It’s Octomom In A Bikini Because I Hate You

June 26th, 2012 // 140 Comments
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Presumably to promote her self-exploration cinema spectacular, or the now-cancelled stripper gig to promote said spectacular, here’s Octomom in Palm Beach posing for some just-released canned bikini pics. And if you’re looking at these going, “My God, who would have sex with this?” Dudes. Dudes will have sex with this. We’re disgusting. TMZ reports:

36-year-old Nadya Suleman arrived at LAX moments ago and her new boyfriend Frankie G picked her up outside. Frankie — a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder — even gave her a peck on the lips when she arrived.
Sources tell us the couple’s been dating about two months and it’s getting serious — but the best part … when we asked Octo how they met … the burgeoning porn star replied, “Through church.” She wasn’t kidding either.

PASTOR: Dear Heavenly Father, as I come before you to prepare this week’s sermon, please fill me with your holy guidance and wisdo-
GOD: “Holy guidance and wisdom?!” Motherfucker, you let Octomom into my house. OCTOMOM. Comin’ in here after flickin’ her bean, all pickin’ up bodybuilders and shit. Bitch, you lucky I don’t give you leprosy!

(I bet you had no idea God talks exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow. I was surprised, too.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Octomom Bikini
    Belle Starr
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    Bwitch has some serious body malformations. Too much lipo and plastic surgery. She has to do porn in order to make enough to afford the upkeep on all her procedures. D*amn the kids – they’re on their own.

  2. Octomom Bikini
    Belle Starr
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    Why is her azz so low down on the back of her thigh. I don’t get it. Butt implants slipping?

  3. Blech

    I just wanna say… this is the best Photoshop job anyone could have performed on this scientific-experiment-gone-horribly-wrong. It really is a vast improvement. She looks more like this (which is also ‘shopped):

    You can put lipstick on an asshole…

  4. Octomom Bikini
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    The Joker without makeup. Who knew?

  5. Geenie

    My husband and I sat and watched her porn movie last night (after reading through all these comments,we HAD to download it! lol) and,what can I say…it was worse than I imagined.
    She has an awkward “I am so not horny” look on her face the whole time,she is always in scenes involving water (what´s up with that?) and she wouldent know how to get a man hard to save her freakin life.
    I´ve seen better amateur porn!! lol

    As for her body,she´s had her twat altered so that the only thing that fits is her freakin finger,and it has a nasty looking white “crust” around it o.0 Good luck with that Octomom! lol

  6. Octomom Bikini
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    Look! It’s Lon Chaney with tits!

  7. Octomom Bikini
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    i hate her liposuctioned, tucked, fake belly button stomach.

  8. Billy Ray


  9. Octomom Bikini
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    She looks like a raccoon.

  10. Octomom Bikini
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    “If I could turn back time…if I could find a way…to give back all those babies…”

  11. Octomom Bikini
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    Oh Look! It’s the girl from “The Ring” all growed up.

  12. Octomom Bikini
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    gross legs that look like a wood log, no hips, weird gross stomach and the face of someboy without a soul, or a burn victim that had a face transplant

  13. Octomom Bikini
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    I got some sag, but nothing compared to that butt cheek. Looks like some more plastic surgery is in order.

    • Belle Starr

      Looks like the plastic surgery has failed and her butt cheek is trying to escaped. Probably scared of her, like the rest of us.

  14. Octomom Bikini
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    I KNEW Uncle Fester was really into drag!!

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    Belle Starr
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    We really are gonna have Zombie Apocalypse! She’s coming for us.

  16. Octomom Bikini
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    this woman makes me sick… First of all, She’s not sexy, hot, or whatever the hell does she think she is…Second, why the fuck did she have like 20 kids just to end up doing porn to feed them poor little bastards. Stupid old skank go get a job and stop parading yourself on beaches like if you were some sort of celebrity

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    Brian of Nazareth
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    Come on Octy, you don’t NEED to be on welfare anymore. Wanna steady job? With a face like that you can easily join the circus!

  18. Octomom Bikini
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    Did she forget to tuck in the tag in her bottoms? And who is taking care of her children? Disturbing.

  19. Octomom Bikini
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    Whats with the dark circles under her eyes? She’s really not an attractive woman and obviously she has had plastic surgery…..JUST SAYIN’

  20. Octomom Bikini
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    I don’t like the way her hands look, doesn’t look feminine.

  21. Octomom Bikini
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    Wow, I guess Lil’ Kim has crossed the color line finally.

  22. Octomom Bikini
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    how is she galavanting all over the US and on welfare and alone, and not with her brood?

  23. Octomom Bikini
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    WOW! Look at that long scar where she didn’t have plastic surgery down her thigh! And the hole where she didn’t have lipo, too! And it looks like her rubberbandy belly skin didn’t bound back as much as it should have. Just the skin looks like it could make a panus droop all on its own! EEEwwwwwww.

  24. Octomom Bikini
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    Her behavior along with the words that come out of her mouth proves that she wants attention, good or bad!!! Whcih is so sad & I just hope her children don’t grow up & think the family setting they currently are growing up in is healthy or the norm. I wish she had someone in her life that would give her the 411 on being a parent & make her realize all the negative things she’s doing right now can & will affect her children & herself in a negative way in the near future. Currently she seems selfish & it’s all about her when it should be about her chldren & her as a whole healthy unit.

  25. Octomom Bikini
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    Sorry that I just posted a comment regarding the lady with all the kids, I just realized the article was from awhile back. This was my first time in awhile since I read articles regarding her & her situation & on that note I hope it’s ok that I still left a comment. Thanks Hve a great wk end everyone!!!! TGIF

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