Because Tan Mom wasn’t a big enough debacle, the she-males at XL Cabaret invited Octomom to their latest “Hot Mess” show where they got her shit-faced drunk then made her double-breastfeed two baby dolls in front of a room full of cross-dressers. Which is really the best way to make yourself look on the up-and-up while being investigated for allegedly letting your kids molest each other. The mayor probably gave her the key to the city. “Honesty, we were going to sell your kids to China to give them a better life making iPhones, but after you drunkenly boob-fed both those babies while a tranny pointed at your exposed breasts, we realized these children have much to learn from you. Much to learn indeed.”
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“Oh, here comes number 9…or is that number 2?”
OK, I forgot she has 14. I was thinking about Tom Frank and got distracted.
LOL…what??
I thought all I wanted was world peace, but now alI I want is to be shot in the head and pray that the bullet takes out the part of my brain that stored this awful image!
OctoMom & TanMom should totally get wasted together!
I was thinking along the lines of a mud wrestling match. Loser has to eat the other out.
Oh god!!
Bleeurgh!
Hot.
Sorry, I meant to say *horf*.
Dear Child Services,
Take us now. A life with Kate “The Extreme Couponer” Gosslein would be better than this.
pig
Why is she sitting in a huge urinal? Isn’t that a Kardashian’s seat?
No, I don’t want to know the answers. We’re off to the bar, hoping the vodka will wash this out of our memories.
Looks like the Yao Ming meme face
The only person who is less dignified than Octomom is the dude in the audience taking a picture of Octomom.
Which one is the drag queen?
WTF on so many levels here. Totally disurbing.
How dare the gays mock the sanctity of the American family?! Oh, wait – the lady with the clown-car uterus already did that.
“Owwwww…it hurts when I pee…..”
I’m glad that transvestite men like taking advantage of drunken idiot bitches just like the rest of us.
Pretty bad, all those drag queens and Octomom is still the ugliest bitch in the room !!!!
You got that shit right Bob…..
I’m still looking at the Kate Upton pics..
The milk’s gone bad!
Fun Fact – One of these people is actually a woman.
It’s the black one, right? I’m going with the black one.
I was about to ask what Octomom was doing at a drag show, and then realized it…she makes the drag queens look more feminine.
Milan!
Somewhere Jim Henson is spinning in his grave.
Shouldn’t her 15 min. be about up? Vile Creature.
While some de-cry her fame as a sign of our society’s decline, I welcome it in that the next logical step downwards is for Octomom to fight Kate Gosselin in a pay-per-view where one dies but the other has to take custody of the deceased’s children in addition to their own. I’d pay to see that.
*Passes Trout a fiver.*
Plastic tits for plastic babies.
Sounds appropriate for someone who got pregnant with a dildo.
Of course she did something like this. The woman is a pure narcissist. Everything she does is to make her the center of attention.
Nice implants, you stupid liar.
No hate towards fake tittays. Only to women who have them and deny that they do.
are we sure that’s not brooke shields?
Couldn’t someone breastfeed her… poison?
she doesn’t want to blow Dee Snider
Now can someone tell me what the next logical progression into hell is for this woman? B/c I am unsure whether she will get any less dignified. Somehow she will prove me wrong, by God(less), in this case.
I get the feeling that the chair was designed to be sprayed off with a hose.
In every picture there’s always a black drag queen in braided pigtails with hair rollers wearing a cheesy Wal-Mart dress, old school Converse All-Stars and carrying a Home Depot swag bag, saying it all with their condescending index finger.
I swear, Kelly Rowland REALLY needs to stop doing these shows!!! Didnt she save any Destiny’s Child money?
She also did that porn with the man dressed as a baby. Does anyone see the implications? Someone famous for having children doing things that involve “sex” and adult babies and breastfeeding dolls is twisted. She needs to have the kids taken away. They have served their purpose. She is famous. The reports from the nannies are probably true because making up stories about child neglect is serious.
She didnt actually have anything to drink and had a good sense of humor seeing as the whole night was basically at her expense…not the tan mom fiasco all over again…just think that the truth should be represented…let the bashing commence….