Nobody likes Victoria Beckham

August 2nd, 2007 // 120 Comments
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Victoria Beckham has reportedly pissed off management at the celeb-friendly Chateau Marmont because “she always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there.” Additionally, Britney Spears showed up to the Chateau Marmont last Tuesday to eat, but the only available table was next to Victoria Beckham and Britney didn’t want to sit next to her so she stormed off and ate somewhere else. A source tells Gatecrasher:

“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Aww, poor Victoria Beckham. She’s like the foreign exchange student who shows up to school and everybody makes fun of. And it’s probably not helping that she’s acting like an ass. Although it doesn’t really take much to piss Britney Spears off. Last week I saw her storm out of Jack In The Box because they refused to deep fry her hamburger and milkshake. She yelled something about them “discriminatin’ against the sexy” and then waddled off.


  1. :)

    hahaha against the sexy/waddling off. ok that’s the first time i’ve laughed today. you genius you.

  2. nine inch rocket

    The boys who love and prefer anal (and CLAIM they take it) are always the ones women refer to as INCHWORMS. Grown men with little toys. Guys with tiny dicks. Pencildicks.

    Get the picture?

    Oh yea, Brit should start a workout regimen before trying to show off her body.

    Posh sucks. Outloud!

    David Beckham is a fairy and a sissy. Go home, you bloody limey inchworm. And stop grabbing Tim Mcgraws crotch, tinkerbelle.

  3. Jax

    gay4girls is a big fat bald old guy with back hair who never gets any, which is why he is so bitter towards women……..

  4. Hah

    Even though sitting next to Ms.Posh would make me look obese, I would sit on her lap (or for safety purposes, have her sit on my lap) before I would even go into the same building as Britney Spears.

    I’m not sure where the jury stands on stupidity and STDs being contagious, but I wouldn’t take any chances.

  5. steve

    haha I love how I turned a Posh discussion into and all anal blowout!

  6. HeavenScent

    Brit would see Posh’s piggy nose, think they were soul sisters and start chomping on Cheetos Au Gratin, and mistake Posh for a toothpick dressed in a ” like, classy Chanel napkin, y’all”

  7. akay

    If I were Britney Spears I wouldn’t sit next to Victoria either. I mean, she looks bad when she’s around ugly people…

  8. ipromisetoplaynicely

    Wow, that guy at 94 must be worshiped by women all over the world, hell probably the galaxy he’s so far ahead of us, and I’m such an amazing inspiration to be with.
    To come onto an anonymous website and proclaim his practically divine revelations about sex….WOW! I would just love to meet him, of course with my eyes shut because I’m not sure I would be worthy enough to be near such a master *crosses fingers tightly* Oh, I hope maybe one day I can be a little bit as great as him *swoons*

  9. spicebecks

    victoria beckham is awesome.

    lardney spears is not.

  10. sour spice

    good. fuck off Victoria.
    I am sick to the back teeth of hearing about you.

    I think those two must be seriously mentally ill if they crave attention that much, and seem to actually GET it. They must be robots to deal with so much. I am tired after just READING about all what they do and where they appear.

    Go away. You are already mega rich and mega famous and have a (blow up) doll like body so just go and do some yoga or something and get a grip

  11. sour spice

    ..by those 2 meant David and Victoria

  12. pohzimi

    I loathe the expression on her face everytime she poses for a camera. It’s not just really stuck up, it looks like victoria beckham just KNEW that she was born to be Queen Of The World, and knows it so well it’s become a part of her.

    What’s more, she’s perpetuating global anorexia XP

  13. Poesje

    gay4girls – you are one sick fuck.

  14. St. Jimmy

    Seriously guys don’t be so bloody gullable. If you look this story up on the internet you’ll see it was infact the other way around, which, if you think about makes more sence. Apparently Vicky referred to Britney as “The wreck” and refused to sit next to “it”.

  15. ash

    hey #115. I think u got your facts straight. According to European tabloids, Posh and Becks was enjoying a romantic dinner at that restaurant when Britney arrived. They claim that Britney went to sit beside David and Posh got so angry that she practically dragged David from the scene, went straight to the staff and gave them a hell of a vocal outrage. One staff member claims:
    “she said to the staff it was ridiculous that they would even consider making her sit next to that wreck.”

    As always there are two sides to a story. And judging by how Britney has behaved during the downfall of her carrier, I’d say this sounds far more logical. I mean, wouldn’t your appetite be long lost to the deep secrets of the ocean if you saw Britney Spears walking in halfway through dinner? No wonder the bathroom line was so long that evening.

  16. spune

    It wasn’t like that: Victoria was the one that did not want Britney to sit next to her. Because Britney has lost her humanity.

  17. ??leave my Pozh alone bitchfuckz??

    ???gay4girlz iz right about guyz…they think they can???
    control zhit and when it happenz..Y God gave
    them the dick inztead of them woman
    iz way beyond me..they’ll even ztick it
    in a zwimming pool fuckin drain
    now thatz zome hardup zhit???

  18. jody

    if i was victoria and britney sits next to me i run out the place. shes an idiot!! and is not true that nobody likes victoria, i love victoria, and i consider myself somone, im not a nobody just because im not a celebrity.
    victoria the best!!!!! u all wish 2 be like her!!! shes got style, she got money, shes famous all over the world,shes got a nice bodie, and shes got david.
    all jelaus!!

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