Octo-Mom: From the pole and into our hearts

March 25th, 2009 // 114 Comments

I’ve pretty much steered clear of the whole Octo-Mom fiasco, but this story involves stripping which, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’m honor-bound to post about. The National Enquirer reports:

Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Wow. Who’s stupid enough not to realize stripping involves lap dances? Oh, right, Octo-mom. Good thing those genes are being passed on – times eight 14. That said, I can only imagine how this story ended:

OCTO-MOM: Gee, stripping is hard. If only there’s an easier way to make money…
OCTO-UTERUS: Get me OUTTA HERE! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Jrz

    MY GOD…..FOUR TIMES!
    My correctness is nearly keeping pace with Nadyia. I can be like the Octo-Mom of Being Right.

  2. The White Urkel

    She has some nice boobs. I’m glad I moved out of California so my State taxes wont go to this nut job.

  3. Rhialto

    It’s better to give one a quality life than several a crap life! No matter how big your own ego is! Is there any law for this!?

  4. Food Stamps

    @29 $500k is about average for a large house in Southern California. Though, here IVF is more like $10-15K a pop.

  5. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx

    This bitch looks like Micheal Jackson

  6. bubba

    I hope she gets cancer in her cunt

  7. I tried to explain to my mom how my brother’s ex is almost as stupid as Octomom. My mom doesn’t know who that is. I envy her..

  8. Gando

    Women and kids! Something snaps in their head when it enters the kids-zone! there’s a lot of insanity in this world folks! Luckily there’re good and sane people as well!

  9. Darth

    Crap life for the kids means in general they become just the same asholes as the parents are!

  10. Is there another post yet? This one’s irritating..

  11. Jrz– you suck!!!!!!!!!!!! there that should burst your bubble.

  12. Seriously, how much would it suck, having 13 siblings if you were the “ugly” one?

  13. Sauron

    Bad genes multiplies more quick and easy than good genes!

  14. gnipgnop

    What a useless fucking oven – fucking stunned cunt

  15. Jrz

    True, Guy Holly….I may just suck…however, you’re hollies have been held hostage for three years now.

  16. Queen of the Gypsies

    It would be interesting to know what country her family is from. She acts just like a Romanian Gypsy. In fact, she would be the Gypsy Queen with all the free stuff she is scamming out of people. Her neighbors need to be warned to hide their animals before they all find their dogs gone and on Octo-Mom’s dinner table.

  17. His hollies are now pickled…

  18. N.

    Fame whore,. look at her ugly toes.. what a FREAK!.

  19. N.

    Fame whore,. look at her ugly toes.. what a FREAK!.

  20. Nurse Ratchet

    You know that 40 years ago before we had all this knowledge about treating preemies, her kids that all weigh under 3 lbs would be thrown in the garbage. Isn’t great that we have advanced so much in medicine.

  21. Jrz– my picckled hollies may be fertile.

  22. sexxyb1tch

    #44/46 You never went three times, Rich.

  23. i call 'em as I see 'em

    #54- You’re right, I should have said AT LEAST $7000.00 a pop.
    And I do understand about prices in SoCal. But still.

    I’m irked because Octopussy didn’t pay for the house, nor any of the new furnishings, etc.- they’ve all been donated. Why aren’t we donating to our Veterans rather than this publicity whore who brought this all on herself?
    If she had found herself NATURALLY pregnant with eight kids, then I’d have sympathy. BUT SHE DIDN’T. She did this.
    When you do in vitro, you should have to prove that you can support the resulting kids. Just like with adoption.

    COMPANIES- Please don’t donate to Octopussy- give to people who really need it!-
    our underpaid soldiers, whose families are barely scraping by!!!!
    -or-
    People laid off because of the economy!!!

    And, for fuck’s sake, please place those kids with someone who actually cares about them, and isn’t using them to feed her own selfish ego.

  24. i call 'em as I see 'em

    Oh, yeah- ‘Fish?
    Thanks for not devoting lots of column space to her.
    It has been such a relief to come here and not see her mutant face staring out at me.
    But I’m glad you did this once, because it allowed venting.

    Not that I had an opinion, or anything…

  25. Bent

    This honestly is just so irritating. And the interviews she gives about her kids? She talks about them like they are tumors, or maybe on a good day (perhaps when she gets her checks in the mail?) she treats them like toys she has to feed. So selfish of an individual. It is individuals like this who take a good-hearted system for the needy like welfare and WIC, and corrupts it to the point that the American public hates it.

  26. lola

    It is usually VERY DIFFICULT to get in-vitro. My sister has been trying for years. You need to go on a long waiting list, pass tons of screening tests, USUALLY you must be married, and be in good mental standing (get counseling, etc.). The costs are near $20,000 for one implant which may or may not work. There are also income requirements (more than people make where she lives).

    The octo-mom’s doctor is FAR from the norm. Too many doctor’s are afraid of lawsuits to use common sense and let more women get the procedure done. The octo-mom has caused much more harm to my sister’s cause from having an irresponsible doctor.

    I am so pissed that octo-mom got the new house, celeb duds and shades, and the latte. Sure some people donated and taxpayers covered her ass. Keep in mind all the interviews she did which probably paid for most of it.

    Despite all that, I wouldn’t trade places with her for all the money in the world. She looks like a jackass in front of all the world. She, at least, “looks” like an Angelina wannabe with plastic nose and plastic bozo clown lips. It isn’t worth a million dollars to change half of the dirty diapers, cook the dinners, do the laundry, etc. for those kids. Sure she has help for now, but the money train will run out eventually and she will be stuck with constant responsibility.

  27. 14trailerkids

    This bitch sucks ass! She looks like crap on a bun. Nasty face, nasty botox lips, and a super-leech. I really hope the rest of her life sucks balls and she is continually harassed by paps and peeps…

  28. Pauly

    This worthless cunt needs to go away
    She embodies what is wrong with this country
    Hey Octamom – Fuck YOU and your 14 retarded test tube lab rats!

  29. Amaranth

    why is she even talked about when she is nothing but a irresponsible baby junkie? her mother clearly stated her disapproval of having all these kids. she was clearly not happy about her second batch of babies. this woman has been in porn, strip clubs and her vag is lose as a street sewer opening, she should be cast away from society as the original dumb bitch.

  30. Patsy Positive

    Let’s not engage in further negativity about this poor misguided woman and her children. We should channel our anger and focus on the joy of the situation and celebrate these eight new lives!

    (Ay guey! Me did ka-ka in my pants a little bit.)

  31. Beastman AIDS

    She’s got crazy monkey toes!

  32. etherealelement

    i think all you @$$holes who comment should be more worried about the economy and giving all your money to rich people which your taxes are already going to bail out AIG so that their executives can get 5,000 massages at spas and travel to Dubai and Europe. you are all a bunch of disgusting morons. she’s not any different than all you worthless whores who start having sex at 14.

  33. Monkey's Bone

    This chica’s gene-pool needs filled in with dirt

  34. Monkey's Bone

    @82 –
    w0w …… you need to try de-caf. or valium or something and find yourself a political thread to rant on instead of a hollyweird entertainment thread that’s made for insulting infamous sorts to begin with.
    Jeeeez – lighten-up before you give yourself a heart attack
    btw – it’s spelled “assholes” – get a grip. It’s the internet not church.

  35. ugh… on welfare in designer shades. must be nice.

  36. josie

    She seems to look like she is happy with herself. Which is wierd – anybody else in her position would die of shame, and would permanently lock themselves in their house. She doesn’t seem to have a conscience at all, fucken SOCIOPATH.

  37. Hulagurl23

    @#18 look just because your stuck home alone playing with yourself in your mother’s basement every night doesn’t mean that female commenters here are fat. It just means your lonely ,pathetic and bitter toward females because none of us want your patheticness. Im so sick of the mysgynist views from the male commenters on this site, when in reality none of them could get a date if their lives depended on it.

  38. cavy

    I call bullshit on her saying she didn’t know she would have to give lap dances to customers. Talk about living in la la land! It seems like she jumps into a lot of things without the proper research – she’s functionally retarded! Someone needs to hit her over the head with a clue X 4.

  39. hotgirl

    I always see her news currently. lol…Well, if you are looking for a beautiful girl or handsome guy, you can`t miss “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M”, it is really good for rich people and celebrities.

  40. Geese-y

    UGh i can noootttt believe you’ve posted something about her.!!!!
    she’s just an ignorant b*tch… trying to get attention….
    i am very dissapointed… Mr Superficial…. :(

  41. We don’t feel “SORRY” any longer………………………..sorry!!

  42. JANE

    She’s had a nose job, boob job, and collegen lips. Nice french manicure going on too… my advice is they take her kids away and you idiots stop giving her money.

  43. Roberto

    Ya know, if everyone would stop posting stories about this psycho cunt, then maybe, just maybe she will go away, or go entirely nuts and kill herself. But the US is not that lucky.

  44. Tammy

    Dear Superficial,
    Please don’t ever post anything about this disgusting woman again. She makes me want to barf and I feel really really bad for her children.

    Thanks,
    Tammy

  45. cittie

    How can you look after newborn babies with her fancy french nails???Guess now that she does not need her parents anymore, the nannies are now feeding and giving love to those babies. Why has someone not step and take control over the money, it was not meant for her but for the babies, since she had the babies she is doing just fine for herself now, NEW CLOTHES, TONS OF FOOD, GOING TO GET HER HAIR AND NAILS DONE. Well she does think she is famous now. The scariest thing I had yet to hear her say is least all you guys around (the paps) I don’t have to worry about someone taking my kids, so he has free babysitters too and she is not paying for them. How many others are going to follow her footsteps. By the way did her parents lose their home because of her, if so what happened to them, did she take them in as unpaid workers – like cleaners. This so call mother is so busy shopping she now has no time for her kids, that she claimed all they need is love, who is giving them the love not the mother. Please have the money removed from her and let someone take control of the money, as it will all be gone with the way she is going within a few months, and I think the buck will stop there. so I guess it will be love that will feed the kids, or wait she has that tape if need be she will sale it, but who the hell would buy it. It is not like she is now the only woman to give birth.

  46. cittie

    How can you look after newborn babies with her fancy french nails???Guess now that she does not need her parents anymore, the nannies are now feeding and giving love to those babies. Why has someone not step and take control over the money, it was not meant for her but for the babies, since she had the babies she is doing just fine for herself now, NEW CLOTHES, TONS OF FOOD, GOING TO GET HER HAIR AND NAILS DONE. Well she does think she is famous now. The scariest thing I had yet to hear her say is least all you guys around (the paps) I don’t have to worry about someone taking my kids, so he has free babysitters too and she is not paying for them. How many others are going to follow her footsteps. By the way did her parents lose their home because of her, if so what happened to them, did she take them in as unpaid workers – like cleaners. This so call mother is so busy shopping she now has no time for her kids, that she claimed all they need is love, who is giving them the love not the mother. Please have the money removed from her and let someone take control of the money, as it will all be gone with the way she is going within a few months, and I think the buck will stop there. so I guess it will be love that will feed the kids, or wait she has that tape if need be she will sale it, but who the hell would buy it. It is not like she is now the only woman to give birth.

  47. Cittie

    I was just looking at the pictures and noticed that it looks she has got her lips done again??? I guess with all the donations she can pretend she is now news worthly. But all the money that has been donated was it not for the babies, so why is she out all day shopping and buying things for herself. Getting her lips done again and sorry to say who even done her lips did her no favours, it looks the lips are meant for something else (trying to be nice about this, but her lips now look they are meant to do only 1 things, as most guys would not be getting to close to her, hint hint) I have only 2 children both my husband and I work full-time but we have to be on a tight budget, so if my husband and I do the same does that mean from the moment the babies are born it will be a free ride for the rest of our lifes?? If so I am staying in bed and jumping my husband bones everytime he comes near the bed, and then collect what I need and off to the doctors I go, as I will need help to have a lot of kids for my free ride for life. Wow what I would give to have someone watch and feed my kids and all I have to do is be around the babies when cameras are around me. Looks like her diaper bag has nothing in it, a least no baby items. She does not need to carry it around as she is never around her babies let alone outside with them unless she knows she will get her picture on some cover. Someone please make her lips look normal. Unless she plains on napping some poor guy with those lips, I can not image she did not have a boob job, as it does not look like she is breast feeding them, her boobs are too perky for someone who had 14 babies and claims she is breast feeding them?? Does she think we will not notice the work she has done since her bank account is larger.

  48. boo

    It was reported a couple days ago that she fired her volunteer nannies because she thought they were spying on her.

    What’s scary is, how many babies will the next nut that comes down the pike think she needs to have to get all the free stuff/publicity/reality show?

  49. Barry O

    I’m calling hot steamy mucusy bullshit.

    Has anyone seen the pics of her before she had her cheeks, lips & tits done in her 20s? She looks like Mary Catherine Gallagher with rotting skin.

    She wouldn’t get bills in her garter…she’d get beaten w/ rolls of quarters.

  50. #72 – (rubs eyes) Is that really you Sexxy, the bra busting art doing sweater puppy smuggler?

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