Victoria Beckham has reportedly pissed off management at the celeb-friendly Chateau Marmont because “she always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there.” Additionally, Britney Spears showed up to the Chateau Marmont last Tuesday to eat, but the only available table was next to Victoria Beckham and Britney didn’t want to sit next to her so she stormed off and ate somewhere else. A source tells Gatecrasher:
“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”
Aww, poor Victoria Beckham. She’s like the foreign exchange student who shows up to school and everybody makes fun of. And it’s probably not helping that she’s acting like an ass. Although it doesn’t really take much to piss Britney Spears off. Last week I saw her storm out of Jack In The Box because they refused to deep fry her hamburger and milkshake. She yelled something about them “discriminatin’ against the sexy” and then waddled off.
Gotta love the nouveau riche.
Frist?
FIRST
That’s funny, I would think people would love Posh Spice for keeping Britney away.
Well, now, I don’t know what to do with this. Do I applaud Britney’s moment of clarity or do I crucify her for thinking that sitting next to Posh would bring down her real estate value? This is profound. It’s like voting for president here in the US…..what is the less of two evils???
I’m the real FRIST!!!
True dat, DOUBLE TRUE!!!
You know it’s pretty bad when even Britney Spears, the trashiest trash we have, knows better than to sit next to you.
Go back to Britain you piece of trash.
I would sit next to Victoria Beckham
Britney: I ain’t settin’ nex ta no far’nur!
You don’t go grabbin’ someone’s husband’s balls, my friend.
That’s very disrespectful.
After consulting with my spiritual advisor, I have decided that in the case of Britney vs. Posh, if this situation should occur again, I will side with the ceiling that could potentially cave in and crush the daylights out of both of them simultaneously.
She’s nothing more than a SOCCER MOM/WIFE…. yet she portrays herself to be the biggest ‘Hollywood Starlet’ EVER………….
All of the attention went to her head up through that gigantic pig snout nose.
Go away bitch.
I think she kind of looks like a skeleton. I’d fuck her hard though.
@13, I can’t agree more. Is she still trying to ride that gay ass spice crap/ Or the coat tails of a gay ass soccer player? Either way, the Limeys can keep her.
i just want to jump in the bed sheets with her husband. or at least fantisize about it.
lmmfao @ Brit. Posh is hott compared Brit (aka; Used Up Dish Rag). i’d guess sitting next to something so purty would do little to boost poor Shitney’s self-esteem.
………. te-fucking-hee!
hahahaha, “discriminatin against the sexy”, that was awesome!
Don’t worry VB, you’re still all right with me. Probably better off not eating next to Brit anyways. I heard she has those sticky fingers. You’d look away from your plate for one second, and when you turn around all your food will be gone and Brit’s mouth will be stuffed!
@1, good on you!
@2 and 3, wow, don’t you two sound like idiots.
#10 – holy crap that made me laugh out loud! Damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have given anything to see the reanimated corpse of Chuck Bronson stride into the Chateau Marmont with a pair of MAC-10s, reduce those trashy, ugly, dry cunts into bloody meat-rags, and then bask in the fine red mist still lingering in the air before opening up on the rest of the arrogant pieces of shit who would even dine there.
poor poor poor David the hubby stuck with that thing because if he divorces her now, he’s fucked!
the amount of money he’ll have to shell out to her will be insane.
i’m pretty sure he’s doing most of all of this to please her after he cheated with the assistant.
because really which “married” guy would move to L.A. to play on a 4th rate soccer team when you could be in your native land finishing a great career?
answer……THE WIFE!!!!!
??? love thiz girl???
I think we’re all missing the point here. I think Britney didn’t want to sit next to her because it would take the attention away from her for about 2 whole seconds. Oh, and make her look fat.
???Britney iz juzt jealouz to zit next to her…Pozh lookz better???
@21 go back to summer school. This is an adult conversation, no snot noses allowed.
Brit just saw that piggy nose and those bones and decided her food would be safer at Il Sole.
Nothing hungrier than a starved pig.
Acting like a donkey? Really need some clarification from the author
kelli-you have about an hour until your momz getz home from third shift. Live it up, brainiac.
The amount of people who think Britney is prettier, classier and better than Victoria is shocking. But then again, so it the number of people with IQs below 100…
10 – Thats classic! Besides it’s probably better for Posh – Cuz Brit wood have only gots chickin’ grease on her fo-sashy dress.
Good morning everybody. And yes of course, I don’t dislike Victoria, I would just like to shoot some of my man juice in all her holes.
Good Morning everybody.
Oh and I don’t dislike Victoria, so if she would like some loving she can come here. I will shoot some of my man juice in all the holes in her body.
frist
Dear Posh,
Please buy a dictionary and look up “esteem”. Then apply the words “low self” as a prefix. Because any one as rich as you who needs to be blinded by cameras everytime she pretends to eat, all while poorly attemptng to appear aloof obviously has deep seated “never good enough” issues. Worst Spice Girl (that’s not meant to be redundant), worst fake tits, worst ass, worst just about everything. In fact, if you were a deli meat, you’d be poshwurst. Please buy about 100 cats and move to the mountains. And let the photogs snap people who matter only sligtly more than you. Oh wait, that’s just about everyone.
Many thanks.
RichPort
discriminatin against the sexy and waddled off!!!!
ROFL!!!!
Ok, they should be thanking VB for scaring Brittney away. Also, I bet Brittney didn’t want to sit next to her because Brit wants to be the center of attention and doesn’t want to compete with VB. Finally, I am not a VB fan, but at least she knows how to dress herself and takes good care of her kids.
Brit didn’t want to sit next to posh because it would make Brit look even more nasty, dirty and fat.
You know why people don’t like her?Because she’s wearing always these pathetic sunglasses and she NEVER smiles.
I couldn’t eat near Victoria Beckham either. Her boobs look like a grapefruit that was cut in half and stuck in her bra. Gross!
Being a ‘celebrity’ and wearing sunglasses all the time is sooo 20th century…..
“and then she waddled off.”
Oh Fish, the visual you gave me just tickled me all kinds of pink, mauve, fuschia, etc.
Eff, Posh and Eff, Britney, but let ME Eff Becks (yum!)
I wonder what Posh even orders at a restaurant? A lettuce leaf and a grain of rice…OR…a side of beef and a toothbrush…
very funny.
#30 Mdis – don’t you mean “Ver-soch?” (hahaha)
Well,you don’t have this from me but i think people don’t like her because she’s nouvelle rich european.Generally that means that you’re an arrogant european from da backstreets,forgotten where you came from.
24…….27 told everyone on the Britney zite that zhe fucked your partner….
nice , huh? Better get a doctor checkup, bitch…zhez got
2 dizeazez, maybe 3….
p.s. I don’t go to zummer zchool…and
my mom doezn’t work…my dad left her
enough money to live on when he died
enjoy that one, fuckerz……………………….?
Skank smelli, you are just a bag of pus. You have to use partner since you have no idea if we are male female, or both…And that is a nice childish comeback from a 12 year old. Pretty much what is expected.
Go back out into your street and pick up some lunch PWT.
I spent already all the old money,does that make me nouvelle rich??
she does not call the papparazi. thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. if you actually have seen an interview with her she is down to earth and quite friendly. thats a bunch of rubbish.
“discriminatin’ against the sexy” and then waddled off. HAHA! I love who ever writes this stuff.
That’s what I was thinking.
What the hell is Posh doing in a restaraunt? Eating?
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