Based solely on this picture above, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada seem like the kind of couple who would go the distance. Unfortunately the distance turned out to be him getting arrested Saturday night for allegedly headbutting her because he’s an idiot who doesn’t get rid of condom receipts. Seriously, what was he going to do with them? Give them to his accountant? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know that’s a legitimate write-off for these people. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell us Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.
Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours.
According to our sources, the fight started when Lozada found a receipt for condoms in the center of the couple’s Maserati and confronted Johnson about it. A verbal argument ensued.
And then almost as if they were waiting for an excuse, the Miami Dolphins dropped Ochocinco yesterday, according to Jay Glazer:
The Miami Dolphins have just released Chad Johnson, scouts cleaned out his locker
Here’s what I don’t get, Ochocinco lacks the common courtesy to not headbutt a woman, but he practices safe sex? That just seems odd to me. Or maybe I’m just trying to justify that I stopped wearing condoms at 18 by telling myself, “Hey, at least you don’t headbutt anybody.” Use a fake name and immediately vanish afterward, but nobody gets headbutted. I’m a good person.