North West. The Bastards Actually Named The Kid North West.

June 21st, 2013 // 83 Comments
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Because announcing it Thursday night would guarantee dominance of the generally slow Friday news cycle, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have confirmed that, yes, they are in fact stupid enough to name their daughter North West. No middle name, just North West. E! News reports:

A source close to the couple confirms to E! News that the girl’s name is North West, with no middle name.
According to a source, “They will call her Nori for short!”

In the not-too-distant future…

“I can’t believe I’m having a baby! Now be honest with me, mom, how bad is it being pregnant?”
“I named you North once they got you out of me.”
“Oh. Oh, JESUS.”

Photos: Getty, RAAK/AKM-GSI


  1. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    Havana B
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    I don’t care for neither Kanye nor Kim, but under no circumstances would I call them bastards! You are super idiotic to call someone such a fallacied name when they are actually not bastards. How deep does your hatred and ignorance run to refer to people you do not know by such a derogatory name. Guess that makes you Paula Deen’s BFF, huh? So ignorant, people here is the future of America! ARGHHHHHH!!!!

  2. Ming the Malevolent

    Havana, you’re new here, right?

    These two idiot bastards should have realized they are naming an adult. Kids grow up and become remarkably less “cute” than their stupid novelty name from their retarded parents.

    Hopefully, she will petition the court the second she turns 18 to legally change her name — to something like Jane Smith.


  3. North is an acronym: Next On Reality Television Hell

  4. Moon

    Nori, short for North? Nori is longer. North is ONE syllable. Why is a nickname even needed for that, let alone needed as soon as the name is announced in the first place? Sounds to me like they know what a bad name they’ve given their child.

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