Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked.

November 30th, 2010 // 52 Comments
Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA

I’m all kinds of confusing today.

In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports:

He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Tuesday.
“Yeah, man … It’s time for me to sit down,” he said after being asked about the rumors. “Enough is enough. I’m 32, you know, my days are over.”
He said he knows Lozada — who’s been sporting a 10-carat ring from Jason Beverly Hills — was The One.

Normally, I don’t endorse marriage, but considering this is a man who wisely suggested dating “a black dude” would cure Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to assume he knows what he’s doing. Clearly, a higher mind is at work here.

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  1. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Elephantiasis is making a comeback I see.

  2. Orrrrrr maybe Ocho is realizing that is skills as a football player are waining and he won’t be as hot a commodity in the world of Strippers and Ho’s anymore so he’s gonig to try to settle down. Why do I see an ‘incident’ in the future of this marriage that will involve a driveway, a 911 call, and a dead pet???

    Oh ya, and Ocho, just so you know, Hamburgers and Chicken come from animals, as does the leather jackets, fur coats, and leather shoes you so like to wear. PETA my ass …

  3. Sheena

    YUK – not a single hair on him. Men should be hairy, dammit.

  4. Love his tats…next time move the damn football tho..

  5. shit taco

    Fur sucks, hiding your dingaling behind a piece of pigskin is ok?

  6. FattyFatty2X4

    A Ping Pong ball would have sufficed.

  7. chynasclit

    this guy is just a big famewhore.. dating shows and anything else just to stay in the spotlight.

    • log jammin'

      Fuckin’ A..he may as well get it over with…quit football and get a crappy reality show on E already.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!!

  9. diego

    Oh my good!!! yummy…

  10. Richard McBeef

    This is the latest publicity grab for PETA? The publicity department over there must just be monkeys fucking a football.

  11. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
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    eat meat or not he has a lickable body

  12. Richard McBeef

    …wait I meant monkeys fucking ME.

  13. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
    who cares
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    yes, using the old pigskin to cover up his genitalia for a campaign to let animals keep their skin is totally appropriate.

  14. jaime

    his head looks like a penis hehehe

    I am not gay but I have to admire his body, I wish I could touch it, touch his chest and his abs, not with my fingers but with my palms, I wish i could rub baby oil all over his head and abs and touch them with my palms,
    I say I am not gay because I am not attracted to men, and i only had girlfriends, but, sometimes, Is like admiring a work of art, his body, is like a statue, like a monument to the human figure,
    I would go nowhere near his genitals, that’s why i say im not gay, You just have to admire his physical perfection, I wish i could paint a portrait of him, I wish I could sculpt a bust, I wish i could paint his body with red paint,

    I wish I could be inside him and see and feel what is like to be perfect, I wish i could wear his skin for one day and know what it feels to be admired I wish i could see through his eyes, talk through his mouth, feel through his hands, I wish i could be like him, I wish I was his muscles, I wish I could be his brain,
    I wish i could bathe in his sweat, his blood, he is perfect,

  15. testington

    he has a hot body and pretty handsome face, but I google imaged him and DAMN dude has some jacked up teeth, totally ruins the whole package.

    Besides everybody knows he and T.O. are butt buddies anyways

  16. sobrietyisacrutch

    Exactly how long IS a football?

  17. thepinktaco

    That ought to last about 10 minutes before he gets caught screwin’ wih someone else. Skating With the Stars anyone?

  18. anonymous

    if the football is in front of his peen the kicking tee must be up his ass

  19. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    And now for this year’s hit SNL Digital Short: D*ck in a Ball

  20. charles

    i wonder if his penis is all beind that football? It may be uncomfortable. I hope they are happy in love!

  21. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
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    Dude shaves his junk. Thats G-A-Y.

  22. BENWAW

    Give me a fucking break

  23. nonminti

    finally I have something to look at. Looking :D

  24. Doof

    I fucking love that this guy got his fame and fortune from kicking a chunk of dead animal around. What a fucking hypocrite.

  25. WhatheWhat

    Why is holding a leather football for a PETA ad?

  26. Get traded somewher good before u retire

  27. ah ahah

    Hot. wish i could see his dick tho

  28. Ash Bones

    In good shape.

  29. Chad Ochocinco Nude PETA
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    I may be the only person looking at his, but Cincinnati is misspelled for the post tag…

  30. Mena

    This fool is worrying about animals dying while the Bengals are 2-9? Get your head outta your ass and in the game, you fucking loser!

  31. rusty

    Kim K will be all over this guy now.

  32. Steelerchick

    Isn’t that a LEATHER football in front of him????
    DICK!!!!!!! Over rated hypocrite.

  33. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Okay.. I am going to have to say this. I would never date a black guy. Not because I am racist or anything, I just wasn’t raised in a culture that embraces interracial relationships and I was never able or willing to change those views. But MY GOD, black men have GORGEOUS bodies!!! Lucky black bitches!

  34. kayk

    Ladies, please note:
    A football is not a foot long.

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