Obama Keeps Up on Lindsay Lohan
Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan’s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and run a gossip blog – don’t worry, he immediately rebounds by not knowing what the hell a Snooki is. Via People:
Quizzed by Joy Behar in a “lightening” round, Obama was asked if he knew if Lohan is in jail. “I actually know that, yes,” the President responded.
But Snooki stumped him. “Should Snooki run as mayor of Wasilla?” Behar asked. Obama, laughing, responded, “I gotta admit, I don’t know who Snooki is.”
On his final question, the Chief Executive was thrown – or simply being diplomatic – when Behar inquired if he thought Gibson needs “anger management.”
“I … I …,” the President stuttered and then joked, “Let me answer the Afghanistan question!” He informed the panel he “hadn’t seen the tapes.”
Awesome. Not only does Obama read dick jokes on The Superficial when he’s supposed to be working on things like, oh I dunno, two wars and an oil spill, he’s clearly terrified of Mel Gibson. Is it too late to change my vote to- *thinks about Sarah Palin starting a nuclear war with Canada thus annihilating their beautiful beer and women who I swear I didn’t just mention because they e-mail me pictures of their breasts*