Octomom Under Investigation For Locking Her Kids In A Room While She Gets $500 Haircuts

April 25th, 2012 // 197 Comments
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In case you weren’t fully convinced Octomom had no business bringing 14 kids into the world because she’s a shit-ass mother, the police paid her a visit last night over charges of child neglect after a hair stylist took pictures inside the house capturing almost third world-like living conditions for anyone not named Octomom who dropped $520 on haircuts, chemical treatments and styling products while on welfare. TMZ reports:

One picture shows two children pooping in a portable training toilet in the backyard. We’re told the plumbing in the house is shot, and only one toilet is operational.
Another photo shows Octo just after she got her hair done. What’s shocking is that she locked her kids in the bedroom by propping a chair against the door so they couldn’t get out.
Yet another pic shows the children’s bedroom, with 2 cribs and a mattress. Stephanie told cops some of the kids are forced to sleep on the floor.
And there’s more … a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants.

Keep in mind, the kids are being forced to shit outside (and/or in their own bedroom) because Octomom refuses to pay to fix the plumbing in her house which must cost a fortune, right? Try $150:

Octomom Nadya Suleman — who is pulling in $2,000 month in food stamps thanks to California taxpayers — spent $520 on a Brazilian blowout, and 2 cuts … TMZ has learned.

Stephanie — who went to cops yesterday and filed a report claiming the 14 kids were living in squalor — tells us she couldn’t believe Octo was spending this kind of loot on haircuts when her plumbing didn’t work.
Stephanie says a plumber had been to the house recently and told Octo it would cost $150 to fix the pipes, but Octo declined, saying it was too expensive.

While the police couldn’t charge Octo with child neglect, child services are launching their own investigation which hopefully involves rocketing Octo’s uterus into the sun so she can never reproduce again followed by immediately splitting her children up so they can actually spend a day not at risk for whatever diseases you get for constantly walking in pee and poop. Yes, I know, it’s terrible they’ll be separated from their siblings, but you know what else is terrible? The fucking plague. On that note, I really don’t like to pat religious fanatics on the back, but at least the Duggars aren’t slowly murdering their child army with crap-borne illnesses while they systematically brainwash them into a life of perpetually farting out more subservient zombies for Jesus. I’m man enough to admit that.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com


  1. I was going to post a severe warning about the choices one makes in life, but then I saw her hair looks terrific. So who am I to judge?

  2. Brooke

    Child welfare! Attack!!

    I fucking hate this woman.

  3. Nicole

    This is a pretty extreme attempt to get back into the press, but is it more extreme than Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeries were? Toss up…

  4. Frank Burns

    Sad. Completely predictable and totally unsurprising, but still sad for the kids.

  5. You know, for $520 I bet I can find someone who can give her head a really good trim – with a chainsaw. For another $100 I can make it a Brazillian chainsaw. Yeah, it may sound a little pricey, but it actually saves on future procedures.

  6. Superpoop

    I’m surprised she didn’t drown them yet.

  7. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Dude of Dudes
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    I dont feel sorry for Californian taxpayers in the least. I do feel sorry for those children though.

  8. to

    How could the hairdresser actually take the money after what she saw?

    • Don’t blame the stylist – she actually works for a living, and how the hell would she know how this dysfunctional cunt was spending everybody else’s tax dollar? What I’m hoping is that after this news gets around she won’t even be able to spend dime one on herself without someone challenging her on it.

  9. cc

    I am sure her fertility physician has plenty of cash. Someone should transport the kids en masse to his house.

  10. McBeef. It's what's for dinner.

    Eventually those children will kill that woman and consume her for subsistence unless she kills them first.

    Why the bitch can’t get a reality TV show is beyond comprehension.

    • Blech

      If the TV show were set in Amish country, I’d watch. Because that would mean Toxo’s suffering through actually having to work for something.

      I think this is a desperate attempt at a new house. She can’t afford one so, yet again, this douchebag is seeking a handout.

  11. Bianca

    I’m just curious, if this isn’t considered child neglect then what is?

    • Charging someone with these sort of offenses is a sticky prospect. The system is deliberately designed to make it hard to take away parental rights (otherwise it might be abused). It’s less what is considered child neglect and more what you can convince a jury is child neglect. And while it looks pretty damning from our perspective, you’d better believe any defense attorney worth their salt could polish that turd to a high gloss. So I’m guessing the police or a DA made a judgment call that charging her at that time wouldn’t be productive.

      We’ll see what the Child Services investigation turns up.

      • First, unless she’s actually arrested, there is no “jury” to play to here. Second, if CPS does act on this accusation and makes a determination to take the kids, it would be a civil, not criminal matter, to determine if they should remain in state-mandated foster care. In CA, you have a right to trial within 15 days of the state’s seizing your offspring, but it would be handled in Family Court, in front of a judge. Low income families are appointed public defenders.

    • dooood

      this seams like a pretty open n shut case. i mean its far on the extreme side of absurd and ridiculous. i don’t see how proving that she is a complete disaster of a parent could be difficult. on top of all that, she can’t afford decent legal representation.

      • BE

        The sad fact is that this is an election year and anything will get media attention that no one in an elected position would dare touch this year. Too polarizing.

        She’d have to be roasting a kid on a spit in the front yard before anyone will touch her before the election.

        Sad, but true…

      • Last I checked, BE, the governor of California doesn’t run for re-election until 2014. Or do you think this is the sort of thing that Presidents step in to handle?

      • TomFrank, since this would be handled in civil/family court, not criminal court, I can’t imagine what the hell BE thinks any “elected offficials” would or would not have to do with this “polarizing” event.

      • BE

        So, in the great State of California, judges, prosecutors and sheriffs are all appointed? Or are you so politically active that you only vote for president every 4 years?

      • BE

        Generally speaking (in my state anyway) judges and other elected officials are staggered every TWO years – I wasn’t referring to the Presidential Campaign.

        And, both parties are going to view this issue as poison. Just saying.

      • Well, if every other year is an election year, then by your standard, nothing ever gets done in even-numbered years. It’s a wonder society doesn’t grind to a halt every two years. (Okay, it is California…)

      • BE

        Oh yes, the hard things get done – but it will usually be right after the election when there is time for voter memory to fade. It’s the political schedule not the practical one.

        No one wants to touch this because of the slippery slope slide the question of reproductive rights. Everyone will point out that the fertility doctor’s license has been revoked (rightfully so IMHO) but no one wants to try and legislate how many embryos can be implanted (I read TWELVE in this case).

        Sadly, all 14 children are really screwed – no matter how it plays out now.

      • BE

        And FYI Tom Frank – this will (eventually) be handled locally Governor? I think not. Whatever your local elected official. A governor would be nuts to touch this.

      • BE

        Oh yeah, I forgot. Y’all are solving the country’s problems on your soapbox right here. LOL

      • DERP – that’s why the courts appoint attorneys for people who can’t afford them. That’s because we like to maintain the illusion that everyone gets a fair trial and that people who aren’t rolling in money are occasionally innocent of what they’re being charged with. And while I think she ought to start selling her body parts to pay back what she’s cost CA so far in medical costs and welfare, it doesn’t “seam” anything of the kind.

        CA daycare standards require you to have a toilet for every 15 kids, so she won’t lose her kids for that alone. What would make a case for removing the kids from her custody or appointing a conservator is unsanitary living conditions, abuse or misusing their disability money or other funds meant for their support and welfare for her own personal needs. Brazilian blowouts and hair care products don’t count as a “need”.

      • Blech

        I really don’t see this tale ending well. Not at all…

  12. Urvag

    Here kiddies. Go play with this can of spray paint. Mommy needs a haircut….

  13. tits mcgee

    You mean crazy women who want to have a brood of kids without any means of supporting them make for shitty mothers? And the sky is blue?

  14. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    This picture would fit right in on a television appeal for a third world relief fund.

  15. El Jefe

    How has she not been arrested and these kids taken away from her? They should make her doctor that is responsible for all this bullshit pay child support for all these kids.

    • Because she lives in California. CPS and the Police investigated and then left. No action. Oh, they said they’ll do regular checkups now.

    • juls

      She has not had her kids taken away because there is nothing in those photos that indicate abuse or neglect.

      I see someone with eight 3 year olds who are potty training at once (hence no pants and plentiful toilets), a mother who lets her kids draw on the walls (so what??), possibly a kid locked in a room for an unspecified period of time, though we actually do not know what is behind that door (which I have done when my child won’t stay in a time out for 5-10 minutes- it is called discipline and it is not the end of the world, nor necessarily abusive).

      People here have no understanding about what kind of horror actually triggers removal of a child by CPS.

      As for the 2k in foodstamps- as a CA taxpayer- do you people know how much it would cost to remove those kids and put them in foster care?? At least 4 times that much. And probably more like 10k per month b/c some are disabled and the benefit to a foster parent for taking them would be about $1500 per month.

      Normally enjoy bashing Nadya, but these pics I just see the house of an overwhelmed mother (albeit self inflicted wound) holding it together reasonably well.

      • As another California taxpayer and human being, I would MUCH RATHER pay more for those kids to be fostered and eventually adopted into a sane family than for Brazilian blowouts and shopping sprees.

        You’re right that it’s not as bad as other CPS horror stories, but it is more public. I’m hoping CPS is embarrassed into making her an example.

      • jessicado

        Reasonably well?!?!!? That is not color crayons on the wall, that is freaking spray paint!!! She LOCKED her kids in a room! Also did you read the part where she was spending over $500 for a haircut, but refused to spend $150 on plumbing so her kids could go to the bathroom IN the house? Yeah, I get being an overwhelmed mom, but this house and her lifestyle shows priorities being completely out of whack. Being overwhelmed does not justify the living conditions of that house or her choices.

      • jessicado

        Never mind…just saw the part where you posted that locking your kids in a room isn’t abusive as you do it yourself. That is completely irresponsible. What if there is an emergency? Toddler’s supposed to climb out the window if there is a fire at her house? My kids don’t listen all the time either (surprise, surprise) and yet I have NEVER locked them in a room. And I never would either.

      • juls

        Relax there tiger, I am talking about a 5 minutes when they refuse to stay in a time out. I am right outside said door. Read “1,2 3 magic”.

        If you people think these kids would be better off in a foster home in CA you are impossibly naive. I have worked jobs where I have been a mandated reporter, actually know the law here. There is nothing in those photos that would indicate those kids should be taken from the home you are wrong. I have also worked in the foster care system. They could end up somewhere worse…

      • Brooke

        Letting kids draw on the walls is bad because they will think it is acceptable behavior and do it in other places. The fact that Nadya doesn’t clean it up is depressing enough, but she’s letting them use spray paint!! That’s not safe for kids to be inhaling!!

        Wow, you lock your kids in their room when they’re bad? You don’t think indoor plumbing is more important than a haircut? I’m worried for your kids, too.

      • juls

        Can’t believe I am in the position of defending that psyco octomom- but have you seen the source of the “facts” you are citing? She is as much a mess as suliman.

        We do not know there were kids in that room. We do not know that she refused to have plumbing fixed, or that it is even broken, we also do not know that the kids sprayed that paint. All we actually know is that a bunch of kids of toilet training age are pantless on their potties. The rest is coming from a wackjob “old friend” of wackjob octomom- who made a pile of money for saying it.

        She did not quietly report this to the police out of concern for the children. She sold pics o tmz for money. You people are easily incensed.

      • Amy

        As an attorney and having seen some of this, I’m with Juls here all the way. There’s nothing that’ll stick in child abuse or neglect case based on these photos. And trust me, I can’t stand this woman.

  16. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    Odd, I thought the portal to hell would look more imposing. The devil is such a joker.

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    I have to comment on this. Only one real potty works inside . Putting two outside minimizes the chance that some of these kids are gonna wanna poop inside. Or accidentally trip over a potty and have the contents all over the carpet. She’s a shitty fucking mom, but this part isn’t that big of a deal.

  18. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    That is freakin creepy.

  19. I’m not sure there is a legal basis for this but the doctor who artificially inseminated this woman should have to pay child support.

  20. rican

    20-1 odds that stylist is not coming back.

  21. John

    Typical misinformed public making uninformed decisions based on personal opinions rather than facts.
    The law states simply that the children’s needs be provided for. Nadya has done that. Maybe not the way you all demand it but she has done that.
    Shelter is provided – what does the public expect – custom made canopied beds in every room??!?!?
    One working toilet – I grew up with only on toilet! So what if the portable TRAINING toilets are located in the bedroom or outside. If it was in the bathroom – it would still be the same SHIT BOX dumbasses!
    Kids locked in bedrooms while she got a haircut! Weeeeeeeeelllllll fucking hang her for keeping the kids out of the way of her getting a haircut! I got friends who bring their child to my house and the little bastard tears everything in my house apart because they won’t control him. At least she is trying!
    Mind you I disagree with a 500 something dollar haircut but the stylist admitted that the money was also for hair products and past bills!
    So why don’t all the women AND men bitching about the money for a haircut go to Fantastic Sams? They don’t so why should she!??!??!
    Like the Kardashians and Lohan and Simpsons – if you don’t want to hear about this woman – stop throwing the lime light on her !
    And as far as the Superficial writer. this site is getting dumber by the day! Your unintelligent rants used to be funny – now they are annoying!

    • Buddy the Elf

      Dear John.

    • Smapdi

      I agree with you on one point – kids shouldn’t come over to your house.

    • I’m guessing that you didn’t grow up with 14 other people in the house and only one working toilet. Because if you did, you wouldn’t be dismissing this as not that big a deal.

    • Urvag

      John….as easy as she is, I don’t think defending the media whore is going to get you laid. Sorry

    • Jack

      She’s on welfare jackass. She’s getting money from the state to care for her kids and she’s spending over a quarter of her monthly welfare check on beauty products for herself. It’s fine to spend that kind of money on haircuts if you can afford it, but when your on welfare, you shouldn’t be doing that.

    • So in the same rant you shame us for throwing light on people we don’t like you go on to comment on how annoying the writer of this site has become? Hmmm….

    • Ah, one of the “I did it, so now it should be the standard for the whole world” crew.

      I’m so thrilled you find the $520 sort of pricey – you seem like one of those thrifty, economy minded people who carries his change in a snap purse, so the fact that you agree she shouldn’t be running a tab and should pay for the services she charged up previously is just wonderful. However, I’m willing to bet most, if not all, of the people who are bitching about the cost, yet don’t choose to go to your favorite stylist at Fantastic Sam’s, aren’t actually paying for their non-essential hair care tab with taxpayer-based funds earmarked for child support.

      Secondly, while it’s really laudable that you grew up with one toilet, and while we’re really fucking sorry your medal has been held up for so long, unless you were sharing it with 13 siblings, 7 of which were at the exact same stage of sphincter development as you, you can STFU any time now since I’m willing to bet that the one remaining functioning toilet is the one attached to Octocunt’s bedroom.

      Third, shelter is just one of the requirements that kids need – if “shelter” were that that was required, then raising kids in a cardboard box under the freeway would be a fine thing. Fucking daycare and dog kennel state guidelines, who are they to ruin things for everyone else, amirite? Who the fuck needs daycare when you can just lock your kids in a room to get your much needed “private time”? As a matter of fact, that’s such a great alternative to the problem of letting the kids tear the house apart, she should start tying them to their beds when she goes out, to save all those nanny and babysitting fees!

      Yes indeed, hearing about possible child neglect, not to mention the abuses and excesses of my tax dollars by a delusional woman who’s already scammed the system to an outrageous degree before, is just a bad, bad thing all around, which is why social services and all Congressional oversite committees should just disband this instant before any more of it is brought to our attention. Now all we have to focus on is fucking morons like you who overuse the exclamation point and other punctuation! Isn’t that wonderful?!?!?!?

      • Justi, I fuckin’ love you.

      • Mutual, babes – besides, Skarsgård promised me shoes and reneged.

      • vgirly

        I just got wet reading this and I don’t care if you are a dude or a gal.

      • John

        Your reply is as ignorant as the so called facts you state in the response itself

      • John, you are a stupid cunt and most likely the type of nightmarish bureaucratic knob that Franz Kafka wrote about. Just STFU and stick your head back up your asshole you dumb cocksucker. This woman is clearly mentally deranged and you’re exactly the type of piece of shit that has enabled her to continue with this insanity.

        Fuck you. CUNT!

      • Yeah, what CreepyThin Man said, John – you incoherent bag of ignorant, redundant, reactionary fuck. Never change.

      • jessicado

        The law is not that you simply have to provide shelter to be a parent. So before you insult someone else’s ignorance, check your own fucking opinions before you bother to post them.

      • Blech

        All of you posting here, with the exception of Toxo supporters, should understand that Toxo has multiple personalities and a few people on the “internets” working hard to make her seem a good parent.

        So when you argue with one of them, just remember that you’re arguing with an idiot. No one in their right mind supports anything this woman says, breathes, does, or poops.


    • rican

      John, I lost you at “typical”

  22. Deacon Jones

    $2,000 a month, huh?!

    And why is California broke again?

    This hairdresser acts all high and mighty too, but god knows how many times she charged this bitch that much for a haircut. Fuck them both.

    • PinkyT

      Um. I’m definitely not trying to defend Ochomama OR California, Lord knows, but 2000/14= 142.87, more or less. Try raising YOUR kid on that a month.

      Someone please explain the graffiti? Who does that except meth heads?

      • Deacon Jones

        Easy Pinky,

        That’s like $4.50 worth of McDonald’s food a day I would cram down those rugrats throats

      • jessicado

        It’s called buying in bulk and not buying name brand. I could totally feed 14 people extremely comfortably on 2 grand a month. Especially when they are so young.

    • Alex

      She gets WAY more than $2000 a month with 14 kids. You get a minimum of $500 per child. Absolute minimum. That exponentiates with any condition, adolescent or lifelong i.e.(asthma). You can receive as much as $1500 per child according to California law. She is netting at least $7000 per month.

      • juls

        OK, I actually practice welfare law in CA.

        1) Nobody gets $500 per child. That it absurd and easily fact checked if you care tt look at the CalWorks website.

        2) The only benefit that she appears to be getting per what I have read is $2000 per month food stamps.

        3) Even if she is getting a cash grant, it is likely relatively small because she was on welfare before and CA since has an MFS limitation (maximum family size- subsequent kids are not counted in the grant- i.e. the octuplets are not included in calculation for and cash- only for foodstamps.) And although many of us are angered by her irresponsibility, I am sure no one wants those kids to starve.. right?

      • juls

        The numbers that you are citing are closer to what foster parents get. There is no benefit that would get you that kind of payment for your own child. Example: maximum calworks payment for family of 10=$1640.

        Only exception is about $700 in social security for the disabled child(ren). I know that at least one is autistic, she may be getting a payment for that child.

      • dooood

        unfortunately, at least one of them will probably end up dying before anyone really intervenes.

      • BE

        juls (and john) – Got to give you points for trying to be a voice of reason here. But really you appear to be dealing with those who slept through political science (a governor is going to do somethin, really/), have no idea what a baby sitter for 14 kids would cost ($$$$$) for her to go to Fantastic Sams and in general appear to need to “hate” somewhat obsessively. Not to mention, I’d bet at least two of your haters barely have a driver’s license. Expecting them to understand how very easily they are manipulated by the media (oh yeah, the internet IS dumbing this country down) is a bridge too far I’m afraid.

        I don’t respect or support Octomom’s choices thus far, but there are now 14 children at stake – foster care is far from a magic bullet. One hopes they will eventually be split between some extended family.

      • BE

        Oh and FYI – I spent a little time working for the local prosecutor’s office – I agree with you on foster care all the way…

    • California is broke because all liberals do is spend…..Octomom is a democrat Obama supporter. CA is nothing but welfare, illegals & greedy liberals that don’t want to pay their fair share…only take. http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2012/04/a_chat_with_octomom_nadya_suleman_doesnt_do_reverse_cowgirl_supports_obama_loves_taco_bell_la_habra.php

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    I thought they were locked in a bedroom…

  24. ugh

    If it’s that cheap, it sounds like something a 5 dollar plunger or a rotorooter could fix. What a asshole that woman is.

  25. Buddy the Elf

    In all fairness, let the little ones shit into a cup; her hair was pretty nasty.

  26. RacistPete

    Aside from this bitch being a leech, I’m not seeing the problem here.

    There are fourteen kids. They’re gonna be shitting constantly, so of course there are potties around the place. My nephew’s potty is in the living room behind the door, in case someone’s in the shower when he needs to take a dump.

    Same thing with them generally being pantsless. The amount of “help me with my trousers” from 14 shitting little kids would be astronomical. And it’s not like they give a fuck, since they’re just playing in the garden where it appears to be nice and warm anyways.

    Looks to me like the kids spend most of their time outside, so the shots of the sparse inside of the home are nothing, imo. Same with the shit spray-painted on the walls.

    I’m a grown-ass man, and my bedroom wall has all kinds of random crap painted on it from when I was painting with my niece.

    This entire story is just pointless bullshit from some skanky-ass hairdresser trying to make some extra cash.

    And as for Octowhore being a leech, she’s taking $2k/month for 14 kids. That’s not a whole hell of a lot of money. I know people with one kid who’re easily taking $1500/month in benefits of various kinds.

  27. So propping a chair against the door actually works? I thought that was just in cartoons and stuff.

  28. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    StayPuft Overlord
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    “Hi……..help me”.

    Even the doodle kid wants out of there.

  29. Angie

    I really don’t see the problem. The house is clean enough with 14 brats running around. They have diapers on. Most kids that age just run around in a diaper and are sticky and dirty. They look well nourished. TMZ is misleading. As for the drawing on the walls. Yeah, that is kind of weird, but a couple coats of paint cover it right up. Actually, I know a lot of married people with good jobs that have houses that look a lot worse, even though they only have a fraction of the brats this ding bat does. Granted, I think she is a horrible person, but I really don’t see any abuse. As for the 500 dollar haircut? O.K. she is taking the California tax payer for a ride. However, instead of whining about it, the citizenry should probably take the situation in their own hands and push their representatives to pass laws to prevent this kind of welfare abuse from happening again.

    • juls

      I totally agree. No love for Octomom, she is totally nutso but the chick who turned her in also looks like a dimwit opportunist. (she was citing the fact that the 3 yr old boys have longish hair as indicia of abuse).

      Moreover, this place does not look bad at all, pretty clean etc. Also do not get what the big deal is about mattresses on the floor. They are not sleeping on stones, they look comfortable and reasonably clean.

      As for the kids running around without pants and pottys everywhere- clearly she is toilet training. Common toilet training advice is to do exactly this: let the kids run around without pants and keep pottys easily accessible. The kids are 3, and while I have managed to get mine out of diapers at under two- most kids are not toilet trained until between 3 and 4 years- so the timing fits.

      $500 haircut- not cool. Nadya=wackjob. House= looks fine to me.

    • dooood

      what about crackheads or junkies etc. ?
      those are situations where there may not be abuse but they are clearly incapable of dealing with the responsibility of supervising and raising children.

      unfortunately i think at least one of them will end up dying before anyone really intervenes.

  30. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    what the huh?
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    whats with the spray paint everywhere?

  31. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    Am I the only one who sees a third potty in the making here? Sorry, Elmo, but it’s going to happen.

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    Hugh Jazz
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    What’s with all the spray paint on the walls? Is she part of some horrible mommy tagging crew?

    • If you ask ol’ “John” upstream, he’ll tell you that all he had to play with as a kid were some sticks, a dead bird, a mud puddle, a piece of tangled string, and some cans of spray paint. Those are fine toys, dammit, and far more than a bunch of spoiled, overindulged little brats deserve to have!

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    AAPL made me rich!
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    Are you my _____?

  34. anonym

    fuck this useless bitch. Send her to alaska. Let them take care of her.
    we don’t need this frivolous wasteful bitch.

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    she should be investigated, nasty woman letting her kids be in those conditions. she should be ashamed.

  36. kimmykimkim

    What a piece of fucking trash.

  37. kimmykimkim

    $520 bucks and her hair still looks like shit. Who the fuck pays that much for a fucking haircut? What a dumb cunt!

    • Jonas Grumby

      Let’s see, haircuts usually cost me $15-$20, and I go about every three weeks, or around 18 times a year. So, that’s about $360. Add in shampoo, at $4-$5 per bottle. I’ve no idea how quick I go through a bottle, but just for kicks, let’s say once per month, or $60. That brings me to $420 a year, or $100 less than Octomom spent in one day.

    • dooood

      i haven’t paid for a haircut since i was 10 years old. (yea i know, my parents payed) and that was more than 21 years ago.
      every once in a while i stand in front of a mirror and do it myself.

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    No way, they got a trampoline? Lucky kids.

    • Bianca


    • RacistPete

      Dude, kids today are spoiled as shit.

      My niece and nephew have a trampoline at their own house, one at the grandparents’ house alongside a fucking BOUNCY CASTLE. They both used to have DSi’s till one got stolen. My niece has a netbook and a touchscreen phone. They’ve both got badass bikes. And they’re always dressed in nice clothes.

      And this, with my sister being a massive, massive heroin addict and supposedly dirt-poor.

      Back in the day, poor used to mean something. I once starved for a damn month. I remember about a two year period where all we ate was beans and fish-fingers, because they were cheap. I remember having to steal corn from the farmer’s fields, we were so poor. I technically spent about four years sleeping in a closet and/or on piles of towels. And I’ve known people who sold the floorboards in their house to buy food.

      But today, kids get a little grubby and don’t have a 360, and motherfuckers start screaming about abuse and neglect.

      Goddamn pussies.

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    …and that’s the way it was, and we liked it!

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    Where the hell did they get all that paint???

  41. grobpilot

    Ever see that old British flick “Village of the Damned”? These kids will, one day, turn on her with their minds and make her head explode. I just hope the paparazzi are there to catch the action.

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    is that poop on the wall?

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    These production stills have me worried that the 3rd season of. The Walking Dead won’t live up to expectations

  44. Someone needs to put a bullet through this bitches skull and put those kids into foster care.

    • Blech

      I didn’t want to say that, but that’s probably what’s gonna happen. Unless one of her kids dies in some tragic “accident” in that nasty-ass house.

      People are mad in California, and they don’t want to support this woman.

      I’m glad I live thousands of miles away from her.

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    Oh God, is she trying for Kim Kardashian now? What’s next, ass implants?

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    Jesus. I want to cry.

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    Do you think she just leaves bits of spliced cable around the house in the *hope* that one or a few of them will accidentally choke themselves or each other?

    • jessicado

      That is exactly what I thought when I saw that! Well, not that she did it intentionally, just that it was a total hazard. Especially if she is locking them in rooms…

  48. Melly

    How much did the hairstylist get for selling the story to TMZ?? I am not an Octo fan at all…but the stylist made a purdy penny selling the story. She is a nutcase…clear from her appearances on tv. I hope the kids get well taken care of. I do.

  49. vgirly

    In all honesty. If you take away the gang/the shining like graffiti. The house isn’t all that bad. Don’t pretend some of your homes don’t have clothes and empty bottles scattered about. And for people comparing these kids conditions to the conditions of 3rd would countries is a stretch. I have a sense you have not really been to a third world country first hand and have witnessed the poverty. She’s a shitty mom and a POS human being to be spending tax payers money on a 500 hair cut, but calling her kids living in squalor conditions is a stretch. My boys run around pantless all the time, they prefer it that way and if I allowed it, they would prefer being naked. As for not having a bed for all of the kids. My 3 year old prefers the floor, rather than his bed. I find him at least twice a week curled in the corner of his room with blankets wrapped around him all the time.

    • “The house isn’t all that bad.”

      All I can say is, I’m eternally grateful that my PC doesn’t have Odor-Vision so I don’t have to experience this house up close and personal. On the other hand, I bet when the stylist got done with it Octo’s hair smelled quite nice for about a whole minute and half.

    • jessicado

      I get what you are trying to say, but at least your kid has the option of a bed. Hers don’t. And “some clothes”? That one room looked like a freaking sort room at a thrift store. Yeah, it isn’t like a 3rd world county, but still — she should be providing for them (like buying mattresses and plumbing, a maid) instead of spending money on herself.

      • vgirly

        I agree with your statement. Her house could be ALOT better and she can provide mattress. I’m not sure how she could afford a regular maid but I guess apparently she can if she is paying for regular 500 dollar hair cuts. She’s a POS all around.

    • dooood

      i’d be surprised if she even knows all their names

      • I figure she’d probably have their names tattooed on their foreheads to make that easier, but that’d cost about $950 and she needs collagen in her lips first.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      My sister in law’s house always looks like a bomb went off in there. Her own clothes and makeup are way more scattered about than the kids stuff.
      I forget what my point was. :)

  50. WSack

    WHY does she still have custody of these kids?!

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