Now who’s gonna snowmobile with Tom Cruise?

November 20th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she’ll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People:

“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, season 25 will be the last season,” Winfrey told audience members. “I love this show. … This show has been my life and I love it enough to know when it’s time to say goodbye.”
Winfrey, 55, thanked her viewers for their support over the years. “These years with you, our viewers, have enriched my life beyond all measure,” she said. “We’ve grown together. You’ve raised your families, had your children. And left a spot for me in the mornings or the afternoons. … I want you all to know my relationship with you is one that I hold very dear.”

The Superficial would like to offer its sincere condolences to anyone whose sole plan to own a car included being in Oprah’s audience. However, I heard she chucks them out the window at squirrels getting into her garden, so if you can manage to cross the moat and dodge the machine gun turrets, there’s still hope.

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  1. HORSE

    FIRST BEEEYOTCHES

  2. Jake

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!

  3. Jake

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!

  4. Jake

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!

  5. HORSE

    Jake (a.k.a. NOT FIRST) Don’t you feel like a dumb-ass now?

  6. Horse and Jake

    you’re both fucking morons

  7. Deacon Jones

    Is someone finally putting this dog out of its misery? (snaps fingers back and forth)

  8. Horse and Jake

    you’re both fucking morons

  9. Jake

    sorry about the triple post. Anyways, Tom’s a couch jumping faggot. Katie needs to get fucked good and propper for once. Call me babe.

  10. Pat

    She needs to get off the air before her Lord and Personal Savior (Obama) gets voted out of office after spending the next generation’s money and accomplishing nothing, just like you’d predict from a completely inexperienced young liberal. Otherwise, she’d have to be in front of the camera every day trying to argue why everything she believes in has just been proven wrong in a way that makes everybody suffer more.

  11. Oprah FTW!!! ButTom Cruise is a tool.

  12. The Truth

    yeah, that brown-cow definately swayed a lot of people to vote for Obama and now she’s taking off. Stupid cunt.

  13. Billion dollar mouth that I would love to stick my dick in.

  14. Rob

    That racist biznitch shoulda been taken off the air awhile ago. I hope she gets shot, then ran over, then shot again for good measure.

  15. p0nk

    TCLTC

  16. McFeely Smackup

    Now where will psychics, celebrity cancer cure peddlers, immunization deniers and the rest of the worlds frauds, whackjobs and Jenny Mccarthy go to spill their nonsense to the world of unemployed housewives?

    Seriously, getting Oprah off the air advances the cause of science and society instantly ahead several decades. she’s the single greatest purveyor of fraud, lies and nonsense in the world.

  17. Champ

    Orca Windbag wont be missed in my household.

  18. nADA

    I’m calling bullshite. We have been down this road before with Oprah.

    Let’s face it; she doesn’t have any other life than her show. Her employees (are to her) her only friends. She’s a hermit who doesn’t have a social life outside of the show, Stedman’s never home, her only support is Gayle and as soon as Gayle hooks up with a man, Oprah’s out in the cold with nothing.

    Plus her ratings are down; so this would be a good way to generate some higher ratings for her show, make the advertisers happier.

    Oprah’s not going ANNIE-WHEEEEEERE (said in yelling O voice).

    p.s. Her employees at the studio dress like Goodwill; for the love of God spend some money for better sweaters, what is your problem! I guess that’s why your rich. Don’t spread the wealth or anything to the actual people who slave for you day in and day out.

  19. obvinot

    Heavens to mergatroid, who’ll tell all the lazy housepigs what & how to think now that the land manatee is calling it quits?

  20. me

    She looks like a gorilla sex doll.

  21. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    It took 25 years but it finally happened. Dreams do come true. I have always loathed this self important insane wack job. Get off the air, Oprah, you will not be missed.

    I hope we don’t have to see that awful magazine with your nasty face on it too at the supermarket check-out line either.

  22. SherryBobbins

    She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  23. She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  24. She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  25. Blech

    Bon voyage, Oprah. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

    On second thought, no. Please do let the door hit your ass on the way out.

  26. Blech

    This is such a feel-good article, that I thought to post again.

    Hey, Oprah? Good riddance to you and your “vajajay” (lamest word ever).

  27. Insatiable Peter

    Staying in California, huh Oprah. Hopefully, you’ll do what every rich liberal doesn’t do and finally pay your taxes. In fact, you owe back taxes on that fat hypocritical ass of yours.

  28. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Oh No!!!!!!!!! Whatever in hell is an entire generation of fat assed house fraus going to do with that spare time everyday??????????? Who will they turn to for their mushy brains to be filled with insane bullshit tripe????? Could it be that, just for once, the human race will take a small step forward instead of continuing it’s backpeddaling slide down into oblivion? Oh wait a minute…. Ellen DeGenerate is still on the air….fuck! Well it was a nice thought while it lasted…………

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  30. Rhialto

    This gives a whole new meaning on “the show must go on”.

  31. Boogeyman King Dong

    It’s about time to enjoy the money what’s made.

  32. Gando

    Just quit and quit.Don’t reinvent it.A really great person knows when to quit.

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  35. Shows ending but have a feeling she’ll still be around. Too famous not to have some kind of show. Must be nice to have a BILLION dollars in the bank.

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  37. she doesn’t have any other life than her show.

  38. Hi guy’s,
    The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  39. It’s about time to enjoy the money what’s made….

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