I’m all kinds of confusing today.
In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports:
He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Tuesday.
“Yeah, man … It’s time for me to sit down,” he said after being asked about the rumors. “Enough is enough. I’m 32, you know, my days are over.”
He said he knows Lozada — who’s been sporting a 10-carat ring from Jason Beverly Hills — was The One.
Normally, I don’t endorse marriage, but considering this is a man who wisely suggested dating “a black dude” would cure Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to assume he knows what he’s doing. Clearly, a higher mind is at work here.
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Photo: PETA
Elephantiasis is making a comeback I see.
Orrrrrr maybe Ocho is realizing that is skills as a football player are waining and he won’t be as hot a commodity in the world of Strippers and Ho’s anymore so he’s gonig to try to settle down. Why do I see an ‘incident’ in the future of this marriage that will involve a driveway, a 911 call, and a dead pet???
Oh ya, and Ocho, just so you know, Hamburgers and Chicken come from animals, as does the leather jackets, fur coats, and leather shoes you so like to wear. PETA my ass …
Lost is the fact that that football hiding his junk is made of leather. Since it doesn’t have fur I guess that’s okay.
Actually I didn’t lose that fact, thing is NFL footballs are not made of real pigskin anymore. They used to be but they went to a synthetic ball a long time ago.
Damn yoooo I went from 6 to 12 on this yo!
Actually, according to the Wilson site, the official ball they supply to the NFL is made of cow hide.
http://www.wilson.com/wilson/football/video.jsp?CONTENT%3C%3Ecnt_id=10134198673974607&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302756199
haha BURN!! [Dante AND Ocho]
That doesn’t look like an official game ball to me. The Wilson Logo wouldn’t be so huge on a game ball.
So it could be synthetic full size ball.
YUK – not a single hair on him. Men should be hairy, dammit.
Sheena? Meet Khloe Kardashian, Khloe meet Sheena …
Touche, Dante… touche.
I should’ve said men with *penises*. Wait… Does Ocho have one? I can’t tell. NO HAIR.
Love his tats…next time move the damn football tho..
Fur sucks, hiding your dingaling behind a piece of pigskin is ok?
A Ping Pong ball would have sufficed.
Hiyo!!!
this guy is just a big famewhore.. dating shows and anything else just to stay in the spotlight.
Fuckin’ A..he may as well get it over with…quit football and get a crappy reality show on E already.
Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!!
Oh my good!!! yummy…
This is the latest publicity grab for PETA? The publicity department over there must just be monkeys fucking a football.
eat meat or not he has a lickable body
…wait I meant monkeys fucking ME.
yes, using the old pigskin to cover up his genitalia for a campaign to let animals keep their skin is totally appropriate.
his head looks like a penis hehehe
I am not gay but I have to admire his body, I wish I could touch it, touch his chest and his abs, not with my fingers but with my palms, I wish i could rub baby oil all over his head and abs and touch them with my palms,
I say I am not gay because I am not attracted to men, and i only had girlfriends, but, sometimes, Is like admiring a work of art, his body, is like a statue, like a monument to the human figure,
I would go nowhere near his genitals, that’s why i say im not gay, You just have to admire his physical perfection, I wish i could paint a portrait of him, I wish I could sculpt a bust, I wish i could paint his body with red paint,
I wish I could be inside him and see and feel what is like to be perfect, I wish i could wear his skin for one day and know what it feels to be admired I wish i could see through his eyes, talk through his mouth, feel through his hands, I wish i could be like him, I wish I was his muscles, I wish I could be his brain,
I wish i could bathe in his sweat, his blood, he is perfect,
yeeea, and you are as straight as George Michael.
Im not gay either, but Im semi-erect after your diatribe.
What the hell is that?
yeah, none of that sounded gay at all! Oh, and you forgot to sign your name, Randal.
wowowowow
ewww….Nigga you gay!!
I AM NOT FUCKING RANDAL,
My name IS JAIME, I am cuban WHO THE GFUCK IS RANDAL?
no serisouly, im not randal
@jamie Ok then, you’re just some other flaming homosexual. Our bad.
he has a hot body and pretty handsome face, but I google imaged him and DAMN dude has some jacked up teeth, totally ruins the whole package.
Besides everybody knows he and T.O. are butt buddies anyways
Exactly how long IS a football?
That ought to last about 10 minutes before he gets caught screwin’ wih someone else. Skating With the Stars anyone?
if the football is in front of his peen the kicking tee must be up his ass
Nice!
And now for this year’s hit SNL Digital Short: D*ck in a Ball
i wonder if his penis is all beind that football? It may be uncomfortable. I hope they are happy in love!
Dude shaves his junk. Thats G-A-Y.
not gay, appreciated that he isn’t caveman like…trust me, women don’t mind…buy a razor
Give me a fucking break
finally I have something to look at. Looking :D
I fucking love that this guy got his fame and fortune from kicking a chunk of dead animal around. What a fucking hypocrite.
Why is holding a leather football for a PETA ad?
Get traded somewher good before u retire
Hot. wish i could see his dick tho
In good shape.
I may be the only person looking at his, but Cincinnati is misspelled for the post tag…
This fool is worrying about animals dying while the Bengals are 2-9? Get your head outta your ass and in the game, you fucking loser!
Kim K will be all over this guy now.
Isn’t that a LEATHER football in front of him????
DICK!!!!!!! Over rated hypocrite.
Okay.. I am going to have to say this. I would never date a black guy. Not because I am racist or anything, I just wasn’t raised in a culture that embraces interracial relationships and I was never able or willing to change those views. But MY GOD, black men have GORGEOUS bodies!!! Lucky black bitches!
Ladies, please note:
A football is not a foot long.