Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked.

I’m all kinds of confusing today.

In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports:

He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Tuesday.
“Yeah, man … It’s time for me to sit down,” he said after being asked about the rumors. “Enough is enough. I’m 32, you know, my days are over.”
He said he knows Lozada — who’s been sporting a 10-carat ring from Jason Beverly Hills — was The One.

Normally, I don’t endorse marriage, but considering this is a man who wisely suggested dating “a black dude” would cure Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to assume he knows what he’s doing. Clearly, a higher mind is at work here.

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