Shailene Woodley Isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore

June 20th, 2013 // 14 Comments

“Ohmygod that helmet looks retarded. You’re fired.”

Sony made a big deal out of casting Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and even filmed scenes with her in New York. But then the Internet was all like, “Wait, I’m supposed to want to pee in that butt more than Emma Stone‘s? Surely you jest,” and here we are. THR reports:

“I made a creative decision to streamline the story and focus on Peter and Gwen and their relationship,” said Webb. “Shailene is an incredibly talented actress, and while we only shot a few scenes with Mary Jane, we all love working with her.”
The plan now is for Watson, one of Peter Parker/Spider-Man’s iconic love interests, to be introduced in the third movie.
It is likely that Woodley will not return and that the part will be recast.

And by “streamline” Marc Webb means the movie now includes Vulture, Hammerhead, Shocker, Silvermane, Chameleon, Michael Morbius, Boba Fett, Lex Luthor and Tobey Maguire with PTSD. (His superpower is he thinks Spider-Man banged his wife Natalie Portman while he was overseas. You don’t fuck with that.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Smart choice on his part. Mary Jane is supposed to be hotter than Gwen. Shailene definitely isn’t hotter than Emma. If you want a hot redhead to play Mary Jane, I suggest Renee Olstead.

  2. Emma Watson's Vagina

    I vote for Emma Watson .actually she might be able to get away with it as she might draw it in.
    Scarlett Johanson might have if she didn’t play Black Widow.
    Helena Mattsson maybe as well as Laura Vandervoot . and if they want to mess it up with looks only then Megan Fox.

    but for me MJ and Gwen basically were the same. MJ was basically rebound stuff after Gwen was killed. should also have the Black Cat in it as well. Rose McGowan would work if she had her face back.

  3. Shailene is a trailer park name.

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    I can see now why they changed their minds.

  5. stevebrt

    I vote for Deborah Ann Woll from True Blood

  6. Kinno

    Love the URL… LOL

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    Yeah, mascara is your friend.

  8. tlmck

    Cool bike.

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    Shailene is actually really really pretty, she just looks like shit on this set for some reason. google her name, and look at most all of her pictures she’s way hotter than emma stone

    • Cait

      You have got to be fucking kidding me, she is not hot at all and is NOWHERE NEAR being as hot as Emma. she is absolutely not right for mj, or probably any role. she is such a shit actress.

  10. Daze

    No one cares spiderman reboot fucking sucks. You couldn’t pay me to see this shit.

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