Now JWoww Wants To Do Playboy

February 17th, 2011 // 93 Comments

After searching her soul (Read: Seeing a whole lot of broke in her future.) JWoww has changed her tune on posing for Playboy now that she’s no longer worried about being a role model to eight-year-old aspiring graphic designers. No, really. E! News reports:

She said she decided to put it off after an 8-year-old girl approached her at Starbucks. “She goes, ‘I look up to you. I want to be a graphic designer just like you,’” J-Woww explained. “She goes, ‘I want to make cartoon characters like you do.’ So I was like, There’s my answer! I want kids to look up to me for college rather than Playboy.
“But I do feel like it’s a strong thing for women to do. And as long as they cover up certain parts, I’m good,” she laughed. “We have to cover up the vajajay cooka. And then it’s like, Why not? You see my boobs out half the time anyway.”

I’m pretty sure that scenario with the little girl in Starbucks didn’t happen. Or if it did, common sense would dictate, even to JWoww, that the kid’s already screwed. If she’s eight, watching Jersey Shore AND allowed to approach strange women with huge tits, she’s got two career options open to her: Pick-pocket or Hooters waitress. That said, I don’t want to be all doom and gloom here, so if she really believes in herself and applies herself at school, she can do both. Never be afraid to dream.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. JWoww Playboy
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s really attractive, but seeing as how she presents herself as a shameless pig on national televison, I have to say no to this.

  2. Kamrynne

    She’s old enough to make her own decisions.however whatever kind of attention she is seeking good,bad or ugly she is prepared!!!!!

  3. Jamie

    I smell plastic surgery, besides the obvious surgery. Her face look softer but I think she could grow a mustache.

  4. Really nobody wants to see her on Playboy….my eyes have feelings too….

  5. 36-COLE SEELY

    Um hell no, but fans are declining by 95%

  6. Find a Stylist

    I never heard of her being a graphic designer either…?

  7. WhoGivesAF#$K

    J Who?
    Who cares, really? She’s another ugly nobody tryng to prove she is a biiger skank than all the other shallow hollywood whores.
    She is so nothing, i would imagine it would be a low point in Playboy Sales for that month.

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    nick ron
    Commented on this photo:

    hey I wanr see your boobs and sax with nude ok my aim is nickron2003 old 26

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