Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2012

When Octomom fired 14 children out of her vagina, she just assume the TV money would come rolling in and she could simply pay an army of nannies to raise her uterus droppings army she only squeezed out to get all that TV money. Except Octomom failed to factor in America’s amazing capacity to not give a shit, and so she’s been struggling to makes ends meet which is weird because it’s not like she had a doctor illegally inject her with a million babies she can’t afford. Long story short, she’s finally resorted to posing naked now, but only for overseas magazines (above) that will pay just barely enough to get by. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.
Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, “I’m doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I’m still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices.”

In Octomom’s defense, she is very cognizant of the repercussions of her actions, and I can safely say that because she’s on record saying she hates her kids. That said, I like how she turned down Vivid’s $1 million offer to star in a sex tape only to find herself flashing her breasts to Europeans for a fraction of that amount. Which says to me her vagina is so destroyed it looks and talks like Oscar the Grouch now and would just keeping yelling, “Enough with the dicks already!” the whole time. The science is with me.

NOTE: In the nudie magazine, Octomom actually claims her body “pinged back into shape like a rubber band” which is an incredible statement to make when your torso clearly looks like Bethenny Frankel’s face. Seriously, it takes Octo-balls.

Photos: Closer, Pacific Coast News