Nikki Blonsky talks about ‘the incident’ a.k.a. ‘the retarded fight over seats at an airport’

September 16th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray) recently made headlines when her family started a brawl in an airport lounge after their luggage was moved by the family of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. The incident landed Bianca’s mother in the hospital and Nikki’s father in jail. Bianca and Nikki are also facing assault charges and are due in court next month. But brave Nikki’s not letting a little thing like her father doing time for braining a woman with his fists rain on her parade. Entertainment Tonight reports:

“You never expect things like this in your life, but you take life one day at a time, and you deal with situations,” Nikki tells Thea in her first interview since the incident. “The fact that [my friends and family] were there for me, and stood up for me, and the fact that they told the truth, that’s what meant a lot. They said who I was; I didn’t have to say anything.”

Nikki also expressed her undying love of her Hairspray co-star Zac Efron who she says has been a pillar of support:

“I love him with every inch of my body and soul. He’s stayed in touch and he has been so supportive through everything that I’ve gone through in my life; he is one of the best, best influences and people that I can ask to have in my life.”

My sources tell me Zac Efron’s “support” involved simply sending Nikki a Hallmark card which she then duct-taped to her chest and refuses to remove. There’s been an offer of baby back ribs but still no dice. Wait, they’ve just upped the offer to include cornbread. She’s climbing down from the building, folks. And, shit, she sees the tanks. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!


  1. Stiles

    Forget Zack Efron…those heels she’s wearing are pillars of support. I believe she’s exceeding the maximum allowable weight limit of ‘em shoes.

  2. Racer X

    If her tits were fighting, I’d (ahem) come between them…

  3. Mike Hawk

    She truly is a talented actress, as you can see, her impersonation of a solar eclipse is nearly flawless.

  4. Some people already grabbed my “Isn’t black a slimming color?” angle.

  5. Good lord. Isn’t her 15 minutes of “fame” up yet? I blame YOU.

  6. CaptainMorgan

    Thank GOD there weren’t any bikini shots!

  7. hEY yoU fAT aSs

    Hey ustedes se burlan de esta chica pero ustedes los YANQUIS SON UNOS GORDOS CERDOS EL PAIS CON MAS OBECIDA GORDOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FATTTTTTTTTT ASS por favor!!!!!

  8. HankTheDwarf

    Someone strap this fat cunt to a treadmill. She’s a physical embarrassment to the human race.

  9. joey joejoe

    whoa, no amount of black is going to make that thing slim.
    A blind person in the dark can see that hippo..

  10. Tazina

    Black only slims you by 6% Nikki.

  11. Ruthless

    I would have wild sweaty sex with this fat woman.

  12. HankTheDwarf

    I also love the fat chick move of putting your hand on your hips and putting one leg in front of the other. That only works when you’re trying to hide 15 lbs of fat, not 1500.

    WHO DO YOU THINK YOURE TRYING TO FOOL?

  13. ;p

    LMAO she is so obsessed with Zac. It’s always something about him every time she opens her mouth. He already has a girlfriend sweets and he is most likely freaked out by your overexaggeration of your friendship.

  14. nina

    fat! fat! fat! why is she on the red carpet?

  15. HorribleJudgment

    Talk about putting lipstick on a pig…Didn’t somebody bite someone else’s foot in this fight? Claaassy! White trashy even! The lipstick on a pig thing was topical humor, by the way, and I had to do it.

  16. Guest

    The Efron comments remind me of the horridly awkward full-body-cringe-worthy lip lock on Much Music (Canada’s version of MTV).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhgP0FHn1E.

  17. Guest

    The Efron comments remind me of the horridly awkward full-body-cringe-worthy lip lock on Much Music (Canada’s version of MTV).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhgP0FHn1E.

  18. hEY yoU fAT aSs it’s spelled obecidaD, I checked. You know, third world cities are not exactly health heavens.

    rough daddy, “according to you those are facts” you also said “no one wants to see your ramblings more than once ” and implied that swamps caused Jimbo’s extra junk, that is not a fact, that according to you, is, I actually love Jimbo’s ramblings AND FRIST’ ass; her fecal matter is delicious, pay attention would you.

  19. Pete

    Damn ! Somebody get a Japanese whaler …

  20. dmatt

    wasnt she on dances with the stars? Isnt dancing a good way to stay in shape? Since she shot hairspray she has put on 70 lbs. on that little frame.

    she got to be Zac’s fag hag.

  21. Is this on robertson boulevard?
    anyway: THIS GIRL’S GOT “FLESH ON THE BONES”!!
    …..awesome!!

  22. Ouch

    I’m not saying this to be really mean (I’m no stick figure myself) but she should have enough money for a personal trainer.
    Also, she looks like Danny DeVito with boobs and a wig.

  23. Jason

    All you tards can do is talk about how fat she is when you KNOW half of you idiots are beached couch whales that haven’t had a date in years and live with your mommies. And the role she plays requires a person of that size, do your research before you spew crap out your loser mouths.

  24. Rob

    fat people are gross. I bet her cooch smells like a gym sock!

  25. Barack Hussein Obama

    What are the odds of two A-listers like Bianca and Nikki being in the same airport at the same time? Wow.

  26. Rob

    Jason,
    What research do we need to do? You like dudes so that’s why you think she’s hot. Don’t be ashamed, fly out of that closet.

    she’s gross.

  27. Steve

    Steve I bet you live with your fat mom.

  28. EuroNeckPain

    Wow ! A living Botero character !!!

  29. Mohamed El-Garrotte

    This girl may be fat, ugly and arrogant like and elephant, but she is jewish, so the oscar may be ready the next year, yeah because of the ‘talent’

  30. Jason “And the role she plays” that means she’s stuck in Hairspray right? “half of you idiots are beached couch whales that haven’t had a date in years and live with your mommies.” so we agree fat people are pathetic, good. “do your research before you spew crap out your loser mouths.” Did anyone else notice third world comes after the states in fats?

  31. ReallyBored

    Oh great,more fat-hating…..is there REALLY no in-between?? I just hopped off the Amy Winehouse posts,sick of hearing about her being a skeletal crack whore…we know. And now here we have Nikki Blonsky,who is fat. Ok! We know that!! That wasn’t the point of the original post,though! She kicked some ass @ the airport,and got in trouble for it. That’s the news. Her being fat is old shit! We can see it (literally) a mile away!! But, oh well. I give up. *gets off soapbox to join the masses* She really is fat. No getting around it (or her)

  32. omG.. poor shoes..

  33. Annaleigh

    U GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING BITCHES!! LEAVE HER ALONE! JUST BECAUSE SHES BIG DONT MEAN ANYTHING! I FUCKING HATE SOCIETY NOWADAYS! NOT EVERYBODY IS SKIN AND BONES!! AND THE REASON SHE DONT GOT A PERSONAL TRAINER IS BECAUSE SHES PROUD TO BE A BIG GIRL! DAM! AND HER ROLE IN HAIRSPRAY IS FOR A SHORT BIG GIRL! GET UR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT IDIOTS! AS FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U GET A FUCKING LIFE AND EAT SOME GOD DAM FOOD!

  34. leftjustified

    Annaleigh = fat

  35. The King

    I’d be willing to bet my life that Annaleigh is fat.
    It’s unhealthy so quit your whining.

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