Nikki Cox’s publicist has announced that she and Jay Mohr are engaged and plan to marry next winter. For those of you unfamiliar, Nikki Cox is the super hot lady that somehow got duped into marrying Bobcat Goldthwait. I don’t know how it happened, but I suspect either Bobcat stole my signature move of drugging the woman or he’s got an amazing personality. Either way, my lawyers tell me I really have to stop telling people that I drug women.
UPDATE: A commenter has pointed out that Mohr-Cox would indeed be the best last name ever.
Sheva | February 6, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Well if the chick could marry that one note shrill comic, then why not this guy?
She must have lumpy rocks in her head for brains. That’s not a crime.
Realistic | February 6, 2006 at 3:21 pm
The only way this will work is if they do it non traditional and hyphenate the name. Mohr-Cox.
xAgonyxScenex | February 6, 2006 at 3:23 pm
fame will get you all sorts of hot women
cadavra | February 6, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Not only is it clear that she is attracted to guys that make her laugh, but she’s obviously got a terrible sense of humour to boot.
Another tragic waste of hotness, I see shades of the unholy Joel-Brinkley union.
kateprayer | February 6, 2006 at 3:38 pm
jay mohr’s been cheating on me all along!
i don’t see why she’d get with bob cat though….
i dont see why anyone would
spamnews | February 6, 2006 at 3:40 pm
There’s something I like about this girl, if i could just put my finger on it.
http://snipurl.com/maa4-remmap
ESQ | February 6, 2006 at 3:40 pm
She is smokin’, I remember her on that TV show “Unhappily Ever After,” her rack looked bigger. She looks more mature than 27. Jay Mohr was awesome in “Jerry McQuire.” Good luck to them both.
Spindoc | February 6, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Jay needs to make sure that he washes all the “Goldthwait” off her, that stuff gets in EVERYWHERE!!
megana | February 6, 2006 at 3:59 pm
who is she? is this a dumb question?
Aimtrue | February 6, 2006 at 4:35 pm
If memory serves me, she also dated her “kid brother” from Unhappily Everafter. Therewas also a website with screen captures from that show that focused on her talent. and by talent I mean her wonderful rack. This really does not change my life. I will keep her in my fantasy rotation, continue to support the production of pertoleum jelly and include the phrase, “Jay never makes me feel like that”. Problem solved.
sadiembeagle | February 6, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I thought she was engaged to Bobcat, but they never married? But still, that’s bad enough…
Jeremy1Esq | February 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Whats next? Am i going to find out Catherine Bell married George Carlin?
I figure Nicky will just keep marrying funnier comedians. Jay is slightly funnier then Bobcat, so I figure by the time she gets Chris Rock to leave his wife for her, she will go by the name of Nikki Cox-Rock and there will be no disputing that.
Jeremy1Esq | February 6, 2006 at 5:28 pm
I used to beat the crap out of Jay Mohr in high school for being a scrawny little worm and because he couldnt score with a female while I had all the hot chicks I could handle.
20 years later, he looks exactly the same as he did while I was beating the crap out of him while I look like shit. He must have made Nikki laugh with some hair transplant jokes or something(I know he has them) and damn if he didnt get her to marry him.
Dont you just hate people who dont evolve in their looks? I guess Fred Savage is next marrying some hot chick.
hugo | February 6, 2006 at 6:02 pm
i wish she’d marry me instead…
Lord_Jesus | February 6, 2006 at 6:23 pm
She’s the hot chick from Vegas, the series.. I would so get her pregnant.. then leave the state.
DannyJames | February 6, 2006 at 6:55 pm
wouldnt her name be Nikki Cox-Mohr?
It still sounds INDECENT!
sikofdis | February 6, 2006 at 6:59 pm
I saw Jay do stand-up 15 years ago…he “Killed”!!! He opened for two other comics (one I can’t remember, and Kevin Knealon) and was way better than both of them. Hats off to Jay!
Drew | February 6, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Jay Mohr isn’t funny and Nikki Cox can’t act. She does have a nice huge rack though.
Shaun | February 6, 2006 at 7:09 pm
http://img7.exs.cx/img7/1233/Nikki_Cox_-_Run_Ronnie_Run_-_Aardvark_-_13.jpg – thats about all I like about Nikki Cox. Booty. And you are right Poster # 18 – her acting is not the greatest.
Mikaesu | February 6, 2006 at 7:14 pm
“A commenter has pointed out that Mohr-Cox would indeed be the best last name ever.”
Hahahah.
… Mohr reminds me of a math teacher at my high school. :\
Vichus Smith | February 6, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Jay Mohr is definitely the loser of this pair. He didn’t learn the first time with the wife he left for super-hot Nikki, so now he’s dating a chick who will probably end up screwing him over while using whatever noteriety he has to up her status.
I feel sorry for him, but this will be good fodder for the O&A show!
Kg | February 6, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I was always hoping Michael moore and nikki cox would marry, but this is the next best thing really
derekd | February 6, 2006 at 8:07 pm
This Jay Mohr guy is such a douche. I heard him on “Bubba the love sponge” on Sirius and he was such a fag. But I must admit, at least they are matching in talent although not in looks. I can’t believe this bitch actually took Bobcat’s splooge on her face. The image disturbs me.
Jayne | February 6, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Whenever I’m sure Mohr has dropped off the face of the earth, he pops up all of sudden and ruins my day.
He’s like..Ryan Seacrest.
..Same category anyway.
hafaball | February 6, 2006 at 11:06 pm
“wouldnt her name be Nikki Cox-Mohr?”
Holy god that’s funny.
All I have to say to Jay is…you mother fucker.
alangreenspam | February 7, 2006 at 6:47 am
It would be funnier if Nicky Cox married one of the guys who made the Airplane movies – Jerry Zucker.
Then her name would be Nicky Cox-Zucker.
tipsymcstagger | February 7, 2006 at 9:59 am
Ewww…girl’s a butterface. She better make sure she doesn’t gain an ounce of weight b/c she is UHGLAY. I think Jay’s a douche as well…
Seamus Begonia Smell | February 7, 2006 at 2:06 pm
i thought jay mohr was still married to some gross blonde whore thing! he’s been off the radar for awhile, because last i heard, he and that ex were trying to conceive due to his low sperm count.
fluku | February 9, 2006 at 12:34 am
B list + B list = who gives a walrus’s poop
Lola | February 11, 2006 at 9:03 am
I went to see Jay in Hermosa Beach.
He ROCKED!! Yeah, he’s not funny. That must be why he’s been around so long and doing so well I might add!
Nikki Cox not gorgeous?? Who’s the obviously jealous wench who made this comment?
Cox-Mohr? Now that’s funny!!
Chuck | February 24, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Nikki Cox is Anorexic ! She used to hav ethe best body in Hollywood ! She will be dead by the time they marry
extra income | July 4, 2007 at 1:57 pm
that is true.
she is anorexic!!!
that’s a shame.
but she is still alive…
I guess Chuck wasn’t right