Octo-Mom: From the pole and into our hearts

The Superficial | March 25, 2009 - 1:09 pm

I’ve pretty much steered clear of the whole Octo-Mom fiasco, but this story involves stripping which, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’m honor-bound to post about. The National Enquirer reports:

Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Wow. Who’s stupid enough not to realize stripping involves lap dances? Oh, right, Octo-mom. Good thing those genes are being passed on – times eight 14. That said, I can only imagine how this story ended:

OCTO-MOM: Gee, stripping is hard. If only there’s an easier way to make money…
OCTO-UTERUS: Get me OUTTA HERE! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!

Photos: Splash News