Posted by Photo Boy
Octomom famously said she’d never do porn. Then she almost lost her house, so she of course posed topless for a European magazine because that doesn’t count. But since she only got paid a fraction of the million she was offered to do a hardcore scene, she’s now right back where she started, only this time she actually filed for bankruptcy. The funny thing about the change in bankruptcy law is that you still have to pay your debts, so now America will get to watch her masturbate, which I’m assuming requires heavy equipment and spotters. TMZ reports:
As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”
Yes, let’s keep that amount a secret. Wouldn’t want the state of California finding out about any additional income. That might actually pull the plug on the money she gets to feed the 14 kids that were supposed to be the golden eggs that would allow her to bask in the glory and fame of reality wealth. Sadly, it now seems inevitable that these kids will eventually use the internet to recount their creation and subsequent deranged upbringing, thus forming a roving band of sociopathic killers from which there is no escape.
OCTOKID 1: *sharpens knife* Mom said we’d be rich one day.
OCTOKID 2: *swings mace* She said we’d go to college, all of us.
OCTOKID 3: *puts on brass knucles* We should have known better.
OCTOKID 4: *loads gun* Should we really kill everyone?
OCTOKID 1: This one shows weakness!
OCTOKID 2 & 3: (In unison) ATTACK!!
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’m a pervert. I admit it.
I’ve jerked off to “shit that will turn you white!”
But never, in a million years, would I watch this, this “thing” on film. It takes a special, twisted fuck to even entertain the idea.
Looking at that spread shot would definitely be like looking into the jaws of hell. Take it from one who knows…
I can’t imagine blowing a load in that mouth. All the newer porn videos has the chick drop to her knees and open their yap like a garbage can, but with a face like that its probably going to be a lot harder to get money shots in her videos.
That truly is a double-bagger face.
No kidding, it is soooo fucking bad! And she fucked it up herself. Fuckin paid someone for that!
que asco la cara de esta mujer! que no saben estas chicas que tocarse la cara las deja peor que antes?!!
Que quieres? Son putas, ha que aparecer los media
Pinche puta?
Yo Quiero Taco Bell?
Donde esta el bano????!?
Buenos dias, Senor Cleaver.
Donde esta Wallace y Theodore?
Billy Crystal backlash?
Um..el camino???
Dónde están mis llaves? Eccoli! Qu’est-ce que tu veux que je dise? Io no so! Tsukue no shita ni neko ga imasu!
google translator ftw.
it even says it to you so you don’t have to read it!
I love how Spanish speakers are showing up on this thread on the week that Fish is away. LOVE. Photo Boy is a hot latino magnet…
parece en mono
que pena por los niños
She’s a fucking headcase; we’ve established that, right ?? A certifiable NUT-JOB. Nexxxttt ….
It has to be said. I would never pay to watch her in a porn video. But I would pay to see her get off of her dead ass, actually get a job and head off to work every day to help support the 14 kids that she had to have like they were so many collectable stuffed animals to line her shelves.
Dude, WTF? Don’t bogart my screen name and then not even say anything funny.
I’m generally not a big death penalty fan, but I think I would pay to see the “doctor” that let this crazy bitch have 14 kids strung up from a lamppost, old west style.
Somewhere out there is someone who is looking forward to this, and who has probably been hoping it might happen.
An explanation of how that is possible within the confines of a human mind which remembers to feed itself and is allowed to drive and vote would be interesting to read.
It all started back when I was a child…
Number four of eight, I’m guessing?
One of eighteen, perhaps? Or did no one keep score past the first ten?
Its a dream come true!
Jacking off to 2 Girls 1 Cup, or this?
I don’t know about you, but I’m taking the two girls!
This story is all wrong…she’s actually being paid NOT to do porn by a group of people don’t want America to slip any further into a moral abyss.
Wow. The thought that anyone would watch this chick touch herself grosses me out in ways I never imagined I could be grossed out.
Will this be the first porn film, then, to be entitled “Paperbag Face”? Because I can’t imagine anyone stomaching this face without a paper bag on it. And will she suffocate at the end? Because lots of people would pay for that.
I would never watch, as the viewing would probably turn me off of sex for a month or 2, but I do hope that she’s put into the roughest gang bang script imaginable.
Men of Porn: make that kooky bitch look like her head’s been dunked into a vat of doughnut icing. Hate-fuck her for all of America!
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but I think I love you :) Also, doughnuts.
Not that I should give a shit, but which chapter did she file?
Chapter 7, according to TMZ. Jiiiises, finals are destroying my brain. The knowledge I am accumulating… Now I feel a strong need to find out what it actually means… Darn.
Maybe its the capitalist in me but isnt this a golden opportunity for quad penetration without touching the sides?
It’s the natural progression of these things. It usually goes
like this:
1st topless photos
2nd fully nude
3rd soft core, masturbation
4th hard core, single or dp
5th ganbang, bukakke
6th animals
7th suicide
Meh, after 6, I don’t really care what happens. Uh, I mean 5. After 5, I don’t care.
Chapter 7. I love you, Photo Boy. But this bitch is not responsible for any debts.
God bless America.
Throw a wheelchair in there and Russell Brand would be interested. I wouldn’t be unless she was being “trained” by the special olympics.
You literally *could* throw a wheelchair in there.
What is she going to use for a dildo? A jackhammer? Nah, too small.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ego?
No, wait! Kim Kardashian’s ass! *beep beep beep*
Dude, you’ve just re-awakened my Russian nesting doll fetish.
Oooh… she should do herself with an Octomom Real Doll… INCEPTION!
That’s a mould they’ll smash against the wall.
That’s an old, and VERY strange custom in the old country. I’d hoped it had finally gone away by now. Damnit!
Oh thank gawd… I needed a new effective diet plan and this will absolutely make me lose my appetite and yak.
It’s Mr. Kotter with tits.
Sweathogs. Octomom.
Just threw up in my mouth.
All of which are American dreams.
I am curious to see what a vagina that’s birthed 14 kids looks like, from a purely scientific point of view, but I’m afraid even by clicking a preview on YouPorn that it would give the porn industry the impression that she can sell ad space and that a sequel should be made. I think she should just sell the kids to a zoo, where they’d be better taken care of anyway.
Her vagina didn’t birth any kids. Multiple births like hers, 6 and then 8, are done by C-section.
“The Blackhole”. That should be the film’s title.
Porn, my ass – she should check out the snuff film industry and see what they’re offering. I think I speak for all America when I say that we’ll all chip in a little something to sweeten the deal.
I’d rather go to the lemon party.
No dios mio estas loco. Eso es el gran infierno.
Someone think of the children!
Finally, a porn actress who can break the 17-dicks-vaginally-at-a-time milestone.
With modern ED drugs today they could cast her in a Triple/Quad-Pen scene to make super big money – and no strain for her: I’d be effortless!
my first thoughts were, wtf is wrong with people? you can trick a beautiful teenager to do filthy hardcore stuff on camera for a couple hundred bucks if not for free just by telling her this will help her get job offers.
then it occurred to me, IT’S A TRAP!!
she’s just using this as a ruse to get pregnant again so she can add to her already starving sesame street army.
so of course the best ideas we can come up with are exploitation and enabling this loon even further. way to go california.
First off, she can’t get pregnant the “normal” way, which is why she had in-vitro fertilization in the furst place – that’s what got her the first litter of 6. It was the embryos left over from that first procedure that were implanted, and 8 of ‘em took. There are no more left.
Secondly, if I were boning this chick on camera, I’d be wearing at least 3 rubbers to keep from catching the crazy, let alone herpes and other shit.
Thirdly, it’s called a money shot for a reason.
I put all my money to the Mexican!
Well, nothing wrong with that. Good for her for finding a way to earn some money. Plenty of guys will watch ugly gals in porn. It is a better career choice than becoming a republican congress person!
Like Anthony Weiner??
she would be among the ugliest girls in porn
AMONG?
the sad thing is, she will still go bankrupt no matter how much she makes.
You just can’t put money into her hands.
her $500 haircuts alone would bankrupt her over and over.
This porn company is hiring her just for the freak show aspect. They know she is gross but also know enough people will be curious to see what she looks like fucking.
The funnier thing would have been if the porn company pulled the offer after she filed for bankruptcy just to be pricks.
Did anyone notice how her so called values fluctuate depending on how much money this whore needs to keep her rats nest of hair straight? First she wouldn’t do porn, but when she wanted money she posed nude and said it was ok. Now she says masturbation doesn’t count either. When that money is gone towards hair cuts and fake tons she’ll say getting banged by a girl doesn’t count cuz there’s no Dick involved which will be followed shortly after by a full fledged gang bang cuz maybe she loves the guys who knows. I feel bad for her poor pantless children. Her values depend on the amount of haircuts and other useless shit she wants and that’s it. Pathetic and nasty. Spay her ass like a cat so we don’t have to keep supporting her
You all knew it was only a matter of time.
Octo-Vag: Clown Car Gangbang I and II.
I love how Spanish speakers are showing up on this thread on the week that Fish is away. LOVE. Photo Boy is a hot latino magnet…
http://cashado.com/
As Don King, would say, “Only in America!”
I’ll watch this once for the experience and never again. Just like the Paris Hilton/ Kim Kardashian sex tapes were not worth repeat viewing or paying for.
I saw a horse face just like that on the rece track!
Get away that’s my pole! Well the guys sent me up here to get you off the stage they can’t take any more ugly tonight Octo!
wow, so much for the bitterness. Live and let live, I guess she’s had enough problems to deal with; why keep punching her? Whomever is free of sin….cast the first stone………….
Wow, lots of jealousy in here! What about live and let others live; she must have plenty of problems in her life to deal with. She’s just doing what everyone is doing LIVING HER OWN LIFE!!!!