I’ve pretty much steered clear of the whole Octo-Mom fiasco, but this story involves stripping which, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’m honor-bound to post about. The National Enquirer reports:
Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”
Wow. Who’s stupid enough not to realize stripping involves lap dances? Oh, right, Octo-mom. Good thing those genes are being passed on – times eight 14. That said, I can only imagine how this story ended:
OCTO-MOM: Gee, stripping is hard. If only there’s an easier way to make money…
OCTO-UTERUS: Get me OUTTA HERE! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
Captain_Insano | March 25, 2009 at 2:00 pm
For the good of her children, I hope this bitch dies.
The One Who Knows | March 25, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Another money drain on our people.
The One Who Knows | March 25, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Another money drain on our people.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 25, 2009 at 2:02 pm
On welfare….AND DRINKING STARBUCKS!
Our tax dollars at work, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Sid | March 25, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Good lord. She thinks she’s a celebrity. Look at how carefully she’s copied the attire. Just sad.
Tracy | March 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm
So she really can afford $5 coffee & expensive makeup. I would seriously rethink if you are one of the people giving her money.
NipTuck | March 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
UGH.
She is not right.
JG | March 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Oh it’s only a matter of time before she gives in to the porn companies.
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Times 8? More like times 14.
I hate this chick. I mean…I really don’t like her whatesoever.
GuyHolly | March 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Have they hung the fertility doctor by his balls yet?
Adam | March 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm
She is the number one reason I don’t watch the news anymore. Anything involving her is just blown completely out of proportion and it’s not even worth the few minutes of air time.
Food Stamps | March 25, 2009 at 2:18 pm
#6: We’re all giving her money. She gets government aid, not to mention that 3 of her 6 other children have special needs who receive support courtesy of the taxpayers.
Nice manicure to go with her Starbucks, by the way…
LeonIncognito | March 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Yeah, just an F.Y.I., she has fourteen kids. Six prior to the octuplets.
Ryan | March 25, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Can’t she at least drink gas station coffee? If she’s like my wife she gets like 15 add-ins and the cost skyrockets to $9.00
Sportsdvl | March 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm
This bitch needs to be committed to a mental institution. We are already taking care of her kids financially so at least let’s get them to foster parents and away from this head case!
Ted | March 25, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“If she’s like my wife she gets like 15 add-ins”
What a slut!
ick | March 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
#9 Jrz is right, she’s squirted out 14 spawn, not just the 8.
I am SO sick of her. But then, I was sick of her the first time I laid eyes on her.
I don’t like her; no sir, I don’t like her.
mike | March 25, 2009 at 2:38 pm
blah blah blah
Look, she’s had 14 kids and she’s thinner than most of the female commenters.
It’s the truth and you know it.
Zanna | March 25, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@10 – I heard t hey put them in a jar.
Doc Holiday | March 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm
All of her children are on disability and receive over $1000 a month in cash and WIC each. That is $14,000 per month not including HER benifits. That is over $200,000 a year with what she gets. NO pole for her anymore. Didn’t even need one to conceive. They will all get FREE educations too. Everybody calls her stupid but, seems to me she’s smarter that all of US!
Zanna | March 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Vagina. It’s not a clown car.
Courtyardpigeon | March 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Let me get this straight…..she had babies, so now she’s famous?
WHO CARES ABOUT HER?
And what in God’s name are those nasty things attached to her ankles? She needs to wear shoes even in her sleep.
fertilized egg awaiting implantation | March 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I think she’s hot.
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 2:48 pm
She looks like the spawn of Jeanine Garafolo and Angelina Jolie…
wet rag | March 25, 2009 at 2:49 pm
She had in vitro and c-sections so most of the jokes don’t work.
Carolyn | March 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Stupid ass french manicure, Starbucks coffee and expensive sunglasses. Where the hell does she get the $$?
Max Planck | March 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
She gets the money from taxpayers. At least she is assuring the survival of the species. Thanks.
CNN | March 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
#20, Faux News, there you go again…3 of her earlier 6 kids receive disability payments, as does Octomom herself. Newborns don’t qualify for disability payments. Breathing into a bag might help you with your chronic hyperventilating.
i call 'em as I see 'em | March 25, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Yeah, and I just read that her new house cost well over $500,000.
How does that happen?
This “celebutard” crap really irks me.
What about all the people in this country who are struggling with their mortgages who were responsible, and DIDN’T have 14 kids that they COULDN’T AFFORD?
(not to mention pay for in vitro, which goes for about $7000.00 a pop, and usually isn’t covered by insurance…)
She planned this- I think that by investing in this new crop of kids AND a publicist, she figured that she’d get the endorsements and the attention that she OBVIOUSLY craves. She wanted to be a celebrity. And nowdays, the Dionne Quintuplets just aren’t very unusual. She had to go for quantity, and also somehow bring Angelina Jolie’s name into it, because she sells…..
I can’t stand this bitch.
Those poor kids.
It’s like they were created just to give their mother her 15 minutes of fame.
What happens when her quarter hour is over?
I fear for their safety,
no lie.
I believe that she is supremely unstable.
JMack | March 25, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Jesus everliving fuck look at her feet!
I cant stand this mutant cunt.
jrz | March 25, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Do these children have names yet?
Knowing her they’re all named like Angelina (her favorite), Brad…..Brangelina, Shiloh, Maddox, Pax, the other one, Knox, Zahara….um…Lara Croft, Gia, Changeling, Wanted and um…Girl…..Interrupted.
A | March 25, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She looks really good for just having 8 kids. I bet if she didn’t look this good, she wouldn’t have gone for the 8…
A | March 25, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She looks really good for just having 8 kids. I bet if she didn’t look this good, she wouldn’t have gone for the 8…
jrz | March 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm
32 (and 33): Not such a huge accomplishment…All 8 of those babies weighed as much as one of mine. shit…..they only weighed about a pound and half each. My son weighted 9. But you take off them clothes and I’ll guarantee you there’s a whole lotta bad goin on around her navel. A whole lot.
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm
#32 – Jrz is right… I could have fit them all in my backpack… not that I would have… I mean, what are the odds of getting away with THAT more than once..?
i call 'em as I see 'em | March 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm
#21- Zanna- best comment yet!!!
still laughing!
But in deference to #25, Uterus instead of Vagina.
Still laughing.
Doc Holiday | March 25, 2009 at 3:07 pm
WRONG CNN. Being born pre-mature automatically qualifies you for disability for a year and then is re-evaled after that. Since the only parent is disabled, ALL the kids get a sympathy checks even if they don’t get their own disability check.
justifiable | March 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Yeah, right. This flapping cunt has been proven time and again to be a liar (I’m not on welfare/I’ve never had plastic surgery/I got this house all by myself). She’s a raging Angelina -wannabe attention whore looking for new fodder to shock Dr. Phil.
God, I’ve never asked you for anything big, but please, please, please, can’t you make her die now? I know you don’t want her any more than we do, but make the effort. Because I can name 14 people that would instantly be better off.
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Fuck me man….two times on one post I’ve been right (#35 and #17). That’s a first.
urf | March 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm
#31, yeah, but she’d probably get ‘em all wrong- Malox, Knocks, Silo, TamPax, Toom Rader, Geo….
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She gots a fivehead. And you know what they say…the bigger the fivehead the bigger the vuh-jie
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
HAHA #40!
Womb Raider Suleman
Mike Hawk | March 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
She doesn’t fuck, and she has 14 kids? What a catch.44444444444444444444444teeeeeenfuccking kids?!!!! Selfish, worthless , leech. Brings out the hate in a person.
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 3:16 pm
#39 – You’re right Jrz.
urf | March 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm
womb raider! I didn’t even think of that ! hahahahah!
excellent…..
jrz | March 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Three times, Rich!
Mr. Jones | March 25, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Everyone gather around the hateraid – there is plenty for all.
Christ, what a disgusting human being
Dropping out 8 hatchlings like some insect queen
Enough crotchlings to form a football team
Mucus-covered mewlings, inhuman screams
Crawling from the chrysalis – our horror scene
FRIST!!! | March 25, 2009 at 3:26 pm
She reminds me of Angelia Jolie!!
Oh, I just got here, but Jrz’s right.
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 25, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Is this woman sane!?
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 3:30 pm
More like Can’tgelina Nolie…