Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr are engaged
Nikki Cox’s publicist has announced that she and Jay Mohr are engaged and plan to marry next winter. For those of you unfamiliar, Nikki Cox is the super hot lady that somehow got duped into marrying Bobcat Goldthwait. I don’t know how it happened, but I suspect either Bobcat stole my signature move of drugging the woman or he’s got an amazing personality. Either way, my lawyers tell me I really have to stop telling people that I drug women.
UPDATE: A commenter has pointed out that Mohr-Cox would indeed be the best last name ever.