Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

- Ashton Kutcher is an engineer now. [Lainey Gossip]

- This sounds like the type of thing GOOP would do except with 100% papyrus paper. [Dlisted]

- In life, there’s underboob, and then there’s everything else. [theCHIVE]

- Lady GaGa learns a lesson about taping puppies to a flamingo and using it for underwear. [Fishwrapper]

- Miley Cyrus videos have trailers now. Goddammit. [tooFab]

- You have to be 21 to buy cigarettes in NYC now. [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, hot model whose name I’m not even going to try to spell. [Popoholic]

- Christina Milian in skin-tight camo. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Salon makes me want to frack an abortion clinic while shooting poor people with an AR-15. [The Daily Banter]

- Monica Belluci’s breasts are still amazing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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