Obama Girl wants to throw puppies in the President-elect’s face (I have no clue.)

November 12th, 2008 // 108 Comments

Folks, I don’t know why someone took pictures of Amber Lee Ettinger aka “Obama Girl” putting a puppy in the President-elect’s face yesterday. I don’t know why she’s dressed like a superhero/stripper. Frankly, I don’t even know what day it is. (March?) But what I do know, is this is a woman who loves America – and will be shot on sight by the Secret Service per Michelle Obama’s orders. Ain’t no Oval Office hoochy-coochy in her White House. Uh uh, girl.

NOTE: For those of you thinking, “Hey, that’s not fair and balanced. Where’s a post about McCain Girl?” Way ahead of you: here she is from a few weeks ago. Sort of puts the whole election in perspective, doesn’t it?

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  1. ChuckleHead

    LAST!!!

  2. update

    “fair and balanced” doesn’t mean you have to continue giving time to the LOSING side,especially after a complete ass-kicking.

  3. HarryTasker

    Shes Hot!

  4. lol i love superfish’s impression of a black woman…

  5. havoc

    I would stick things in her for damn sure….

    .

  6. Blah

    I dont get it

  7. yeah she is gorgeous,,,have i got a stimulus package for her!!!!

  8. blah

    I dont get it

  9. I’ll take the Obama girl over the McCain girl any day..

  10. So Far

    Wow. She is obnoxious and probably bored if not retarded. If she wanted to help, she could add integrity to the Pres-elect, not take it away.

  11. So Far

    Wow. She is obnoxious and probably bored if not retarded. If she wanted to help, she could add integrity to the Pres-elect, not take it away.

  12. MitchBuchannon

    TAP THAT ASS!!!

  13. not enough

    If she truly was a fan she would have been doing that naked and humping the poster. I mean I know what I do to my Michelle Obama poster (yes its a dart board). Until then I’m calling her a fake.

  14. Bill Clinton

    Yeah, she’s cute, but…

    I like ‘em round, and big
    And when I’m throwin’ a gig
    I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
    Now here’s my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
    ‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want ‘em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
    Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
    So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
    Knock-kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
    I won’t cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Till the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin’ on
    A lot of simps won’t like this song
    ‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I’d rather stay and play
    ‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
    And I’m down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

  15. Unlike Sara Palin; she probably knows that Africa is a continent and not a country.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku8t_eMYFZ4

  16. cha2

    I think she’s just a poser and wants attention.

  17. She is definitely retarded!

  18. truth

    The reason we can’t trust him is that he would never fuck her, even if he had the chance. His transistors don’t work that way.

  19. pistola

    thick waist.. shouldn’t be wearing that outfit.

  20. pistola

    if she didn’t fake tan, you’d all recognize that she’s kinda fat.

  21. OG

    I’m hotter than her. Why didn’t I think of this first……?

  22. So…# 14 – Bwill Clinton.
    I guessing Hillweree not approve of this message.

  23. Jesse

    As always, the white girls dream of the big black cock. Too bad they’re stuck with the tiny vanilla wafers.

  24. Mike

    I so would stick my face in any crevice on that bitch. I would even let her queef on my face all day long. I would even drink her douche like if it were a sweet wine. Hell I might even let her give me a ‘golden’ shower.

  25. uh huh

    Ok, whore, your 15 minutes are up. Back to your pole climber job at the strip joint.

  26. fancy

    Mike (@25)

    You’re Gross.

  27. MCcains tumor

    I WOULDN’T PORK HER WITH McCAINS DICK, SHE PROBABLY HAS TOO MUCH JUNK SWARMING AROUND HER UTERUS. I APPROVE OF THIS COMMENT.

  28. blp

    Damn it fish! You made me unkowingly click on a Heidi and Spencer link. I guess thats the only way you can make us read posts about them now.

  29. Stiles

    The Big O is already elected. Isn’t it time for her to go? How long will we have to tolerate that Tila Tequila bootleg?

  30. amanda

    seriously, shes not fat
    shes probably under average size
    wtf?!?

  31. Mike's Goat

    @27 It is either that or I have to give him a golden shower and queef on him.

  32. Ted Mosby

    I’ve hit that several times.

    She’s meaty in a good way.

  33. Right Fury

    I bet she doesn’t make over $127,000. At least heidi does, and for doing absolutely nothing but be annoying. Actually I wonder what whoring yourself out to obama pays?

    this is even more evidence of:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality

  34. Molly

    I went to school with that girl!

  35. Molly

    I went to school with that girl!

  36. youre so jealous you had to say it twice?

  37. Zukyia

    I am a woman, and I think that she has an amazing body. The only thing that bugs me is her eye makeup. I just don’t think that it brings out her dark brown eyes enough. They have that seductive pop brown eyes usually have when enhanced with makeup. Just my $.02!!! =)

  38. Zukyia

    I am a woman, and I think that she has an amazing body. The only thing that bugs me is her eye makeup. I just don’t think that it brings out her dark brown eyes enough. They DON’T have that seductive pop brown eyes usually have when BEEN enhanced with makeup. Just my $.02!!! =)

    Sorry for the typos. :(

  39. Ted from LA

    #35 and 36,
    Did you learn how to not double post in school with her?

  40. Ted from LA

    #35 and 36,
    Did you learn how to not double post in school with her?

  41. Ted from LA

    #38 and 39
    That’s 4 cents.

  42. Ted from LA

    #38 and 39
    That’s 4 cents.

  43. chewgees

    Fox News just reported she is going to sit on the presidential staff……………

  44. el ces

    Yeah his wife’ll love that.

  45. Scooby

    I’d like Heidi better.

  46. Scooby

    I’d like Heidi better.

  47. Sport

    attention starved…(but pretty hot.)

  48. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    I’d hit that.

    With my Louisville Slugger. :D

  49. Dar

    She needs to be my O-Bend-Over Girl™!

  50. Tanzarian

    I’d bang her until 2012.

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