Octomom Filed For Bankruptcy, Will Now Do Porn

Photo Boy / May 1, 2012

Posted by Photo Boy

Octomom famously said she’d never do porn. Then she almost lost her house, so she of course posed topless for a European magazine because that doesn’t count. But since she only got paid a fraction of the million she was offered to do a hardcore scene, she’s now right back where she started, only this time she actually filed for bankruptcy. The funny thing about the change in bankruptcy law is that you still have to pay your debts, so now America will get to watch her masturbate, which I’m assuming requires heavy equipment and spotters. TMZ reports:

As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”

Yes, let’s keep that amount a secret. Wouldn’t want the state of California finding out about any additional income. That might actually pull the plug on the money she gets to feed the 14 kids that were supposed to be the golden eggs that would allow her to bask in the glory and fame of reality wealth. Sadly, it now seems inevitable that these kids will eventually use the internet to recount their creation and subsequent deranged upbringing, thus forming a roving band of sociopathic killers from which there is no escape.

OCTOKID 1: *sharpens knife* Mom said we’d be rich one day.
OCTOKID 2: *swings mace* She said we’d go to college, all of us.
OCTOKID 3: *puts on brass knucles* We should have known better.
OCTOKID 4: *loads gun* Should we really kill everyone?
OCTOKID 1: This one shows weakness!
OCTOKID 2 & 3: (In unison) ATTACK!!

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN