Octomom Cancels Stripping Gig After Manager Mentions She Has Kids. Makes Sense.

June 6th, 2012 // 38 Comments
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Seen her promoting her “self-pleasure voyage of discovery” or however they’re marketing this holocaust of the mind, the perfectly sane Octomom who should be responsible for the lives of 14 children has cancelled her upcoming stripping gig after the manager basically said a bunch of completely true words. TMZ reports:

[Octo's rep Gina] Rodriguez says the straw that broke Octo’s back was a WPEC12 interview with a club bartender who said, Octo has “a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time” before she started stripping. The bartender added, “She must be a little crazy, normal people don’t have that many children.”
We’re told Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances … for the right price.

So let me get this straight, this guy pointed out that Octomom has “a lot of mouths to feed” which is true. It was only “a matter of time” until she turned to stripping, also true. “Normal people don’t have that many children,” double true. And she might go fully nude and do lap dances for “the right price” which is the exact job description of stripping, so true. I’m not exactly sure what she expected this guy to say, but she owes him a thank you card for not mentioning she’ll also perform sex acts for money because that’s also how being a stripper works if not the most important part of the profession. I don’t see how he could’ve been more gentlemanly.

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  1. MILF

    The only thing she needs to be stripped of are her parental rights.

  2. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/06/untitled-227_224.JPG[/img]

    Hermann says, “put your kids up for adoption”.

  3. lawn

    Not kids. Pikmin.

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    dali
    Commented on this photo:

    trannie

  5. Luci Fehrman

    Forget butterface…Everything looks fine here, but ‘er…Oh yeah, what IS a holocaust of the mind, anyway?!? Sounds like some kind of new designer drug.

    • JC

      Credit where credit’s due: Not counting the really unfortunate face and what must be the equivalent of a nuclear bomb crater between her legs, Octo’s at least hot enough to be a second-tier truck stop hooker.

      Probably not smart enough, but definitely hot enough.

    • You know what grosses me out? Her stubby little fingers. You can put a bag over her head so you don’t have to see her delusional, semi-crosseyed, troutpouting loon wreck of a face, but the fingers! GAH! They cannot be hidden.

      God help us if she and Prince Charles ever get together.

  6. grobpilot

    Can’t someone install a Schraeder valve on those lips and reduce the pressure just a bit?

  7. YoMamma

    You can put lipstick on a pig…

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    Bozo
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    So…they photo-shopped away her ass, her right arm, her stomach, various aspects of her face and probably the back of her right leg…but they couldn’t be bothered to clean up the scars on her knee?

    • Stan the Man, no one can

      Those are bruises from clapping her ass on stage. There’s a mental image for ya..

  9. WhiteChick

    Does anyone else see E.T. when they look at her?

    • logan

      @WhiteChick, E.T. not so much. Took a second look at the photo and at first I thought it was Kim K. But upon further inspection I think it is Lindsay Lohan. Either way they are all a bunch of aliens. Just so sad what some are willing to do.

  10. rican

    Fucking assholes! I had already purchased my plane tickets & hotel reservations!!

  11. SO it’s finally happened?

    Kim K is starting to show signs of AIDS?

  12. Spoiler Alert! This is what they found in “Prometheus” the film. Hence the future does not look bright! Give me the Damn Apes anytime!

  13. Eugene

    Caught her on Celebridate (hangs head in shame) the other night and to say this chick is bat shit fucking crazy would be a huge understatement !!!

  14. Man, the club owner is a hell of a lot more delicate in his commentary than I would have been. At least he didn’t open with “Step right up…”

  15. Bane

    She’s got great tits. I’ll give her that.

    • Look again – first, airbrushing. Second, those puppies are harnessed and chained up and they STILL manage to sag. Third, she’s either missing a nipple on the side-sagging left one due to aforementioned airbrushing – or it’s otherwise located someplace where you don’t want to find it.

    • Anon

      @Bane If this is you idea of what great tits look like, you are missing out.

  16. cRAZYHOTkELLI

    Please! Self pleasure? That pig would have to use a mack truck just to hit the sides. gross.

  17. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Does anyone really want to see her vagina, and watch her do this? Ewwww, just ewwwww….!

  18. ACS999

    people its obvious she had c section. the risk of complications would be to great in her condition. no doctor would have agreed to embark on such vaginal delivery.

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    yowillie
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    Great rack.She needs a pearl necklace.

  20. IHEARTTITS

    Hot dog. Hallway. Surprised no one else has said it. She is gross. I’d sooner tap a tranny in the back of a truck stop than deal with this freak.

  21. joho777

    Try to remember the “great rack” you guys are talking about are implants she got with her child-support money.

    They ain’t real.

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    DKK
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    She looks good here!

  23. Sliver

    She looks better than usual here.
    -That said, she still looks like hammered snake shit.

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    she’s hot in there

  25. roni reports

    She does look hot here. I would only hope I would look this good after having 8 babies at once. It’s actually exploitation and she does needs the money. Perhaps she needs a honest agent/manager to turn things into a positive direction. There’s still hope for she and the children.

  26. Joan

    I think if you are going to ridicule the Democratic Party and call chrdlien of any age or anything tards you better be an independent of green party member and not GOP that’s a pathetic statement and any likemindedness you had with YA community on the subject of Octo Mom and her inability to provide any sort of stability for her kids was lost when you took a shot at the kids Remember that no matter who she is or what she represents those kids are still just kids .and when you start lashing out at the chrdlien like that .you sound just like a democrat.

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