Nikki Blonksy’s father Carl was allowed to post bail yesterday due to a medical condition. He can’t leave the Turks and Caicos island until his trial for beating the ever living crap out of Elaine Golden the mother of America’s Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden. In case you forgot what grievous sin Elaine committed to deserve a trip to the ICU, she moved Carl’s luggage. Harpie! ET Online reports:
A police constable tells us that Carl, who’s been locked up in a Turks and Caicos islands jail for over a week, was freed after posting $3000 bail awarded to him by the Chief Justice on Monday morning. Regardless, he must remain on the island and his travel documents are in police custody.
He’s due to appear in court on August 19 at 9:00 a.m.
You know what’d be hilarious? As part of Carl’s sentence he’s banned from the airport effectively trapping him on the island. Of course, he could always use Nikki as a flotation device to aid his return to the homeland. Always look for that silver lining, folks. Even if it’s made of Ben & Jerry’s.

































could we please dress nikki up in the laura croft outfit, get some pix of her front kicks and post them here? pretty please?
Those that say they would rather kill themselves than be fat ought to go right ahead and do it.
The world would be better off without you.
Who’s this fat ass?
Wow she is humongous. You can see her and many other fatty profiles on iamsofaticantevenwipemyownass. c o m
Behold!!….The Human Carnival Mirror!!
Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.
Yea, laugh it up LargePants, you’re half a Ringding away from Type 2 Diabetes.
She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity. Bunch of retards.
What a fat ass!!! A hot debate heats up at Richromances.com. Let us check what pinions other celebrities and wealthy guys’ opinions are about this story. Many guys joined this discussion over there
i am seriously hating those shoes…
well…about the fat thing, alot of people in the usa are, but why would you slap a belt around your lard? i mean really why
I feel bad for her feet.
Dr.Feelstein – August 12, 2008 7:16 PM
“She can weight 500 pounds but she is jewish, the chosen people, thousand times better than the worms visiting this website. We control Holywood, and we control who is a celebrity.”
LMAO mysticism, myths and fairy tales. What a hoot!
And what’s up with this “we” stuff? Are you french? You’re fooling no one, renter. You don’t even own property.
PS renter is derogatory for trashy poor people who destroy the places they rent
You control nothing, peeon.
B.U.G.-Big underwear gal
Sure beats a raft made of coconuts.
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Wow,Britney’s really let herself go.
SHE’S JUST TOO BIG! ITS ONE THING TO BE FULL FIGURED BUT THIS IS JUST GROSS!
She is just absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. It is one thing to be curvaceous and to embrace a naturally fuller figured body (one that doesn’t conform to the stick thin extremes), but this is certainly not appropriate. With all health warnings about obesity, heart disease and diabetes I can’t believe that this girl is still so big! I understand that many people have social, financial and health issues preventing them from having a healthy figure but she shouldn’t have that excuse! She made a ton of money from that movie and I think its time she put a more positive image out there than look at me I’m obese and I’m still famous!
“Nary a post proclaiming that this broad is not fat, just “curvy”, or “what real women look like.”
Where are the fat advocates?”
Defending people who aren’t fat like Kim and Britney, moron. It’s pretty obvious this one is a whale.
i wanna dive up into her jellyroll!
Nikki can’t “leave” the COOKIES alone?
…………………..YOU MONSTER!!
In reality, her face isn’t ugly, she has nice teeth and she’s brave enough to be in a movie at her size.
Two years with a personal trainer, gastric bypass surgery and some skin donations later (it would not all snap back: having lost 110 pounds myself, I know) and she would be on Fish’s drool list.
But then again, she has more money than most of the commenters here, so she can do whatever she wants I guess. Healthwise, weight loss is recommended.
Someone break it to her that the belt does not make it look like she has a waistline.
LOL look at the facial expressions of the people behind her.
you can see behind her?
you know, this was actually four photos stuck together much like a lardy jigsaw puzzle. the extra-extra wide WIDEWIDE angle lens could not capture all of her, uh… luxury-automobile sized beauty…
seeing things like this almost makes me miss starving and vomiting 6 times a day..
I would love to hit that.
Should she be accentuating her enormous waste line with a belt? I guess it’s ok to be chubby, but she’s just sick (and unhealthy).
#78
yeah it’s fine to be chubby, but when you cant put your feet together … wtf ….
haha its the 40 hour famine tonight … YAY … i think someone should suggest she picks up charity work …FOR LIFE not just for 40 hours.
:D
xo
Get a stylist or fire the current one! At least she’s not wearing those dumbass pants that don’t cover the calves, though.
She looks unreal here. How does she not have five chins? Otherwise she is remarkably cute, despite looking like TLC could do a whole show on her physical condition.
@60 They are unexcusable. She needs some good athletic shoes to keep her arches from exploding.
i’m thin, she’s a cutie….and most of you are fucking assholes.
@ramalamadingdong—hey racist, he started by beating up a woman. What a coward just like you… Internet thug racists are so stupid.
Good, go to a Black run country acting ignorant. He’s lucky it wasn’t my family, they would got the beat down. Kicking someone’s momma in her cooch – pigs!
PS — I don’t hear nobody giving sympathy to the “victims” had it been the otehr way around, you’d heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.
PS — I don’t hear nobody giving sympathy to the “victims” had it been the otehr way around, you’d heard all this crap about Blacks attacking white. We know who the real thugs are.
i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved…all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him…yeah yeah “you’re not supposed to hit a girl”but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race
i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved…all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him…yeah yeah “you’re not supposed to hit a girl”but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race
i think that the chick from americas next top model got what she deserved…all nikkis dad did was defend himself after she hit him…yeah yeah “you’re not supposed to hit a girl”but im a girl and i think he was right to hit her because she moved their things from some chairs and had the nerve to hit him because she didnt think he would hit her back.well he did and she earned it.
and this is not a matter of race