O.J.’s Trying To Bang Kris Jenner From Jail

October 2nd, 2013 // 15 Comments
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Because The Whoring runs deep through the bloodline, Kris Jenner‘s sister Karen Houghton has given a tell-all interview with In Touch where she claims O.J. Simpson is writing Kris letters from prison because she’s constantly trying to bang Scott Disick or Lamar Odom or anyone who’s not Bruce Jenner because they’re secretly separated. (Now would be a good time to get in your candy car, Vanellope.)

While Kris herself has admitted to cheating on her late ex-husband, Robert Kardashian, and straying at the beginning of her relationship with Bruce when she slept with an ex, soccer player Todd Waterman, Karen says there are whispers of even more inappropriate behavior.
“I’ve heard she flirts with Scott [Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend] and Lamar [Odom, Khloé's husband] when she’s drunk,” says Karen.
But the whispers don’t end there. Before he was accused of murdering wife Nicole in June 1994, O.J. Simpson would get “flirty” with Kris at parties. Now O.J. — who’s in prison for unrelated crimes — “has been trying to contact Kris from jail,” Karen tells In Touch.

Fortunately, Kim Kardashian hasn’t left the country and placed her daughter in the care of a woman who’s actively trying to fuck every man in sigh- you already see exactly where this punchline is going, don’t you? I’m a predictable bitch. You got me.

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  1. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
    rican
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    I just wouldn’t be able to handle the granny perfume smell.

  2. Inner Retard

    Please don’t let them make a sex tape.
    Please don’t let them make a sex tape.
    Please don’t let them make a sex tape.

  3. schmidtler

    So Kris Jenner didn’t have the sense to not openly flirt with OJ which should have led her husband to dump her off his gravy train, and OJ didn’t have better sense than to openly make a play for the wife of the only guy on earth who stood between him and the graybar hotel. Yep, sounds about right.

  4. cc

    Never before have I been less inclined to click to the see the version without stars.

  5. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
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    Wonder-Whyshewon’tgoaway

  6. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
    notimpressed
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    Considering she left Robert for defending OJ, the man she thought killed her best friend. I highly doubt she is talking to him. I don’t like this lady at all, but c’mon, what a bogus story!

  7. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
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    you just know she already sucked OJ S dick back in the day. Black cock runs in that family they had to get it from the whore mother

  8. Kris Jenner Wonder Woman Nip Slip
    Skeeter
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    I wonder if she’s had work done on her anus?

  9. patrice

    she’s got the hots for BRODY people !!!! but he won’t get near her!

  10. Robb7

    Glad I know very little about this trash family! But it boggles the mind that this talentless crowd is making millions off the assholes of America — and beyond!

  11. Elf

    Finally! The real reason why the Wonder Woman pilot was never picked up!

  12. Tim

    My dream would be to have sex with Kris and Khloe at the same time. That would be so awesome!

  13. Anti kris

    Kris Jenner is so bizarre. What a horrible person. She is so not pretty or funny.

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