I think everyone agrees that Nick and Jessica are going to get divorced. At this point it’s simply a question of whether Nick will be caught in a room with a dead hooker and a snowdrift of cocaine before it happens. But if Jessica Jaymes gets her way, he might not get the chance. Porn star Jaymes, who performed raunchy sex acts with another woman in front of Nick Lachey and pals at a bachelor party last year, is trying to sell a story about what really happened that night.
Last year, Star magazine reported that Lachey and his friends met up with Jaymes and two female friends at an L.A. club. The crew later went back to a Hollywood Hills home where the women gave a sexual performance, which included “whipped cream and sex toys.” At one point, Lachey got on the bed with the girls and seemed “in a trance.” Eventually, Jaymes’ male pal became so concerned about something that he pulled Jaymes away from the bed
jen | November 21, 2005 at 1:22 pm
Do you guys have an editor?
“I think everyone AGRESS that Nick and Jessica…”
I’m an editor, by the way, if you’re hiring. :)
Bill Clinton | November 21, 2005 at 1:38 pm
heh heh heh, Jessica, mmmmm Jessica.
Georgia | November 21, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Nick should have divorced Jessica when she was confused about whether tuna was a fish or a bird. We all saw the look on his face, and I imagine that he makes that expression often.
Belle | November 21, 2005 at 2:34 pm
The article says, “Eventually, Jaymes’ male pal became so concerned about something that he pulled Jaymes away from the bed…”. However, you started talking about Lachey’s ‘male pal’… ?
MortyFishbein | November 21, 2005 at 2:52 pm
First off, who didn’t see this marriage ending? And number two, why are we downing Nick for staying with Jessica? He apparently has no better taste in women than those who could be/are strippers. And the argument for Jessica would say that at least he got to be a little more famous a little while longer after 98 Degrees’ temperature dropped. Let’s be real: he rode this woman’s snatch-tails (pun INTENDED) as long he could!
tori | November 21, 2005 at 4:01 pm
i really don’t give a shit about either of them anymore.
also, i’m pretty sure that right after this story first came out, the porn chick said nick didn’t do anything innappropriate at the party. regardless, i hope he did. and i hope jessica is weeping right now.
Xanthia | November 21, 2005 at 4:27 pm
Quite frankly, I don’t see how he has managed to stay this long without either becoming a screaming alcoholic or complete raving lunatic! The boobs only carry a relationship so far and then you begin to notice things: like that person has the IQ of belly-buttonlint!
Bookboi | November 21, 2005 at 5:05 pm
Hmmm…a story peddled by a coked-up, silicone stuffed professional prostitute. Sign me up because it has to be true!
Binky | November 21, 2005 at 5:20 pm
He was “in a trance” !!? Whenever I’m in a trance I’m watching TV or writing stupid comments on the internet.
Just think – You could explain away a night with strippers and whipped cream on an old Raveen or Amazing Kreskin stage show. Gr8 Idea Nick !!!
I’m feeling sleepy…….
The Scarlet Bitch | November 22, 2005 at 12:09 am
He’s a himbo with a hot chest and a stripper/porn star fetish, she’s a walking brain cramp with a hot chest and an alchohol addiction. I hope they do stay together, because as far as I’m concerned, it’s a match made in heaven.
Aside from the fact that Lucille Ball had armpit hair with more intelligence than Jessica Simpson, and Nick Lachey is not hispanic and doesn’t slap around his wife (as far as we know), I think this is about as close to a real life I Love Lucy show as we’re going to get.
HOMELESS(TM) | November 22, 2005 at 8:36 am
ok and.???
—–> ZZZZZzzZzzzZ.
wake me up when their personal home sexvideo leeks out.
Jess Supporter | November 24, 2005 at 12:29 pm
I am a big fan of Jessica and I feel bad for her and Nick that it didn’t work out for them. All that garbage that is printed in the tabloids do keep people buying it but it must be hard for them to have their whole life splashed on magazines for all the world to see! I think Jessica is beautiful and talented and intelligent. Be nice!