Obama: Scarlett Johansson is not my ‘e-mail buddy’

June 26th, 2008 // 106 Comments

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama is denying reports that he exchanges e-mails with Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett had told Politico that the senator responds to her personal e-mails and in one instance he referred to questions at a political debate as “silly.” I always pegged him as ROFL kind of guy. Anyway, Obama decided it was time to shut this crazy train down, according to the Washington Post:

But speaking to reporters aboard his campaign plane, Obama said the actress doesn’t have his personal email address. “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship”

Then Obama put his hand to the side of his mouth and whispered “White women?” Which caused everyone to nod in agreement because it’s a fact them bitches be acting all crazy.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Ted Mosby

    Boobs look good.

  2. veggi

    FIRST you black cock gagging dimwit whore followers

  3. Mhmmm

    Nothing wrong with that…

  4. Sid

    ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do’

    meaning, of course, always managing to show dem fine white tittays.

  5. Yuch…Ill bet she likes legs and thighs at KFC. Another casuality to white guilt.

  6. She can be my email buddy..

    @2 Nice try you stupid Veggi troll..

  7. nicole


  8. nicole


  9. I think Barack misunderstood. She said she had an email relationship with him, not that he had fathered a child with her. There was no need for him to go all black and abandon her.

  10. If I’m Obama I get her personal email address and ask her to send me some private pics!

    loser troll #2 – you are a douche.

  11. notafan

    Ha ha! What a loser… she totally got slammed. Guess she’s not quite as cool as she thinks she is!!

  12. Barack Obama

    Where da white women at?

  13. ATL

    just what we need, a fucking wanna-be celebrity president… i’m sure soon he’ll pick spears as his running mate

  14. CV

    Obama is a dumb shit.

  15. BooHoo

    You could do worse silly neegrow

  16. Matt

    He’ll say or do anything to become president. If it means acting like all the young female celebs love him, to appeal to younger voters, he’ll do that. If he needs to look serious and mature, he’ll ditch them, just like he did with Ms. Boobage. If it means promising to stick to public funds to avoid the corrupting influence of big-money donors, he’ll do that. If he needs to do a complete 180 on that promise, to collect enough money to become the worst example ever of campaign excesses, he’ll do that. In a heartbeat. He’s completely untrustworthy. Even so, given we’re talking about politicians, I might still consider voting for him, based on his record. Wait, what record? Keeps no promises, abandons his closest friends (Rev. Wright) as needed, has done nothing. Only a fool would vote for this cardboard cutout of a man.

  17. Deacon Jones

    love those titties sweetheart

  18. Tom

    She is sooooo fucking hot. God, I would give anything to fuck her right now. Her tits always look amazing.

    Fuck Obama. I’ve had it with all of this multiculturalism BS. We’ve taken it too far, and I can’t wait for some kind of backlash against it.

  19. Cindy

    She should go up to his campaign bus and pull up her top and rub her tits on the window while saying “oh Billy…”

  20. Sanity

    OK, let’s do the math:

    Scarlett Johannsen: Batshit crazy
    Michelle Obama: Batshit crazy

    Scarlett: Insanely fuckable. Unbelievably hot. Tits to get lost in.
    Michelle Obama: Looks batshit crazy.

    Why would anyone vote for someone too stupid to have a piece of ass like this? You people defended Bubba for getting blown by Yoda – but you’ll vote for someone too stupid to take this when it comes along?

  21. veggi

    Why would Scarlett be so hot for him? Why would any white girl want something going into her that looks like what comes out of her every morning after she has her coffee?

  22. p0nk

    just stay away from the cigars, Scarlett. Nothing good can come of it.

  23. Brandon

    Now this is the last site that needs a political discussion, but seriously, Matt, McCain is five times the flip flopper Obama is. Though McCain once self-congratulatorily denounced the practice of state-sanctioned torture, he voted against making it explicitly illegal for C.I.A. interrogators. Though he once supported a common-sense immigration reform bill co-sponsored by Ted Kennedy, when asked during a Republican debate in Los Angeles whether he would vote for his own bill, McCain said, “No, I would not.” I also love how he brags about his visit to Baghdad and how safe it is. He fails to mention that he was accompanied by one-hundred soldiers, three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships. Anyways, I’m done ranting. We’ve already had one temperamental fuckup son of a military father for the past 8 years, I don’t think we need another.

  24. S

    So, what does his race have to do with anything…it is getting really redundant.

  25. veggi

    Morning troll. I must admit though, I would love large black one deep down in the baxkside of the front of me. I would do Barrack, he’s cute ;)

  26. p0nk is a pUnk

    @p0nk – Scarlett p0nk is a punk…Smoke to your hearts content…cigars, cigarettes, and whatever the eff you want. You are hot. Just stay away from crack and heroin like Skanky Crackhouse.

    I’d love to motorboat those babaloons…

  27. my comment

    Obama: The Hopium of the Asses.

  28. Matt

    #23 – McCain has served his country, oh, 1000 times more than Obama (although the math doesn’t really work because Obama’s number is zero). You’re right, Obama’s record contains less flip flopping. Because his record contains: nothing.

    Gee, I wonder where he got the idea that he didn’t have to EARN this opportunity?

  29. veggi

    @2 and 21. hello retard!!

    And come on fish. A reasonable political debate on the fish is like successful marriages. It’s just not gonna happen..

    blah blah blah..

  30. trumper

    i wonder if she got his barack of love

  31. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    16, 20, 21 and 22 you hit it on the head and made me laugh at the same time. McCain is no better (fucking open border peice of shit), but it always comes down to picking the lesser of 2 evils. Sorry Barack, but hope and change wont put gas in my tank or food on my table. But hey, if you wan’t your taxes to go up 110 – 630% then go ahead and vote for this guy.

  32. reader

    When did she start working as an organ transplant courier?

  33. @ #21, veggi: That made me laugh until I had a coughing fit!!!

    @ #25, Morning troll: STOP TROLLING VEGGI YOU RANCID STINKING TURD!!! >: (

  34. p0nk

    @26 – i’m sorry you didn’t seem to make the connection to a certain philandering president and his affinity for cigars.

  35. Samantha

    I saw Barack Obama once, but then I flushed again and he was gone.

  36. Well, personally, I prefer black men over white in my relationships. They tend to be more animalistic, smellier and make me feel like Im doing it with an animal, something I am only able to achieve when I visit 3rd world countries and venture in the woods alone, or with one of my gay, liberal friends. Dont knock it till you try it, monkey cock is good if hes at least halfway conscious when you mount him.

  37. I was going to vote for McCain but it looks hopeless for him. I think instead I’ll write in James Earl Ray.

  38. Derrick

    @31 – Sorry Barack, but hope and change wont put gas in my tank or food on my table.

    And being old and telling kids to get of his lawn won’t put gas in my tank either. How the fuck do you think we got into this spot in the 1st place? Because of GW and his Republican imbeciles moron. If you don’t think that the same stupid Mf’s who have been screwing shit up for the past 8 years won’t still be running shit when McCain is in office your fooling yourself. Vote for McCain and 8 years from now you still be bitching, wondering why shit is still fucked up.

  39. Doors

    Huuuuuge Implants! And she keeps saying she hasn’t anything done!

  40. coffeebean

    The only thing Obama should be flip flopping is burgers in Harlem.

  41. @35 lol thats great, funny shit

  42. veggi

    Goddamn, the trolls are out today!! I think about every single racist comment is being congratulated by the same dipshit that wrote it in the first place..

  43. veggi

    I think all mixed race guys are cute. White men tend to be insecure and less sexually agressive. Money can’t but you happiness and I would rather live in poverty with a black or brown guy with my holes nicely stuff then empty twatted with some rich white noodle. Sorry, it’s just how I feel.

    By the way Happy Racist, I can take care of myself and don’t need a pig in rusty metal trying to stick up for me.

  44. veggi

    jesus, shut the fuck up 43..

  45. Obama Bin Laden

    St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.

    He asks the next one in line, “So, who are you, and what did you do on

    The fellow says, “I’m Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States!”

    St. Peter says, “The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When
    did this happen?”

    And Obama says, “About twenty minutes ago.”

  46. veggi

    Hey troll @44, suck my flat tits and eat the zits off my bony ass I am tired of you wanting to be me. Get your own life or death, whatever.
    And don’t blasphemy either, whore.

  47. Angry Beaver

    I’m emailing her boobs. I call them George and Cheney, after the two biggest boobs I know. I used to email her vagina, Kanye, but we had a falling out.

  48. Uncle Eccoli

    Reggie Love? Wasn’t he Eddie Murphy’s Jekyll from The Nutty Professor?

    @16, 23, 28, 31, 38 Shut the FUCK up. Take it someplace else.

  49. U.S. is us and we are up the creek on logs with no paddles

    The price of hydrocarbons is the death of this nation. Nothing was done to prepare for this day. Food prices are going to keep rising and how are we going to get to work when gas is $10 or $20??? Don’t think it will happen? It will be even higher than that eventually. We are running out of it and there is not enough left in the earth for China and India AND us to keep this modern technological/industial civilization going.

    Sorry retards


  50. @38 – GREAT educated rebuttle there NIG. Or Toby, Kunta, Effrom, Leroy, Tyrone…whatever you call yourself.

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