Octomom Thinks You’ll Buy Her A House Now
When we last left Octomom, she was bragging about stripping and porning her way off welfare as if it’s some grand accomplishment that she’s finally feeding and clothing the 14 kids she forced science to poop out of her. Except now she’s set up a GoFundMe account begging random strangers to buy her a house that’s somehow at $1,000, so knock that shit off whoever’s doing that. You’ll just make her have more kids. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she’s been given two weeks to move out, but the problem is she doesn’t have enough cash to buy a house of her own … especially one that can fit her giant brood.
Octo’s solution … set up a page on a website called GoFundMe.com, where her fans can send her money through the internet! All she’s asking for is a cool $150k to get started.
So somebody had a meeting with porn producers that ended with, “Turns out there actually is something men won’t masturbate to. Who knew?” On that note, I make a lot of jokes at her expense, so I actually tried to chip in for Octo’s house, but it turns out GoFundMe won’t let me put “Sell your kids into slavery and give them a chance at life, you litter-birthing, duck-faced shitwagon,” in the Amount of Donation field. Dodd-Frank, motherfuckers! (I don’t actually know what Dodd-Frank does, it just seemed like the right thing to yell here.)