The O.J. Knife Was A Crock of Shit

So remember the big deal everyone made about that knife a construction worker found buried at O.J. Simpson’s house that the LAPD supposedly sat on for 13 years? It had jackshit on it. TMZ reports:

Sources familiar with the situation tell us, the DNA testing produced no matches. We’re told the microbes in the soil degraded any DNA to the point it was impossible to get a meaningful result.
We’re also told there was no hair or other sample that produced a lead.

Of course, the more frightening implication is that O.J. Simpson was right when he said, “If the knife is rusted, I can’t be busted,” but then again, he knows Robert Kardashian tossed the real one into the ocean as a favor for knocking Kris Jenner up with Khloe. “Wait’ll the guys at the office see my Yeti kid,” he’d often say to no in particular. “Who doesn’t love a Yeti kid?”

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