Because if there’s one thing people who watch FOX News probably love, it’s Creed, so Scott Stapp stopped by Fox & Friends this morning where he revealed that he voted for Obama in 2008, but won’t this year because he found his administration “ineffective” and “a lot of promises but no real delivery.” Except he’s not endorsing Mitt Romney either, so read into this as both campaigns paid him the exact same amount of money to say he’s not voting for their guy with neither one making any promises to unbloat his face. That said, if you’re hoping for some sort of poignant teardown of Obama, you should probably prepare yourself for Scott Stapp clearly being out of his element and saying “in my house” (Read: “Jesus put me in charge!”) he calls the recession “the correction” that’s going to bring about a great change because he once got drunk and threw a bottle of Orangina at his wife’s face, so he knows things, man. He knows things.
h/t Gawker
Scott Stapp saying he won’t vote for Obama is like A&F giving Snookie clothes from Hollister.
I don’t think of the following things when I think of Scott Stapp: Foreign, domestic, economic policy, music, hygiene, and heterosexuality.
He dresses and styles his hair like a magician.
jesus was a magician.
Jesus was the best magician ever. He could saw an apostle in half WITHOUT a box then presto! put the two halves back together. Once on April Fool’s Day he sawed Simon Peter in two and then stuck the top half back on facing backwards. What a prankster!
…and I endorse this comment.
The only thing worse than god rock is thinly veiled god rock that passes into the mainstream.
Oh and god rap. that’s worse than god rock.
I fully concur. But how does this guy qualify as “God Rock” when he was caught with Kid Rock and skeevy hookers? Wouldn’t that make him “Sloppy Seconds Rock”?
I think cancer is worse. But there are those who would argue.
the bitch is NOT a rock god. NOT. NEVER. HE SUCKS.
fucking idiot. & homely. blech.
The only good god rock band ever was King’s X. When Doug Pinnick and his 12 string bass talks about his vote, I’ll care.
Got them to sign my cd and shook their hands. Now there is a group!
Looks like a Stryper fan saw our posts and disagreed.
Why couldn’t this guy have committed live suicide on FoxNews? That would be entertaining.
I’d have tuned in for that!
“Oh, I really, really care what this guy thinks!”–NO ONE
Give me a fuckin’ break. Opinions are like assholes–some are more irrelevant & stinkier than others.
tune in fox news tomorrow when guest tim peeler from north carolina gives us his views of why romney will be a great president.
Ugh.
He looks like Tim B^Uckley.
That same mouth-breathing, eyes-too-close-together look to them…
Celebrities. Where would we be without their advice on politics, economy, child care, hair style, pretty colors… Please tell me he has an opinion on should men comb the hair on their ball sack left or right. It’s important.
this guy thinks he’s still relevant? was he ever?
He was extremely relevant for about 10 minutes to the same crowd that likes Nickelback.
Whew, he really went down in the looks department huh?
I guess binge drinking and drug-fueled sexcapades ARE good for you…..
*mark that under who gives a shit
Holy Hell! He must have aged 20 years in the last five. He looks like Dom Deluise, except Dom actually had a personality.
I’d still take it over a naked Madonna.
Anybody who thinks listening to this jackass is worse than seeing that reanimated corpse show us her dessicated body is insane
Aren’t there a ton of stories circulating about Fox News trying to find your average American voter who voted fro Obama in 08 but is now disenchanted? I think Scott Stapp answered that casting callI.
He’s doing Obama like he did Kid Rock.
Wtf happened to his face and his hair????!!!
he was so finnnneee when creed was a® hot rock group… he looks greasy now… like he’s been up all ni
Who the f*ck IS this douche?? I never heard of this band, but this guy is as dumb as a bag of hammers
Then you’re the luckiest man in the world. And, hey, be nice to hammers.
at least i passed third grade.
I am very lucky also. I never heard of this person, and now I may never have to.
Remember that time 311 kicked his ass? That was awesome.
Wait…
Scott Stapp’s still alive?
He is irrelevant! The only thing he can influence is his blood/alcohol level.
What’s an Obama ?
Scott Stapp is about 10 years past who gives a fuck.
Scott Amen Brother
Smartest thing he has done or said in years. Why is everyone so surprised a “celebrity” isnt going to vote for him? Not all celebs are vapid liberals
Is this the guy who was in the band Bleed, as in made my ears bleed. Oh, Creed. OK, whatever. Shitty music from when I was a kid.
Yeah, if I want trenchant political analysis, I’ll get it from a douchebag has-been.
Brilliant, hilarious writeup! Okay. Going back to read it again. Hahahhahaha!!!!
Who cares? This tool is just trying to stay relevant.