Nobody Wants To Be On Khloe Kardashian’s Stupid Talk Show

Khloe Kardashian has her own talk show called Kocktails With Khloe, because American culture is an AIDS toilet. On the show, she’ll be “in the kitchen cooking, drinking booze and gossiping.” Naturally, the only part of that description that made no sense to anyone — her cooking — has already proven to be complete bullshit, and now comes word that she can’t even book guests. Via Radar Online:

“The producers are having a hard time booking talent to be on the show because no one wants to be a guest star to Khloe,” the insider said.

And while it’s great to know that Lamar Odom has regained enough hooker gangbang strength to provide inside information to gossip rags, he probably showed his hand too soon. There’s no way this show could afford the insurance needed to place union workers on a set with Khloe and food. That’s like casting Tom Cruise in a movie about male gymnasts, and good luck finding a reputable CPA who will line item “anus repair” for you.

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