North West. Kim Kardashian & Kanye Are Naming Their Baby North West.

March 21st, 2013 // 82 Comments
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Still doesn’t beat Ace Johnson. Via The Sun:

The rapper, 35, came up with a list of potential names for the baby — due in July — but North is at the top because he thinks it sounds good with his surname.
He sounded out pals about the moniker last month while working in Paris during fashion week.
But the title is unlikely to go down well with girlfriend Kim, 32, whose family have a tradition of starting their first names with a K.
The reality star might also have a problem with her boyfriend’s next album title — I Am God.

Of course, a simple compromise would be to name the child Knorth West thus allowing Kris Jenner to still imprint its ear with a fang mark if I’m reading this Book of The Dead right. Honestly, I can’t tell if half of these symbols are goat heads or Madonna. No, wait, they’re stabbing Jesus with a snake spear. It’s Madonna.

h/t IDLYITW

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    punter
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    Stupid fucking monkey right there.

  2. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert borderline racist comment about the chocolate/vanilla swirl cream here.

  3. Tiggles

    “That’s the fucking stupidest celebrity baby name yet!” thinks Gwyneth Paltrow, then “Goddammit, now I’ve got to get pregnant again. Chris, get in here!”

  4. JC

    There is some text left out from the second line of that quote. It originally said, “He sounded out pals–who are also retarded–about the moniker last month while working in Paris during fashion week.”

  5. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Frank Burns
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    “No, Ms. Kardarshian, we are not going to spray the whipped cream all over your face.”

  6. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Yum, semen! *licks condom*

  7. Twizlah

    Country singer (?) John Rich named his son, Cash. Not even kidding. If Kanye and Rich had had a douche off, it would hard to declare a winner.

  8. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
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    The only real names on the table for that little calf are Krispy or Kreme.

  9. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Phaid
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    Knorth West. There, done.

  10. So, “Dickhead” was already taken by someone in their families?

  11. skunk

    Krap

  12. nobody925093

    how about Kwest West?

  13. Don Draper's Dad

    You see what this is all about don’t you? It’s for the eventual line of ridiculous clothing: North by North West. It’s what the four horsemen will be wearing.

  14. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Deacon Jones
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    Im not kidding, I looked at this picture and instantly started hearing in my head that song when those guards are marching to the Wizard of Oz

    “ho,he,ho, hooooo OH, ho,he,hoe, hooooo OH”

  15. Inner Retard

    Wow, this is already in joke form. Do we thank the Kardashians now?

  16. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Deacon Jones
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    Her face looks like one of those masks in the Naked Gun movies.

    Im expecting a *dead* Leslie Nielsen to rip if off and then trip over something.

  17. Honestly I thought they would come up with an even stupider, douchier name. There is still time, I have faith in them.

  18. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a dead pixel, or is there really a fleck of dried cum on her lip?

  19. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Pink Berry Humphrey’s man seed. Fight the cravings! Fight em!

  20. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Commented on this photo:

    Drapes are always slimming.

  21. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Fredical
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    I never noticed she had a butt chin before, but pregnancy makes your ass grow, and I guess her back one overflowed onto her face.

  22. 10 bucks one the name being some variation of “Key west”.

  23. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    mavis davis
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    Good God! There’s no question where all the ice cream landed.

  24. mavis davis

    I was expecting a name like Ray-Ray, Boo or Pookie.

  25. Richard Richard

    Die in a plane Krash, already.

  26. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
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    Yep, she’s wearing a tent. With an emergency exit.

  27. north sounds appropriately dumb enough.
    i guess theyre saving wild wild for the twins.

  28. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Dereleek
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    North West? Do black people understand how stupid they seem to the rest of the world?

  29. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

    • bagmotherfucker

      oo oo aa aa oo…. would b more appropriate in this case. on a side note how about naming the baby kock west. they all love it in that family. especially the men

  30. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    S. Hemp Melipone
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    Who’s she trying to kid? That’s somePapa John’s Garlic Butter dipping sauce she’s got there…

  31. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Zach Braffianakis
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    Rimming practice…

  32. Wait a minute. So Kanye is under the impression that this little moneybag is going to take HIS last name? Does Kris know about this?

  33. They’re leaning towards North Bynorth West because “Kim & Kanye’s Ill-Conceived Little Bastard” was already taken.

  34. WhaWhaWha....

    I thought Delta bought North West…

  35. Kim's Unborn Piglet

    Too bad they couldn’t have called the baby “aborted”.

  36. Freebie

    Her face looks different. Are her lips pregnant too?

  37. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    Freebie
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    ewwwww – Fat chubby celulite legs. Does anyone think her body will ever recover from pregnancy?

  38. gimmieaneffingbreak

    Kanye West is claiming he is god now? Well, that explains the worlds most tragic events…like the existence of the Kardashians. Why god, why????

  39. Perhaps they are understandably worried the kid might lack direction.

  40. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    D-chi
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    I legit thought for a minute she was grabbing a cafe cubano because of the microscopic cup.

  41. grobpilot

    “Johnny Kwest” and his sidekick, Hadji Kardashian.

  42. http://extremediethq.com

    This is too ridiculous! Knorth West… LOL!! Why does everyone have to be “different”? Just cuz its a rap song?

  43. SuperJ

    The founder of Pinkberry beat the shit out of a homeless guy with a tire iron. True story.

  44. angela

    dumb dumb dumb…….they need to go buy sum sense

  45. xlgmedium

    I would have thought Kanye would name his child Jesus.

  46. Kim Kardashian Eating Pinkberry Bangs
    anonym
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    You can already see how terrible she will look in 5 years.

    that face is so fucked with plastic surgery.

    No wonder she is whoring herself to the media right now. Her years are numbered.

    • Mama Pinkus

      I agree – she’s really overdoing it and it is making her look much older – the pillow face / trout pout look is so common these days but it never looks normal.

  47. anonym

    This will be an ugly half black half armenian baby named after a defunct airline.

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