Nina Dobrev in a Bikini and other news

- Don Draper is in the new Shrek? That’s not existentially suave… [PopEater]

- Jennifer Aniston: “CGI it in my face!” [Lainey Gossip]

- Jesse James forgets the first rule of Hitler Club: NO CRYING. [Dlisted]

- James Franco will star in a Planet of the Apes prequel. Goddammit, heroin, you’re killing him! [Huffington Post]

- Doutzen Kroes just converted me to communism. [HollywoodTuna]

- Cameron Diaz won’t do another Charlie’s Angels. [StarPulse]

- Kate Hudson’s implants are ready for their close-up. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Halle Berry in short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Tom Cruise thinks Katie Holmes is the weak link in their new song and dance team. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- Val Kilmer has a drink with Maxim. []

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