Folks, I don’t know why someone took pictures of Amber Lee Ettinger aka “Obama Girl” putting a puppy in the President-elect’s face yesterday. I don’t know why she’s dressed like a superhero/stripper. Frankly, I don’t even know what day it is. (March?) But what I do know, is this is a woman who loves America – and will be shot on sight by the Secret Service per Michelle Obama’s orders. Ain’t no Oval Office hoochy-coochy in her White House. Uh uh, girl.
NOTE: For those of you thinking, “Hey, that’s not fair and balanced. Where’s a post about McCain Girl?” Way ahead of you: here she is from a few weeks ago. Sort of puts the whole election in perspective, doesn’t it?
Photos: Splash News
ChuckleHead | November 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
LAST!!!
update | November 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm
“fair and balanced” doesn’t mean you have to continue giving time to the LOSING side,especially after a complete ass-kicking.
HarryTasker | November 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Shes Hot!
Rough Daddy | November 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm
lol i love superfish’s impression of a black woman…
havoc | November 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I would stick things in her for damn sure….
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Blah | November 12, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I dont get it
Rough Daddy | November 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm
yeah she is gorgeous,,,have i got a stimulus package for her!!!!
blah | November 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I dont get it
Jimbo | November 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I’ll take the Obama girl over the McCain girl any day..
So Far | November 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Wow. She is obnoxious and probably bored if not retarded. If she wanted to help, she could add integrity to the Pres-elect, not take it away.
So Far | November 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Wow. She is obnoxious and probably bored if not retarded. If she wanted to help, she could add integrity to the Pres-elect, not take it away.
MitchBuchannon | November 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
TAP THAT ASS!!!
not enough | November 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm
If she truly was a fan she would have been doing that naked and humping the poster. I mean I know what I do to my Michelle Obama poster (yes its a dart board). Until then I’m calling her a fake.
Bill Clinton | November 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Yeah, she’s cute, but…
I like ‘em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Knowledge is Power | November 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Unlike Sara Palin; she probably knows that Africa is a continent and not a country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku8t_eMYFZ4
cha2 | November 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think she’s just a poser and wants attention.
Amanda Collette | November 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She is definitely retarded!
truth | November 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
The reason we can’t trust him is that he would never fuck her, even if he had the chance. His transistors don’t work that way.
pistola | November 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
thick waist.. shouldn’t be wearing that outfit.
pistola | November 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm
if she didn’t fake tan, you’d all recognize that she’s kinda fat.
OG | November 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’m hotter than her. Why didn’t I think of this first……?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | November 12, 2008 at 5:08 pm
So…# 14 – Bwill Clinton.
I guessing Hillweree not approve of this message.
Jesse | November 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
As always, the white girls dream of the big black cock. Too bad they’re stuck with the tiny vanilla wafers.
Mike | November 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I so would stick my face in any crevice on that bitch. I would even let her queef on my face all day long. I would even drink her douche like if it were a sweet wine. Hell I might even let her give me a ‘golden’ shower.
uh huh | November 12, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Ok, whore, your 15 minutes are up. Back to your pole climber job at the strip joint.
fancy | November 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Mike (@25)
You’re Gross.
MCcains tumor | November 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I WOULDN’T PORK HER WITH McCAINS DICK, SHE PROBABLY HAS TOO MUCH JUNK SWARMING AROUND HER UTERUS. I APPROVE OF THIS COMMENT.
blp | November 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Damn it fish! You made me unkowingly click on a Heidi and Spencer link. I guess thats the only way you can make us read posts about them now.
Stiles | November 12, 2008 at 5:27 pm
The Big O is already elected. Isn’t it time for her to go? How long will we have to tolerate that Tila Tequila bootleg?
amanda | November 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
seriously, shes not fat
shes probably under average size
wtf?!?
Mike's Goat | November 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@27 It is either that or I have to give him a golden shower and queef on him.
Ted Mosby | November 12, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I’ve hit that several times.
She’s meaty in a good way.
Right Fury | November 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I bet she doesn’t make over $127,000. At least heidi does, and for doing absolutely nothing but be annoying. Actually I wonder what whoring yourself out to obama pays?
this is even more evidence of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality
Molly | November 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I went to school with that girl!
Molly | November 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I went to school with that girl!
Rough Daddy | November 12, 2008 at 6:05 pm
youre so jealous you had to say it twice?
Zukyia | November 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I am a woman, and I think that she has an amazing body. The only thing that bugs me is her eye makeup. I just don’t think that it brings out her dark brown eyes enough. They have that seductive pop brown eyes usually have when enhanced with makeup. Just my $.02!!! =)
Zukyia | November 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I am a woman, and I think that she has an amazing body. The only thing that bugs me is her eye makeup. I just don’t think that it brings out her dark brown eyes enough. They DON’T have that seductive pop brown eyes usually have when BEEN enhanced with makeup. Just my $.02!!! =)
Sorry for the typos. :(
Ted from LA | November 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm
#35 and 36,
Did you learn how to not double post in school with her?
Ted from LA | November 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm
#35 and 36,
Did you learn how to not double post in school with her?
Ted from LA | November 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm
#38 and 39
That’s 4 cents.
Ted from LA | November 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm
#38 and 39
That’s 4 cents.
chewgees | November 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Fox News just reported she is going to sit on the presidential staff……………
el ces | November 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Yeah his wife’ll love that.
Scooby | November 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’d like Heidi better.
Scooby | November 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’d like Heidi better.
Sport | November 12, 2008 at 6:40 pm
attention starved…(but pretty hot.)
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | November 12, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I’d hit that.
With my Louisville Slugger. :D
Dar | November 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm
She needs to be my O-Bend-Over Girl™!
Tanzarian | November 12, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’d bang her until 2012.