Nina Agdal In A Bikini Banged Lindsay Lohan’s Ex

After wasting my Thanksgiving vacation writing about the religious right’s plans to turn our country into a Christian theocracy ala the Middle East, it’s nice to get back to some real journalism. Namely picking out the best photos of Nina Agdal’s butt in a bikini while she’s inexplicably on vacation with Lindsay Lohan’s ex Max George. Do women want their vaginas to turn into fire-breathing dragons? Is that what I’m doing wrong? Because I’ve got some old Sterno cans in the garage. Let me make your dreams become reality.

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