Ochocinco Headbutted Evelyn Lozada (Allegedly), Kicked Off The Dolphins (Not Allegedly)

August 13th, 2012 // 38 Comments
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Based solely on this picture above, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada seem like the kind of couple who would go the distance. Unfortunately the distance turned out to be him getting arrested Saturday night for allegedly headbutting her because he’s an idiot who doesn’t get rid of condom receipts. Seriously, what was he going to do with them? Give them to his accountant? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know that’s a legitimate write-off for these people. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.
Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours.
According to our sources, the fight started when Lozada found a receipt for condoms in the center of the couple’s Maserati and confronted Johnson about it. A verbal argument ensued.

And then almost as if they were waiting for an excuse, the Miami Dolphins dropped Ochocinco yesterday, according to Jay Glazer:

The Miami Dolphins have just released Chad Johnson, scouts cleaned out his locker

Here’s what I don’t get, Ochocinco lacks the common courtesy to not headbutt a woman, but he practices safe sex? That just seems odd to me. Or maybe I’m just trying to justify that I stopped wearing condoms at 18 by telling myself, “Hey, at least you don’t headbutt anybody.” Use a fake name and immediately vanish afterward, but nobody gets headbutted. I’m a good person.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Matt Lauer

    A pro athlete who cheats on his wife? NOW I’ve heard everything.

  2. Still a better love story than Twilight.

  3. Ralph Wiggins

    Always seemed like such a refined gentleman , especially when he changed his last name to a number .

    • DeucePickle

      He’s actually changed it back to Johnson. Pretty classy….not as classy as a headbutt, but still classy.

  4. Evelyn Lozado Cleavage Chad Ochocinco Reality Show
    Commented on this photo:

    He uses the condoms for butt-sex with his fellow football players. Don’t want it to be all smelly when he comes home to the wife……

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    Ralph Wiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    I would enjoy participating in the boob – stuffing contest

  6. Frank Burns

    He physically attacked her in a car after an argument over something private? Chris Brown, you just been sampled dawg! Doogily dawggy do! Doop dog dididdly bop!

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    Ralph Wiggins
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    She appears to have her share of breasty goodness. Once you go white , you feel all right !

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    Pro athletes beating women? Never.

  9. Schmidtler

    Bitch can’t be happy to ride in her man’s Maserati, she has to be peepin’ his receipts in the center console?!?! Just a short trip to peepin his cel phone, and we all know what that gets ya.

  10. zorbitor

    He coulda gave her the keys to the car & house and saved his job.

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    Maybe he tried to go for a reconciliation hug but her forehead got in the way.

  12. o0

    She is a gold digger who likes to cling to pro atheltes for the money and fame. I wouldn’t be shocked to find out she bumped her head on the door, and is trying to play it off as if he did it. Anything for reality television. Let’s get to the court date , and prove he is guilty before we make her a hero for domestic violence.

    • TheDevilYouKnow

      Who the fuck is making her a hero? You’re also stating the damn obvious by saying she’s a gold digging attention whore. Why don’t you also tell us all that fire is hot and water is wet.

  13. mike

    Use Saran Wrap, stupid!

  14. Bigguns

    Ever watched her show, where she’s yellin’ and hand-wavin’ and chickenhead-bobbin’ like a stock Springer hispandex? If they got into an argument in their car how could they have not ended up bumping heads?

    • cc

      She has a show?

    • Bobin

      Chickenhead….oh how I miss that phrase.

    • Reece

      Seriously, Evelyn is cray-zee. I mean if I was in that car and saw her reaching for the receipt everything would go in SloMo and I would head butt her as a preemptive strike. You hesitate with that girl and its all over. I’m not going to lie, I love that show, but with her you have to go into a argument/fight knowing that if there is no security to pull her off you will be fighting to the death

  15. I used to headbutt my wife before it was cool.

  16. El Jefe

    Knowing her and knowing him, I would not be surprised if this was some sort of publicity stunt. This just seems like exactly the kind of juicy crap two famewhores would cook up.

  17. Govt. Cheese

    Should have gone with a White Girl bro, those Ricans be too spicy man!!!

  18. tlmck

    “Mr. Ochostupido, when did you know your marriage might be in trouble?”

  19. Eustace Haney

    There’s easier ways to get her to go down on you .
    Next time , if she ain’t in the mood , tell her you’re thinking of moving your mother in with you .
    I guarantee you she’ll be sucking in record time !

  20. theoriginal LJ

    Since the judge filed a “No Contact Order”, she get’s his house, and he’s in a hotel room.

    No a bad payout for a six week marriage.

  21. !!!!!!!

    this is the set up. she’s been violent on tv getting loud on people and acting like a hood rat. she also stated he could cheat as long as he wears a condom but NOW she can’t tolerate a wandering peen? Oh she’s like these thirsty birds that will say and do anything to get a ring then suddenly it’s I Don’t. Fake broad in it for the pay day. Black men and their money always part when dealing with these non-black women. THEY ONLY WANT YOU FOR THE PAY DAY!

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    Admit it, she peeped his phone didn’t she?

  23. Who's your mama

    I’m flabbergasted!

  24. Evelyn Lozado Cleavage Chad Ochocinco Reality Show
    Commented on this photo:

    What she’s tweeting: “just passed that football player who changed his name to a number with his wife on reality show–they think theyre famous! lol”

  25. Beer Baron

    What kind of fuckin’ retard asks for a receipt when buying condoms?

  26. j/k

    It’s fake Black guys don’t headbutt. They like butts and have sensitive heads.

  27. 576-Conner Hannah

    Miami Dolphins GM and Owner had released him, after trading brandon marshall to Chicago bears, since they stuggled the preseason opener with the denver broncos

  28. Mike Walker

    A headbutt news item should always be accompanied with a John Otway video.

  29. kym

    i’m pretty sure since she sustained the injuries that she was the one doing the head-butting!

  30. Esol Esek

    Pretty ridiculous people discussing non-issues, when the real issue is did a pro football player use his head as a deadly weapon on a woman, because he might as well have just kicked her. Totally inexcuseable behavior. Not doing his race any credit. Kudos to the Dolphins for dumping him. This guy is obviously poison.

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    Lacey J
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    She provoked him

  32. Evelyn Lozado Cleavage Chad Ochocinco Reality Show
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    She is really cute!

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