Octo-Mom: From the pole and into our hearts

March 25th, 2009 // 114 Comments

I’ve pretty much steered clear of the whole Octo-Mom fiasco, but this story involves stripping which, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’m honor-bound to post about. The National Enquirer reports:

Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Wow. Who’s stupid enough not to realize stripping involves lap dances? Oh, right, Octo-mom. Good thing those genes are being passed on – times eight 14. That said, I can only imagine how this story ended:

OCTO-MOM: Gee, stripping is hard. If only there’s an easier way to make money…
OCTO-UTERUS: Get me OUTTA HERE! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!

Photos: Splash News

  1. angry beaver

    Is that her uterus in the gym bag? After 14 kids it deserves to be carried.

  2. Turd Ferguson

    I only needed to get to #6 to realize I’m not alone in my thinking.
    Hell, I can’t afford to go to Starbucks and I have a good job and 14 less kids than she does.

  3. Jrz

    OH MY GOD!! IS THAT YOU SEXXY? I MEAN, IS IT OUR SEXXYBITCH? OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! RICH! RICH!!!!!!! *runs around in circles…trips over ottoman*

  4. Joselito

    This bitch needs to die. Someone put a hit on her.

  5. Banko

    She’s a freak, so what. Along with the rest of the world I find her very entertaining, so she deserves the money she gets and has earned it. Fish Dude, more Octo-Mom stories please. I can’t get enough of this sideshow superstar.

  6. Dogie

    The only reason anyone is bothered by Octo-Mom is because she is just like Angelina Jolie, and you all feel scammed. Angelina now an International Ambassador, and why, just because she adopted 8 or more third world kids. And, don’t kid yourself, Angelina has over 14 nannies and is a super freak too.

  7. norton

    Unemployed and on the public dole with 14…. 14 kids all by invitro.

    Manicure, plastic surgery, designer glasses and Starbucks.

    Only in America. Only in California.

  8. Shattered

    Actually, I thought she was taken off of disability – when the government found out she had was pregnant with all those kids, they decided she was perfectly capable of working instead of populating China by herself.

    She has problems, she is knackered in the head. She needs help, not more babies, not Starbucks, not a crappy manicure, not more plastic surgery.

  9. Pat C.

    Stripping doesn’t always require lap dancing. There are counties in the U.S. where customers aren’t allowed to have any physical contact with strippers.
    Santa Clara County, California was one of them when I last lived there in 2000.

  10. donnaburger

    Why is it every time we see this woman she is always out somewhere by herself with NO children? I have five children and I can’t ever go anywhere alone without at least one or two of my children with me. I mean she has 14!! How is that possible??????? Oh yeah she has all those nannies……my bad! If this woman took care of her children she would not have time to be parading around for the papparazzi . She would have to spend all of her time just feeding these children. Trust me I know, I only have five and it seems like all I ever do is cook, feed, clean and do laundry constantly! But then again I am not receiving any kind of outside help or government assistance. I guess I should have had at least 9 more and maybe I could get a new house too!!!

  11. Lactation Observation

    A LITTLE LATE, BUT here for the record anyway!!!!
    In the second picture you get a shot of her boobs and you can see the outline of her nipple…FYI, when your boobs are real and you are breastfeeding, you tend to leak milk like crazy!! Bare nipples? No leakage? No absorbent pad??? HELLO SILICONE!

  12. I. B. Trucking

    Nasty Nadya with the Michael Jackson NOSE and the Donald Duck LIPS is all about money. She planned the whole thing. Everything she planned has happened. She knew she would get millions of dollars in donations and money and she had already. She knew she would continue to receive her FOOD STAMPS AND FOUR (PLUS) DISABILITY CHECKS EACH MONTH. Now that most of her last eight kids are preemies she will get MOVE disability check and more food stamp money. She is nothing but a MOOCHING PIECE OF TRASH!!! She has only had two jobs in her life that I have heard of. The first job was as a STRIPPER and the second job was at a Mental Hospital. She sued the hospital for $186,000.00. She claims she HURT HER BACK. HUMMMMMMMMM but her back wasn’t too hurt to have 14 kids was it? This woman is a CON ARTIST. Next she will be wanting the government to buy her a stretch Limo with her own personal driver. She will probably get this too. STOP THE DONATIONS AND MONEY TO THIS MOOCHING WELFARE QUEEN. She is laughing all the way to the bank and to her DESIGNER STORES. STOP BEING FOOLS ABOUT GIVING THE CON ARTIST ANY MONEY!!!!

  13. Nadya is a very selfish woman. She certainly does not care about the kids and how they are taken care of. She would have been better off remaining a stripper and contributing to the moral decay of people who are old enough to choose between right and wrong.

  14. To know what country it will be interesting to her family. It works like a Romanian gypsy. In fact, the Gypsy Queen is scamming people out all the free stuff will be done with it. They all went to their neighbors, their dogs and Octo-mother at the dinner table before finding their animals need to hide warned.

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