Obama Killed Andrew Breitbart
“No one ever suspects the President. HAHAHAHAHA- Oh, right, all those white people.”
When I first read all the insane conspiracy theories regarding Andrew Breitart’s death, my immediate reaction was to laugh and wonder how these people get through a day without chaining a loved one in the basement until they can prove they’re not a secret Muslim and/or faggot. But then something happened to make me think, wait a minute, maybe Obama did kill his most vocal critic. And that something was him going on The B.S. Report and getting sloppy by not only proclaiming his love of The Wire, but also picking Omar Little as his favorite character instantly making him the most well-loved president in all the land without someone to doctor video saying Obama’s real favorite character was Daniels because Daniels be stealing all the white bitches. Via Gawker:
BS: Settle an office debate. Best Wire character of all time?
Obama: It’s got to be Omar, right? I mean, that guy is unbelievable, right?
BS: We might break this down as like a March Madness bracket, and I think he’s going to be the no. 1 seed. [Laughter.] Everyone is in on Omar, it seems like.
Obama: He’s got to be the no. 1 seed. I mean, what a combination. And that was one of the best shows of all time.
BS: Yes, I agree with you.
Obama: Yes, it was a great show.
Remember in The Dark Knight when Batman stops Harvey Dent from shooting the Joker’s goon in the leg because he’s supposed to be Gotham’s white knight? Well, where the fuck was he on this? And if someone says “showering with Robin,” Joe Paterno and I both made him pinky swear to knock that shit off.