Nikki Blonsky shares her side of airport brawl

October 9th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Nikki Blonksy is opening up about her side of the airport brawl that landed her father in jail and the mother of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in the ICU. And, of course, Nikki’s story is conveniently free of vagina-kicking but loaded with racial innuendos. People reports:

Things took a nasty turn, she says, when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. “That’s when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ‘F— you, you white b—-.’ And she closed her fist and punched me,” says Blonsky.
Golden – whose mother, Elaine, had to be airlifted to a hospital for her injuries – gave a very different account, telling Tyra Banks that Nikki kicked her mother in the groin and that Carl punched her mom in the face.
“Absolute lies,” says Nikki.

Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin’.

Photo: WENN

  1. Tapeworm

    Do small planets orbit around this thing?

  2. Slut

    Three words: Jabba the Hut

  3. TharSheBlows

    “Blue whale ahoy ! “

  4. Most’ve been a freaks and oddities show in that airport….

  5. Parker

    shared her side of the brawl, did she? I can tell she hasn’t missed any meals since she was born. What she ought to share is the side of beef she eats. For lunch. Then skip a few dinners. Still, even if she did it’d be a long time before she knew what the word hungry means. Might as well fight in airports. Nothing funnier than a fat chick moving fast enough to make her blubber bounce.

  6. Mind your business about my typo….

  7. Deacon Jones

    @17

    You hit the nail on the head..

  8. Racer X

    I’d hit it.

  9. I just stopped by to catch up and scrolled down and–

    GOOD GOD, MY EYES!

  10. James

    I’d hit it.

  11. Jamie's Uterus

    You know the black chick attacked the fat chick, its obvious! That black chick is known for violent outbursts. She thinks she’s all that, but Tubby put her in her place. Way to go Tubby!

  12. Jonny D

    Please make an update on the site. I am getting sick to my stomach every time I have to see this fat bitch as the first story.

  13. Dr. Tomah Tuyokota

    She is fat and ugly all right. But she is jewish. Hollywood, be ready to handle the oscar to this ugly thing.
    category: Best martial arts scene. This fat thing pig kicking the groin of people in the airport.

  14. werd

    She’d obviously do the same thing if she were skinny. Who the fuck cares how fat she is. God.

  15. Kahlee

    #5 I get pissed off when people say normal girls are fat, yeah. But this girl actually is obese.

  16. woodhorse

    @22 if that’s true, how did they get rich? Who would patronize the fat in order to make them money? Did they make their money first and then get fat? And the large shiny blue bedsheet – is that what upper class fat people wear? Is it called Great Neck because of all the great (read: more chins than than China) necks?

  17. bootlips

    Neegers always point their monkey fingers in people’s faces to intimidate them. Then the monkeys get all bent out of shape when you don’t take their monkey antics. I can’t believe we’ll have a monkey President soon.

  18. Ralph

    Bootlips, number 68, you’re dispicable

  19. Khirschy Squirts

    The fanny pack around her waist is giving a bulge appearance with that blue dress.

  20. anonymous

    did anyone else notice her chest is strangely lopsided?

  21. bilge

    Her colostomy bag is showing.

  22. ( @ Y @ )

    What a FAT stupid bitch!

    #5 that goes for you too!

  23. It has something to do with TITS?

  24. Jeff W.

    How does this big fat pig even have a career?

  25. Jeff W.

    How does this big fat pig even have a career?

  26. Jeff W.

    How does this big fat pig even have a career?

  27. Hugh G. Rection III

    Hmmm. I see either a Jenny Craig commercial gig in this whale’s future, or five paramedics cutting away half her house to get her on the gurney.

  28. AteIsEnough

    @32…duh! That was a rhetorically perverse question dip-shit!!

  29. asdf

    no one gives a shit what a fat fuck has to say

  30. SATAN

    i could drink a gallon of everclear and this girl would still be less attractive to me than the half-eaten piece of chicken parmesian she hides in her bra

    P.S. i don’t even like chicken parmesian

  31. SATAN

    seriously, how can fat people even smile? what emotion could possibly permeate their self-loathing for being that unattractive?

  32. 1) airports are normally crowded, hence *WITNESSES*
    2) d-list celebs, if they were smart, would conspire to keep their names in the media ANY way they can

    So… there it is… ‘giant blueberrys’ & ‘neegers pointing monkey feengers’ aside, this is boring & completely a waste of our time

  33. Nikky Raney

    i love hairspray

  34. “…Aaand it’s Blonsky with a kick to the Vagonsky! Oh my lord!”

    I’m prepared to believe that this was all just a tragic misunderstanding.

    Perhaps the Golden family simply got trapped in the Blonsky familys gravity field and were seriously injured while trying to escape.
    The Golden family is lucky to be alive. Scientists have concluded that not even a jelly donut can escape from the Blonsky gravity field. True story.

    @40 – THAT”S IT! Nikki could star in “Big Fat Liar 2 (Electric Bugaloo)” instead of Paul Giamatti or whoever that was!

    Hey, does anyone remember those Willy Wonka movies…

  35. notfat

    To bad we can’t post full body pics…

    This chick is fat. Not sure why it’s such a shocker when people talk about it.

  36. Shallow Val bitches

    No amount of money or fame gives yout he right to walk around looking like that. As soon as that abortion of a play “Hairspray” ends (hopefully soon) that beluga needs to lose weight and stop scraping in airports. STOP IT ALREADY! FAT IS NOT SEXY OR CUTE……and I got a fat ass too so eff all you babies.

  37. shallow val again

    SHEEEESSSS FAAAAATTTTTT!

    FATFATFFATFATFATFAT

    Is that enought FAT for you. How about some more…..FATFATFAT

    Gorda
    Zaftig
    Gros
    Grande
    Megala

    SHUT IT #5

  38. Che Guevara's bastard daughter

    #73

    Nice boobies!

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