Stop. Bringing. Your. F*cking. Kid. To. Fashion. Shows.
With her vagina losing steam, Kim Kardashian needs something to keep her face in the press which is where her vagina came in handy again, only this time by farting out a kid that throws temper tantrums in the front row of fashion shows because it’s a baby in the front row of a fashion show. So here’s North West at the Alexander Wang runway where she was also exposed to Nicki Minaj because sometimes kids need role models besides their own parents. And that’s not sarcasm. I’m being dead serious. The kid needs anyone but these two. I brought rope.