Octomom Under Investigation For Locking Her Kids In A Room While She Gets $500 Haircuts

The Superficial / April 25, 2012

In case you weren’t fully convinced Octomom had no business bringing 14 kids into the world because she’s a shit-ass mother, the police paid her a visit last night over charges of child neglect after a hair stylist took pictures inside the house capturing almost third world-like living conditions for anyone not named Octomom who dropped $520 on haircuts, chemical treatments and styling products while on welfare. TMZ reports:

One picture shows two children pooping in a portable training toilet in the backyard. We’re told the plumbing in the house is shot, and only one toilet is operational.
Another photo shows Octo just after she got her hair done. What’s shocking is that she locked her kids in the bedroom by propping a chair against the door so they couldn’t get out.
Yet another pic shows the children’s bedroom, with 2 cribs and a mattress. Stephanie told cops some of the kids are forced to sleep on the floor.
And there’s more … a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants.

Keep in mind, the kids are being forced to shit outside (and/or in their own bedroom) because Octomom refuses to pay to fix the plumbing in her house which must cost a fortune, right? Try $150:

Octomom Nadya Suleman — who is pulling in $2,000 month in food stamps thanks to California taxpayers — spent $520 on a Brazilian blowout, and 2 cuts … TMZ has learned.

Stephanie — who went to cops yesterday and filed a report claiming the 14 kids were living in squalor — tells us she couldn’t believe Octo was spending this kind of loot on haircuts when her plumbing didn’t work.
Stephanie says a plumber had been to the house recently and told Octo it would cost $150 to fix the pipes, but Octo declined, saying it was too expensive.

While the police couldn’t charge Octo with child neglect, child services are launching their own investigation which hopefully involves rocketing Octo’s uterus into the sun so she can never reproduce again followed by immediately splitting her children up so they can actually spend a day not at risk for whatever diseases you get for constantly walking in pee and poop. Yes, I know, it’s terrible they’ll be separated from their siblings, but you know what else is terrible? The fucking plague. On that note, I really don’t like to pat religious fanatics on the back, but at least the Duggars aren’t slowly murdering their child army with crap-borne illnesses while they systematically brainwash them into a life of perpetually farting out more subservient zombies for Jesus. I’m man enough to admit that.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com