Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Lily Aldridge’s Butts Are Your 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

Here’s the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover featuring Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen, and Lily Aldridge’s butts. And before everyone starts joking that it takes three fantastic supermodel asses to make up for Kate Upton’s giant breasts, maybe you should consider Sports Illustrated didn’t want to see their family members have any… unfortunate accidents. *slaps shut sniper rifle case, trips over coffee table trying to make smooth exit* My toesies! OH GOD THE PAIN.