O.J.’s Trying To Bang Kris Jenner From Jail

Because The Whoring runs deep through the bloodline, Kris Jenner’s sister Karen Houghton has given a tell-all interview with In Touch where she claims O.J. Simpson is writing Kris letters from prison because she’s constantly trying to bang Scott Disick or Lamar Odom or anyone who’s not Bruce Jenner because they’re secretly separated. (Now would be a good time to get in your candy car, Vanellope.)

While Kris herself has admitted to cheating on her late ex-husband, Robert Kardashian, and straying at the beginning of her relationship with Bruce when she slept with an ex, soccer player Todd Waterman, Karen says there are whispers of even more inappropriate behavior.
“I’ve heard she flirts with Scott [Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend] and Lamar [Odom, Khloé’s husband] when she’s drunk,” says Karen.
But the whispers don’t end there. Before he was accused of murdering wife Nicole in June 1994, O.J. Simpson would get “flirty” with Kris at parties. Now O.J. — who’s in prison for unrelated crimes — “has been trying to contact Kris from jail,” Karen tells In Touch.

Fortunately, Kim Kardashian hasn’t left the country and placed her daughter in the care of a woman who’s actively trying to fuck every man in sigh- you already see exactly where this punchline is going, don’t you? I’m a predictable bitch. You got me.