Octomom Under Investigation For Locking Her Kids In A Room While She Gets $500 Haircuts

April 25th, 2012 // 197 Comments
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In case you weren’t fully convinced Octomom had no business bringing 14 kids into the world because she’s a shit-ass mother, the police paid her a visit last night over charges of child neglect after a hair stylist took pictures inside the house capturing almost third world-like living conditions for anyone not named Octomom who dropped $520 on haircuts, chemical treatments and styling products while on welfare. TMZ reports:

One picture shows two children pooping in a portable training toilet in the backyard. We’re told the plumbing in the house is shot, and only one toilet is operational.
Another photo shows Octo just after she got her hair done. What’s shocking is that she locked her kids in the bedroom by propping a chair against the door so they couldn’t get out.
Yet another pic shows the children’s bedroom, with 2 cribs and a mattress. Stephanie told cops some of the kids are forced to sleep on the floor.
And there’s more … a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants.

Keep in mind, the kids are being forced to shit outside (and/or in their own bedroom) because Octomom refuses to pay to fix the plumbing in her house which must cost a fortune, right? Try $150:

Octomom Nadya Suleman — who is pulling in $2,000 month in food stamps thanks to California taxpayers — spent $520 on a Brazilian blowout, and 2 cuts … TMZ has learned.

Stephanie — who went to cops yesterday and filed a report claiming the 14 kids were living in squalor — tells us she couldn’t believe Octo was spending this kind of loot on haircuts when her plumbing didn’t work.
Stephanie says a plumber had been to the house recently and told Octo it would cost $150 to fix the pipes, but Octo declined, saying it was too expensive.

While the police couldn’t charge Octo with child neglect, child services are launching their own investigation which hopefully involves rocketing Octo’s uterus into the sun so she can never reproduce again followed by immediately splitting her children up so they can actually spend a day not at risk for whatever diseases you get for constantly walking in pee and poop. Yes, I know, it’s terrible they’ll be separated from their siblings, but you know what else is terrible? The fucking plague. On that note, I really don’t like to pat religious fanatics on the back, but at least the Duggars aren’t slowly murdering their child army with crap-borne illnesses while they systematically brainwash them into a life of perpetually farting out more subservient zombies for Jesus. I’m man enough to admit that.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com


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    Aren’t those little plastic toilets used as a means of potty training? Granted, them being outside might be a bit weird.

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    I don’t see the big deal here, so its messy – there are 14 kids what do you expect? The kids look like they’re having fun and have an outdoor area to play in with heaps of toys. One toilet works, isn’t that enough?

  3. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think pointing a camera at a deranged woman and encouraging her behavior might not be a good idea.

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    who cares about the kids!? her hair looks great!

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    Is that carpet? like on the brady bunch set?

  6. Lock her up and take away her kids. She should never be allowed to see them again. And stop giving her publicity. Let’s see how she does when she’s alone with no one calling on the phone for crappy photoshoots. She obviously has serious mental issues.

  7. whoozawhatsa

    I call bullshit – since when does a plumbing job cost only $150?!

  8. :)

    I feel sorry for her just as much as the kids. 14 kids would be crazy to handle alone! Maybe the hair do was an attempt to make herself feel better about herself. I imagine she is constantly running around – I struggle to keep up with my TWO kids let alone 14 and getting my hair done is a nice treat every now and then. I absolutely agree that the plumbing would have been more important and should have been done first so that the kids can at least go to the toilet in private, but hey the woman is only human!

    • dooood

      “it takes a village to raise a child”
      an average family has 2 parents (if their lucky), aunts and uncles,
      grandparents and even a nanny or babysitter helping to supervise and supplement the mothers duties
      just for one small child.
      even large catholic or mormon families have brothers and sisters of different ages to help raise their siblings.

      please stop defending this nutjob! what she’s done is ridiculously irresponsible and extremely dangerous!

    • She’s only human? Hardly. By her own choice she became a freak of nature and knowingly brought this on herself. There’s a reason humans naturally have one or two children at a time, not litters of six and eight. I have no sympathy for her – you don’t have to be Kreskin to have predicted this outcome – it’s the kids I feel horribly for.

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    What the fuck is up with all the graffiti

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    So I’ll be honest – I really badly wanted to hate her even more after this…

    but it’s a messy fucking house with 14 kids, not some hell-hole like it sounds.

  11. pookiewookie

    I am a traveling hairstylist. Five bills for a haircut? She must have overcharged her for having to step into that hellhouse.

  12. Blech

    This is gonna end badly, and a lot sooner than some would like to think. This woman consumes drug cocktails. She couldn’t give a rat’s ass about these kids…

    And I hate that some of us are expected to become emotionally invested in any of these children. “WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OFTHE CHILDREN?” It’s not fair. And it hasn’t been fair of this bitch to manipulate the public with her crap either.

    This will end in one of two ways which have already been mentioned in this thread. Unless it’s a murder-suicide.

  13. Burt

    I’m no fan of hers, but I’m disgusted by the breach of privacy. To think someone she invited in her home would take pictures to sell to tabloids. It’s astonishing.

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    Why are we taking pictures of kids on the toilet? Isn’t that kiddie porn?

  15. taxpayer

    Per her GMA interview this morning, she doesn’t get $2000 per month in government benefits.
    She gets $4000 to $5000 in government benefits.
    She said she could afford the $520!
    Bend over and enjoy it, taxpayers!

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    I’m wondering how she cleans the potty if there’s no running water? Disgusting.

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    I would say this isn’t a big deal as my son runs around in his diaper, but again, without running water, how are these kids BATHING?

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    She needs to take that $520 and and put it towards buying beds for the damn kids. At least mattresses or futons. SOMETHING for enough to all of them to sleep on. Bullshit.

  19. CanadianGuy123

    Not sure if this has been pointed out in an earlier post, but….does this whole thing not reek of just some kind of wierd publicity stunt??? I mean, really folks….take a close look at the pictures. Take a really good look….do they not look staged??? The graffiti in particular looks like it was painted by an adult but made to look like it was done by a kid. It just seems weird to have such “neat” and tidy graffiti everywhere….circles and faces, not just random squigglies and lines running along the walls in a tangled mess. The square with the stick figure saying “hi”??? I do not believe for a second that was painted by a child armed with a spray can. And the lines up and down the walls in the back yard??? They go to the top of a 7 foot privacy wall!!! Are they climbing ladders to do this or what??

    This woman has pulled every conceivable stunt to remain in the media’s spotlight, and I do not put it above her to try something as absurd as destroying your own home so you’re in the news again, even if it’s under negative circumstances. Any type of publicity is good publicity, right? Don’t ask me how it makes sense either….any type of sensible logic disappeared with this woman the second she became mother to 14 children.

    • Blech

      You’re full of shit. She has older children who very easily could draw creepy-ass stick figures all over the walls.

      Though thinking about it now, would it really surprise any of us if Toxo is the one doodling on the walls?

  20. Lolno

    I call fake. Just more media diarrhea.

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    One of the kids drew their mom and wrote “shit” but she painted over the “s” and the “t”

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    At least one of them gets a dog bed, what about the other 7?

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    Ok so this answers my question, they sleep on dog beds and in cribs. At least she saves money on beds, smart.

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    Let’s be positive in this case, there are children in the world much worse off.

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    My question is…why do a bunch of toddlers have cans of spray paint….

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  27. The Walking Dead

    these kids are going to turn into zombies!

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    Holy Fuck Its the children of the corn ! Kill these little bastards asap !

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    These kids look like they need to ride the short bus. especially that kid up front with the dummy stare

  30. Bovi

    I probably shouldn’t be saying anything as this woman makes me feel very schadenfreude, but still read articles about her and the comments people make. There’s always posts from people who work in social services or has been/are foster parents….not much from anyone who has ever been sent to live in one or more.
    My sisters and I were put into foster care during my parents divorce, I was the oldest at 13 and both of them were under 10. My mother…suffers from mental illness yet because of her stories of alleged abuse against our father, we had to stay with her mother. Until I had to prove there was no wrong doing on Dad’s part but brought up a lot of troubling incidents/provable allegations about our mother to a judge. I had my room ransacked by my grandparents, aunt and uncle, all of my diaries and computer taken to court to paint me as a deviant and liar. It didn’t work and I have since disowned them all.
    Foster care was a welcome relief at first. Neither of the parents worked, they were supported entirely by the kids/troubled adults they fostered. It was an alright experience, at least I got to go home to my Dad after a couple months since the Husband was going on vacation to Florida and couldn’t bring me to school anymore.
    Foster homes aren’t evil, sure it sucks to be away from your family, but sometimes that’s what you need to find out what it’s like outside your home. Especially if your family situation isn’t healthy and you don’t know any better. Sorry for the ramble and thanks for the read.

  31. I just dont understand what the big deal is. She’s got 14 kids. Whats it supposed to look like? That’s 14 little tornados wreaking havoc everyday. Funny thing is that alot of people live in worse conditions with less kids and no one gives a shit about them.

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    what is wrong with all of you…short bus…children of the corn…..serious you people are horrible

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    mike von …what is wrong with you….even as a joke you don’t say those things….horrible.

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    … Toilet seats are mainly plastic anyway… toddlers using potties really isn’t that bad…

  35. The kids should be taken away from her cause she is batshit crazy….She thought that having all these kids would get her a show and make her rich…But it all back fired and her and her Dr. should be lock up in a padded room

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