCTOMOM, RAISING YOUR ARMS LIKE AN ANGRY APE DOES MAKE YOU LOOK UGLIER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

  10. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    Now push really hard, I think there’s still one up in there.

  11. Karri

    this woman makes me sick.

  12. Eve

    Oh my God ! How dare she say she hates her kids. Give them up for adoption ! Arrest the doctor who helped her get pregnant !

  13. reyna

    I have NEVER seen this b.i.t.c.h. around her sons… Not a single picture… So don’t tell me she actually “takes care” of them…

  14. the captain

    yep: ONE HAPPY FAMILY, folks!!

  15. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    her lips look like nightcrawlers

  16. Zookeeper

    If I was a worthless piece of shit with 14 kids that were only draining my bank account, I might talk about suicide, let my kids eat drywall, and give interviews where I say that I hate them too. I might get lucky and have the state take them all away.

    Sounds like a magic eraser to me. Then I could do some interviews, pose for some pictures, maybe feign interest in getting them back, collect whatever fees I could and then give up and come out with more money and zero kids.

  17. Brooke

    You reap what you artificially inseminate into your uterus, as they say.

  18. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    She looks like a short armed t-rex dinosaur.

  19. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    What a sociopath.

  20. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    Do the world a favor & kill yourself.

  21. FamousPlastic.com

    She’s disgusting. She would “love” her children if she scored the reality show she’s been after, so that she could afford to pay her mortgage and for nanny’s to take care of them between takes. Can’t pay her mortgage, but continues to pay for plastic surgery. Priorities?

  22. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    THIRTY-THREE photos of this plastic fucking horse-bag, trash-whore-sociopath, Fish??

  23. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    christ I can’t believe I’m still here watching the 27th photo of this mean and ugly bitch. It ain’t no food for the soul.

  24. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    The most disgusting thing about her is that she says she has no money and not enough time for her kids…Yet, she can obviously afford numerous plastic surgeries and other treatments for herself. Which must have costed a fortune! Also, she seems to have the time to heal from those. Im guessing it might take a few weeks to recover and be able to move around freely without pain after having had a tummy tuck. It certainly doesnt seem to be a smooth procedure to have when you have 14 small kids that needs to be taken cared of and played with.
    She just disgusts me…To even put her own vanity before her own offspring, what kind of a person does that?

  25. Art Garfunnkel

    Should 14 be considered a litter ?

  26. J

    I’m shocked that no one has commented on how strung out she is in the pics. Are we thinking meth or coke?

  27. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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  28. J_Mo

    Is this a joke? I really hope so! Those poor kids!

    I knew from the start she was bugshit nuts! :(

  29. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    Attempting to model your life and face after Angelina Jolie is a mistake unless you have money. Her situation is tragic and she can only blame herself. Although some blame should go to the idiot doctor who helped her conceive a litter of babies.

    I pity those poor kids.

  30. Richard Donaldson

    1. You deserve the money you earn.
    2. No one, from a two-bit criminal to the government, has the right to take it out of your pocket and give it to someone else who didn’t earn it.
    3. I will never, to the day I die, regret believing the first two points. Born a conservative, die a conservative. Will you join us?

  31. LoveChild

    This is another Casey Anthony case X 14.. smh

  32. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    she looks unhinged

  33. Joe Mahma


    Birth Laws


  34. Eva

    Now, you are thinking about the consequences. Hint, hint everyone give, and give some more. She wants help . . . and there was help for the other one (Kate Gosselin) who made money out of having so many kids and she hit it big. So this one thought she could do the same and rightly so, but she miscalculated the public. What she needs is a gooooood publicist!

  35. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    gosh this bitch is UGLY!

  36. Joanne

    I feel bad for those kids

  37. Turtle Mama

    Wait… she cannot afford to take care of them and provide them shelter yet she can afford to dress herself in $250 True Religion jeans and regular lip injections. What a hag. Those poor kids need to be put in a loving home (s) right away before they get any further psychological scarring from this alien looking nutjob.

  38. surgerylass

    Take those children away and spay the witch.

  39. That Bastard Tony

    As I said before, this bitch is going to be the reason why the US will eventually have laws similar to China’s One Child Policy.

  40. threeringcircus

    Really? She is surprised? She had 14 children and has no time for them. Best argument ever for low IQ people being allowed to have kids.

  41. Cranston Cranium

    Her 15 minutes of fame are over. Child Protective Services should how somehow intervene.

  42. B

    Yea because this site and In Touch are such reliable sources. Stupid people will believe anything they read. She is an easy target so that is what this crap is about. The woman is not broke and she can get help with her kids and most likely does. If she has to she can put them up for adoption and I’m sure she knows that. Whatever in any case is this is true she would be investigated by CPS. You people are dumb.

  43. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    I just can’t believe that you said that you hate your kids. They are gift from god so you should love them no matter what. There is people out there that can not have kids. So quit saying that you hate your kids. You are nothing but a fucking bitch for saying you hate your kids.

  44. kitty

    Hmm…locks herself in the bathroom for hours at a time crying, no time for herself or for disciplining her older children, yet she seems to have plenty of time for a gym trip, hair and makeup each day.
    Ugh, I only had two kids, got my tubes tied, and still would rather spend time playing (or yelling) at them than worrying about a gym and my looks.

  45. Carol

    I have said it before, and I will say it again! It infuriates me how my ability to have children was taken away from me at 21 years of age through no fault of my own, but women like her get the privilege to attain the title “mother”! She is ANYTHING BUT THAT AND MAKES ME SICK! I WISH SOMEONE WOULD KILL HER SO THAT THOSE BABIES WILL HAVE A FUTURE!

  46. jenni

    1) no one told this women to get herself pregnet knowing she had no means of suppourt just trying to get another “reality show” 2) good she wants to kill herself she should concider sighner her children of to a sane mother + father or family.. 3) did she really think she was gonna have cute kids? She isn’t pretty they must look like her.. she disguesed me (spelling)

  47. Octomom Hates Babies Children Animals
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    da da da

  48. Averre

    Nadya Suleman translator:

    “Nobody is paying any attention to me anymore! What the feck am I supposed to do with these kids?!?”

    The truly sad thing is that this silly bitch has a Bachelor of Science degree in child and adolescent development and yet is unable to ‘control her kids’

    The excuses are over. She is a shitty mother.

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  50. shana

    This is another reason that they should change the safe haven law to include any child of any age! Maybe these dumb ass parents would not kill or abuse their children! You should also have to sign a paper that if u do so u cannot have anymore children. And to be a parent u should have to have a license to do so , u have to have one to operate a heavy machine why not to have control over ones life? And that doctor should have used better judgement and he should not have a license anymore!

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