Nina Agdal’s 2014 Carl’s Jr. Commercial Is Horseshit

February 27th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Above are stills from Nina Agdal‘s 2013 Super Bowl Commercial for Carl’s Jr., and below is Nina’s 2014 Carl’s Jr. commercial which did not immediately, albeit eventually, make me wish my penis was a fish sandwich thereby failing every known maritime law of advertisement:

And here’s a custom edit of Nina’s 2014 commercial which has been wiped from the Internet presumably for increased instances of man-on-seafood-sandwich rape. It’s stretched out for two whole minutes which starts to get kind of weird, not to mention is one minute and fifty seconds longer than I needed. Because I have ADD. What did you think? — Haha! Ejaculating? You kids today. I didn’t even need to press play for that. I was weened on Victoria’s Secret catalog while you were just a babe suckling at your mama’s tea- and there I go again.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
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    Say what you want about the ad, but there are actually some pretty awesome behind the scenes pictures from making the commercial.

    http://tinyurl.com/yht4ue3

  2. Inner Retard

    This ad is just like sex with me. Short, fake and disappointing. Except you won’t find a hot chick in it anywhere, a beach, or even a sandwich…

  3. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
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    this is a serious question…is there a name for those dimpled areas on the inner thighs adjacent to the bikini bottoms? I love those so much. Surely they have a name.

  4. Pretty sure that thing is made with the proximal tendon of the gracilis muscle, so I might call it a posterior proximal gracilis fossa. Or a gracillo-gluteus fossa.

  5. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the only photo that makes me thing about eating fish.

  6. I really need to make sure when society collapses with the zombie apocalypse that I am near enough to where she lives…
    You know so we can restart the human race…60 seconds of loving at a time…

  7. marquitos

    Too short to be sweet…

  8. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
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    Here is the actual commercial.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVXeEOiDiI#t=66

  9. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, she’s getting more and more flashy with her shoots!

  10. Nina Agdal Bikini Eating Burger Carls Jr Hardees
    ultra
    Commented on this photo:

    let the photoshopping begin..

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