Popes are still cool.
If you haven’t seen it by now, Deadline has obtained a letter from CBS to Grammy producers basically telling them not to let anyone even see a speck of female skin lest the heavens shall open above and smite us down for such brazen impurity. Keep in mind these are the same people who were completely cool with blowing Chris Brown last year. Although, in his defense, he probably made sure Rihanna was dressed conservatively before pounding her face into a car door. He’s a man of God after all. Anyway, here’s the actual wording straight from the email:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.
As much as I hate to say this, I will legitimately respect Lady GaGa as an artist if she’s sitting in a hotel room right now inflating her labia with a bicycle pump. I’m talking she shows up on the red carpet looking like that Joan Rivers gag about Anne Hathaway‘s vagina. For I query you, was this country not founded on the principle of puffy genitals? Were we not born to posses extraneously cushy sex parts? If you pop our labia, do we not fly about the room until landing on the ceiling fan? THIS TYRANNY MUST NOT STAND!
Photos: Getty, Splash News
And with that, there goes any chance of me watching the Grammys.
hilarious post
I have to send my grandma the same note every year, just before Christmas.
That is really funny….wrong, but funny.
But I’m a big fan of female breast nipples.
Oh America, never stop being so terrified of sexuality, because it’s utterly hilarious how you guys rationalize what’s “problematic” and what’s okay.
We “rationalize” it by the fact that our FCC will fine hundreds of thousands of dollars for the wrong piece of exposed flesh.
The rest of us are as pro nudity as you’ll find anywhere…you should see my porn collection.
Seriously, wanna come over and see my porn collection?
If I lived in America, I totally would.
You’d just end up chained to a radiator in his basement.
Fixing that radiator cost $700 Frank. You’re not getting your cardigan back, or that tattoo I cut off your thigh.
Dear Whores,
Please refrain from coming to our Whore Show dressed like whores.
Thank You,
Grammys
P.S. see you back stage!
Even the puffiest vulva is less offensive than stinky vinaj’s face which is far less offensive than her “music” that will likely receive awards at that suck-each-other-off fest.
I’m sure this has *nothing* to do with CBS reeling from Joe “Fucking Awesome” Flacco’s post-Super Bowl comments.
Some people don’t age well but I will admit he looked hot in Willow.. consequences be damned
I wonder if she knows the world can see her granny panties
She should have covered her face too
She should fire who ever let her out of the house
Please please please someone go dressed as this: http://www.owned.lv/images/x3xf961184c826a976f2bdeefede19d7681.jpg
Pink is the new black!
I don’t know about the strap.. perhaps just go nude.. she looks like she could pull it off
As if I needed even more incentive to never watch that shit.
It seems odd to complain about sexuality at an event that is already a massive circle-jerk.
From gorgeous (Kate Beckinsale), to this. SMH
Looks like a poorly executed female action figure.
Malin Nochesttolookatforthisman
Her Majesty Clemency… And that merciful look at the plebs…. fucker.
She always looks so happy.
But we all know she’s a psycho bitch out of the public eye.
I guess Batman finally ate Robin.
The GOOP Award Statuette for smugness goes to…
Is that the statuette? No thanks.
So… I’m the only person who read, “THIS TYRANNY MUST NOT STAND!” as, “THIS TRANNY MUST NOT STAND!”? You can’t use the word “tyranny” in a post referencing Lady Gaga and not expect some confusion.
Gotta see what the titty fairy did for her ! !
Topless at the beach as usual skank !
Cant stand her, seriously shes an immature annoying bitch.
Pope Benedict XVI says he will resign and be Nicki Minaj’s hoody.
A black, butt-ugly version of Lady gaga that no one gives a shit about.