Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
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Gawd, she is one ugly child.
Completely agreed. Maybe she would look better without all that hooker make up.
hah miley did her make up i saw on twitter:D
You just don’t appreciate the hillbilly tradition of hitting children in the face with grandma’s iron skillet at the moment of their birth! And its a cultural mainstay of Tennessee mountain folk to name their girls after biblical men.
MmmMmmmMmmm! Bite sized!
Randal
There’s another one?? OH GOD HELP US
I can’t tell if that’s Miley Cyrus’s slutty younger sister, Noah Cyrus, or Hannah Montana’s slutty younger sister, Tonya Montana.
Wow she looks like an old woman. Gross.
it’s pretty bad when Miley is the best looking kid in the family.
Well, she does appear to have just left a store called “skeezers”
U idiot the store is sketchers. Wow you must be a total dumbass to think its called skeezers.
lol best comment ever
What the hell? The Cyrus spawn look like characters out of “Coraline.”
Wow she looks like a nasty old woman.
fug doesn’t even begin to describe her face and body.
It’s a friggin 12 year old girl, what do you expect from her body?
Ewww she looks like a clown.
Daddy Pimp always keeps close by, in case you get any ideas ho!
She looks like the clone that came out wrong.
“Cause I gotta have faith”
Honestly, I’m surprised he let her buy that purse with the Union Jack on it. Doesn’t that just help King George finance his upcoming plans to attack and reclaim the colonies?
Bad parenting. Very very bad.
Not the worst though. Those Lohans have the crown firmly slenched in their nicotine stained fingers.
Is she retarded or something? Seriously.
ANd wow she is really ugly and looks to be about 6 years old
By the looks of her colorless face, Patrick Swayze is her dad.
She/it reminds me of a young Chelsea Clinton, but more hideous.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lZoQPvGfdG8/SnxOg8c1OPI/AAAAAAAABew/SVjvLbgg49Y/s400/ChelseaClinton.jpg
I failed because I dont know how to embed a picture…and for other reasons too.
*masturbating furiously*
I’d say not to shoot it in her eye, McBeef, but really – where else is there?
I’d puff out the clinton jowls on that bitch.
*masturbating furiously* is only a compliment here if you weren’t already masturbating furiously.
FUCK! That is an ugly kid.
This man has no business with a guitar.
How else will people recognize who he was?
WTF…..hello BAD parenting!
Noah strikes me as some one that will do anything for fame. Although doubtful she still has time to gown out of it.
Hey, is that the guy that drove the “Pussy Wagon” in Kill Bill?
See, if we had the Zoom function back, we could all tell that Miley’s going braless again and this would get a hell of a lot more pageviews.
If you go full size you can see nip and he’s wearing a brown wristband in support of his gay friends at UPS.
Brown wristbands are for diarrhea awareness. Most people are completely unaware that they have diarrhea until it’s too late.
Well, that sure shits the bed. Uh, wait, I mean…
Some people think it’s funny – but it’s really sick & runny.
Billy Ray is the most attractive of the whole cyrus clan. That’s pretty fucking sad.
i think there is a brother that is a model so there’s a bit of hope for at least one of these shitbags.
She dresses that way to go hang out at the mall?
I liked these more when I thought Noah was her cross-dressing brother
yeeeeeeeeeeeesh
aww come on this girl is just a child- at that age lots of children make bad clothing decisions till they learn what suits them- poor girl give her a chance
Rather like bad makeup descisions…
Now that’s what attics are for.
I’m not quite sure what this means, but I laughed anyway.
WTF is going on with this girl’s face? Why does it look like a flash is constantly going off? No one else’s face looks like that. Maybe she dipped her head in the Cyrus family Bucket O’ Booger Sugar.
How does Amber Rose know these rednecks?
That kid looks kind of “off”. By “off” I mean “Pepper-from-American-Horror-Story” kind of “off”.
She’s so ugly, the Pedo Bear does not approve.
Nope, no issues here. Nice job Cyrus clan.
Jezus – he looks like the creepy kid from Wedding Crasher that tied up Vince Vaughn and drew naked pictures of him… but scarier?
What a glamorous family.
Sorry, but that kid is ugly,.
Are these people related to the Kardashians??? So inappropriate!!
She’s ugly enough to be one of Bruce Willis’ kids!
We’re picking on 13 yr-old kids now, Fish? Yeah, her sister and father are famous and stupid, but she’s just along for the ride. Can’t we at least wait until she gets a learner’s permit before we shit all over her?
No.
I’m with you Uncle Phil, picking on a little kids seems very harsh..I guess none of the neandrathals on this site have stepped away from their cheezies and computers long enough to find someone to impregnate with their spawn. She is a little girl, with parents who obviously have dubious judgement. Would you want your kids to read comments like this about themselves.? Trash adults all you want but little kids should be off limits. Shame on Fish, shame on you all!
Billy Ray did such good work with Miley and he seems to be on the right track with this one too. She’s got no chance in hell of being normal.
She has no chance to be good looking too.
How long before he starts pimping this one out to Disney or Nickelodeon?
If my daughter ever tried to leave the house dressed like that, she’d be shipped off to a convent. on mars.
what a bag o’ douche. The laser tattoo removal folks are going to make a killing in about 10yrs off of all these d-ass hipsters…
what the fuck is this?
Achy Breaky ‘Tard.
Just hideous.
Are those banana tattoos under his eye?
Nice receding hairline dickweed.
i never pay attention to this dude but- you are right, he is definitely going bald.
Close up doesn’t help…
It’s just one cry for attention after another with this family, huh?
Unless some things change considerably, this girl needs to become a good dancer…or SOMETHING!
Make-up by “Joker”
Someone’s been using “Brand X”.