Nikki Blonksy is opening up about her side of the airport brawl that landed her father in jail and the mother of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in the ICU. And, of course, Nikki’s story is conveniently free of vagina-kicking but loaded with racial innuendos. People reports:
Things took a nasty turn, she says, when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. “That’s when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ‘F— you, you white b—-.’ And she closed her fist and punched me,” says Blonsky.
Golden – whose mother, Elaine, had to be airlifted to a hospital for her injuries – gave a very different account, telling Tyra Banks that Nikki kicked her mother in the groin and that Carl punched her mom in the face.
“Absolute lies,” says Nikki.
Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin’.
Vince Lombardi | October 9, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’m surprised she didn’t tag in King Kong Bundy for the big leg drop and the giant splash.
Vince Lombardi | October 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
All I’m saying is, this description is an eye-gouge away from a call from Vince McMahon.
Oh, and first.
Vince Lombardi | October 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
And second and third.
samdog | October 9, 2008 at 1:26 pm
LOL…….what a fat fucking blueberry
Whatev | October 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Does anyone else get sick of all the “fat” talk that goes on around here? For all you people who are going to be talking shit, i’d like to see you post a full body picture of yourself somewhere that we can all see. Yeah. That’s what I thought. Just think… if all the women in the world were supermodel thin and had the most beautiful faces… YOU’D never get laid.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Holy Shit! She looks like Violet from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Remember when she blows up like a blueberry because she was a little bitch and ate the gum after Charlie warned her not to? (The ORIGINAL Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…not the stupid-ass re-make)
samdog | October 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I would post a full body pic but you would get so wet you would slip and hurt your fat ass, the liability is to great.
samdog | October 9, 2008 at 1:32 pm
For the record, the only thing fat on me is my cock.
pooperton | October 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
American redneck at it’s finest. All dressed up to go to the shin-dig in the trailer park cul-de-sac i suppose.
#5 there’s quite a few pounds to go to get to “supermodel” and she does resemble Violet.
Deuce Bigalow | October 9, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Thats a HUGE bitch!
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm
@5…Get the hell out of here then. Who the hell are you? The moral police. Screw off! Even if I WAS fat…that doesn’t make all the fat celebrities any less fat.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 1:47 pm
@7 LMAO! That was great!
rumble grumble gurgle roar | October 9, 2008 at 1:49 pm
pass the flour and let’s start searching for the wet spot.
stfu | October 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm
What a stupid lying fat ass bitch
stfu | October 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm
What a stupid lying fat ass bitch
JimmyBachaFungool | October 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm
You can just tell she smells like b.o., ass and beef jerky.
Tim | October 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm
FINALLY! A picture the female commenters can relate to.
Deva | October 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Her side of what? Extra, extra mashed potatoes with 2 buckets of KFC instead of 3?
Isn’t it fat, I mean strange that the only way this thing can get a glimmer of publicity is to keep rehashing how she beat someone up? What, no sequel to hairspray? Maybe she can reprise her role as the stay puft marshmellow fatass.
But, seriously when are we going to be rid of this thing? Hopefully she’ll realize that Hollywood doesn’t want obese, no talents and stop embarrassing herself.
Maybe she should look at Megan Fox and take a few notes on what she should look like.
But if that doesn’t work out, I hear they always need people like her in fat-porn.
stfu | October 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm
this girl’s such stupid bitch
AteIsEnough | October 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Dear Whatev…I have to say it honey, but she is REALLY fat. There’s not even a politically proper way to say it except maybe that’s she’s just too short for her weight. Being a star in Hair Spray has also obviously given her a “big head” to match that huge ass…which is funny because it’s Hair Spray…come on!! I suppose though, the gay men and trannies that see it just ADORE it!! Maybe you should work on your own apparent self-esteem issue and leave the preaching to Al Sharpton. I too am about 20 pounds over weight, but I fuck like a beast…so I wear it well! You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you just can’t take the trailer out of the girl. Just ask the Spears family!!
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm
@17…Stop trying to start shit. Can’t you see that everyone is getting along nicely here? :)
me | October 9, 2008 at 2:11 pm
dude–she’s not from a trailer, she’s from great neck, long island, which is in one of the wealthiest counties in the entire country. she’s as far from trailer trash as you can get. she went to one of the best school systems in the nation and must have a TON of money. i’m not sure if that makes this (‘this’ meaning her behavior and choice of clothing…yes, she is obese, but if she wore classier/more flattering clothes, it would be much less of an issue) better or worse…but i’m thinking worse.
YAWN | October 9, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Well.
I hope the bitch was jogging at the airport.
Wherever the fuck her destination was.
what a fat fuck sasquatch | October 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
she is so fat, if she was wearing red people would be chanting hey oooo cool aid. look at that fat ugly smile, gross. who is this fat skank
Mr Hobbes | October 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@6 – The Superficial Writer noted the giant blueberry thing. And, the original movie was titled Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, you could just call it that.
AteIsEnough | October 9, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@21…how’d you earn that nickname from your hubby? Just curious.
Willy Wonk-eye | October 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@26…Use your imagination. :)
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Fuck Off Mr. Hobbes. I didn’t see that part, but thanks for being a fucker and pointing it out.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
And I can JUST call it whatever the hell I want. Go to hell. I can’t stand people like you.
AteIsEnough | October 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@22… You may be correct about her true geographical upbringing, I don’t really know. I’d expect such behavior from a family of losers. The behavior is trailer – regardless of her bank account and childhood surroundings.
samdog | October 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
@26 get laid a couple of times that should answer your question
sam | October 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
giant, disgusting fat pig. when did kim kardashian lose 50 pounds?
boredom | October 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
@5 did you miss the part at the top called ABOUT, you know it links to what the website is all about.. here I’ll help you out
“The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.”
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
so stop your bitching you’re on the wrong website. I’d post a full body shot for you but I don’t want you masturbating to my pic at night.
Fernando Narcos | October 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Man,what I wouldn’t give to be able to give her a big ol’ zoober between them big ol’ breasteses.
Also,Nikki Blonsky/Sherri Shepard sammich.I’m just sayin’….
gits | October 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Come on, Fish, this was a no brainer. The last story was “Britney Spears wears her bra like a big girl” so obviously this one should have been “Speaking of big girls…”
the troof | October 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I love BBW
myuncleandbrothercallmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@ # 11,21,28 and 29
WTF?
I didn’t know we elected a moderator for this site.
Get a life and get off your moms computer before she puts you on restriction, geefer.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
@38. Your name says it all asshole. Leave me alone loser.
Val | October 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I think Nikki is a big fat liar. She constantly says her father is a good man. What good man woukd sucker punch a lady. She is full of shit. I am going to make sure she never get an acting gig, again. She is looking for sympathy votes. I believe she was creaming racially slurs and kicked that lady while she was down. People like Nikki think she can get away with things like this. I hope she and her father are prosecuted to the fullest. Her father should get the maxium of five years.
gotmilk? | October 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
5, let me answer that. NO.
i wasn’t even aware that they made dresses that big. and it’s still tight.
fuckin fatty.
Crash | October 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
She must weigh 325 pounds. Damn, there’s a lotta fat rolls and flapjack nasty smell. Lotsa places the sun never shines on. Disgusting
Maybe next time you do a story about that fat flapjack stack, you should substitute her pic with one of a walrus. Or a seal. Or a hippopotamus. Not as disgusting.
mistylee | October 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@38…What a jerk!!!
Mr Hobbes | October 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@29 and 30. I guess you’re right, its your own business if you want to sound like a complete moron. And, I can’t stand people like you, you know, stupid ones.
Get a CLUE | October 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@38,39 and 43
Oh, we see now.
Comment on your own posts, how brilliant.
Need attention much? High maintenance for sure.
You are talking to yourself ass clown.
They make pills for that but you may need to seek additional help for that….
mistylee | October 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
@44 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was quicker to type. So sorry to have offended you. Please don’t let it ruin your day.
havoc | October 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm
That’s a whale of a tale…..
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Mr Hobbes | October 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm
@46 – With all the commenting you’ve done you’re worried about a second of difference between typing ‘Willy Wonka’ and ‘Charlie’? Plus, you even took the time to write a comment explaining that it would have taken longer.
Don’t worry, my day is far from ruined. I just found it amusing that someone would put down the most recent film in an apparent allegiance to the original and they don’t even know the correct title.
rubberband | October 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin’
Actually, I can’t see how that wouldn’t be the first thing you think of. It’s like she wants you to think that.
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 9, 2008 at 3:28 pm
DAAAAAAMN!!! That is one extra large helpin’ o’ bitch!!
Bet she could break my skinny chicken neck with her big, meaty thighs.
Alright, then…bring her on. I need something to take my mind off of my terrorist associates.