Nikki Blonsky shares her side of airport brawl

October 9th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Nikki Blonksy is opening up about her side of the airport brawl that landed her father in jail and the mother of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in the ICU. And, of course, Nikki’s story is conveniently free of vagina-kicking but loaded with racial innuendos. People reports:

Things took a nasty turn, she says, when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. “That’s when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ‘F— you, you white b—-.’ And she closed her fist and punched me,” says Blonsky.
Golden – whose mother, Elaine, had to be airlifted to a hospital for her injuries – gave a very different account, telling Tyra Banks that Nikki kicked her mother in the groin and that Carl punched her mom in the face.
“Absolute lies,” says Nikki.

Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin’.

Photo: WENN

  1. Vince Lombardi

    I’m surprised she didn’t tag in King Kong Bundy for the big leg drop and the giant splash.

  2. Vince Lombardi

    All I’m saying is, this description is an eye-gouge away from a call from Vince McMahon.

    Oh, and first.

  3. Vince Lombardi

    And second and third.

  4. samdog

    LOL…….what a fat fucking blueberry

  5. Whatev

    Does anyone else get sick of all the “fat” talk that goes on around here? For all you people who are going to be talking shit, i’d like to see you post a full body picture of yourself somewhere that we can all see. Yeah. That’s what I thought. Just think… if all the women in the world were supermodel thin and had the most beautiful faces… YOU’D never get laid.

  6. Holy Shit! She looks like Violet from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Remember when she blows up like a blueberry because she was a little bitch and ate the gum after Charlie warned her not to? (The ORIGINAL Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…not the stupid-ass re-make)

  7. samdog

    I would post a full body pic but you would get so wet you would slip and hurt your fat ass, the liability is to great.

  8. samdog

    For the record, the only thing fat on me is my cock.

  9. pooperton

    American redneck at it’s finest. All dressed up to go to the shin-dig in the trailer park cul-de-sac i suppose.

    #5 there’s quite a few pounds to go to get to “supermodel” and she does resemble Violet.

  10. Deuce Bigalow

    Thats a HUGE bitch!

  11. @5…Get the hell out of here then. Who the hell are you? The moral police. Screw off! Even if I WAS fat…that doesn’t make all the fat celebrities any less fat.

  12. @7 LMAO! That was great!

  13. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    pass the flour and let’s start searching for the wet spot.

  14. stfu

    What a stupid lying fat ass bitch

  15. stfu

    What a stupid lying fat ass bitch

  16. JimmyBachaFungool

    You can just tell she smells like b.o., ass and beef jerky.

  17. Tim

    FINALLY! A picture the female commenters can relate to.

  18. Deva

    Her side of what? Extra, extra mashed potatoes with 2 buckets of KFC instead of 3?
    Isn’t it fat, I mean strange that the only way this thing can get a glimmer of publicity is to keep rehashing how she beat someone up? What, no sequel to hairspray? Maybe she can reprise her role as the stay puft marshmellow fatass.
    But, seriously when are we going to be rid of this thing? Hopefully she’ll realize that Hollywood doesn’t want obese, no talents and stop embarrassing herself.
    Maybe she should look at Megan Fox and take a few notes on what she should look like.
    But if that doesn’t work out, I hear they always need people like her in fat-porn.

  19. stfu

    this girl’s such stupid bitch

  20. AteIsEnough

    Dear Whatev…I have to say it honey, but she is REALLY fat. There’s not even a politically proper way to say it except maybe that’s she’s just too short for her weight. Being a star in Hair Spray has also obviously given her a “big head” to match that huge ass…which is funny because it’s Hair Spray…come on!! I suppose though, the gay men and trannies that see it just ADORE it!! Maybe you should work on your own apparent self-esteem issue and leave the preaching to Al Sharpton. I too am about 20 pounds over weight, but I fuck like a beast…so I wear it well! You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you just can’t take the trailer out of the girl. Just ask the Spears family!!

  21. @17…Stop trying to start shit. Can’t you see that everyone is getting along nicely here? :)

  22. me

    dude–she’s not from a trailer, she’s from great neck, long island, which is in one of the wealthiest counties in the entire country. she’s as far from trailer trash as you can get. she went to one of the best school systems in the nation and must have a TON of money. i’m not sure if that makes this (‘this’ meaning her behavior and choice of clothing…yes, she is obese, but if she wore classier/more flattering clothes, it would be much less of an issue) better or worse…but i’m thinking worse.

  23. YAWN


    I hope the bitch was jogging at the airport.

    Wherever the fuck her destination was.

  24. what a fat fuck sasquatch

    she is so fat, if she was wearing red people would be chanting hey oooo cool aid. look at that fat ugly smile, gross. who is this fat skank

  25. Mr Hobbes

    @6 – The Superficial Writer noted the giant blueberry thing. And, the original movie was titled Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, you could just call it that.

  26. AteIsEnough

    @21…how’d you earn that nickname from your hubby? Just curious.

  27. Willy Wonk-eye

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats.
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    I don’t like the look of it
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
    Given good manners you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

  28. @26…Use your imagination. :)

  29. Fuck Off Mr. Hobbes. I didn’t see that part, but thanks for being a fucker and pointing it out.

  30. And I can JUST call it whatever the hell I want. Go to hell. I can’t stand people like you.

  31. AteIsEnough

    @22… You may be correct about her true geographical upbringing, I don’t really know. I’d expect such behavior from a family of losers. The behavior is trailer – regardless of her bank account and childhood surroundings.

  32. samdog

    @26 get laid a couple of times that should answer your question

  33. sam

    giant, disgusting fat pig. when did kim kardashian lose 50 pounds?

  34. boredom

    @5 did you miss the part at the top called ABOUT, you know it links to what the website is all about.. here I’ll help you out

    “The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.

    Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.”

    Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
    Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
    Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
    Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible

    so stop your bitching you’re on the wrong website. I’d post a full body shot for you but I don’t want you masturbating to my pic at night.

  35. Fernando Narcos

    Man,what I wouldn’t give to be able to give her a big ol’ zoober between them big ol’ breasteses.

    Also,Nikki Blonsky/Sherri Shepard sammich.I’m just sayin’….

  36. gits

    Come on, Fish, this was a no brainer. The last story was “Britney Spears wears her bra like a big girl” so obviously this one should have been “Speaking of big girls…”

  37. the troof

    I love BBW

  38. @ # 11,21,28 and 29

    I didn’t know we elected a moderator for this site.
    Get a life and get off your moms computer before she puts you on restriction, geefer.

  39. @38. Your name says it all asshole. Leave me alone loser.

  40. Val

    I think Nikki is a big fat liar. She constantly says her father is a good man. What good man woukd sucker punch a lady. She is full of shit. I am going to make sure she never get an acting gig, again. She is looking for sympathy votes. I believe she was creaming racially slurs and kicked that lady while she was down. People like Nikki think she can get away with things like this. I hope she and her father are prosecuted to the fullest. Her father should get the maxium of five years.

  41. gotmilk?

    5, let me answer that. NO.

    i wasn’t even aware that they made dresses that big. and it’s still tight.

    fuckin fatty.

  42. Crash

    She must weigh 325 pounds. Damn, there’s a lotta fat rolls and flapjack nasty smell. Lotsa places the sun never shines on. Disgusting

    Maybe next time you do a story about that fat flapjack stack, you should substitute her pic with one of a walrus. Or a seal. Or a hippopotamus. Not as disgusting.

  43. @38…What a jerk!!!

  44. Mr Hobbes

    @29 and 30. I guess you’re right, its your own business if you want to sound like a complete moron. And, I can’t stand people like you, you know, stupid ones.

  45. @38,39 and 43

    Oh, we see now.
    Comment on your own posts, how brilliant.
    Need attention much? High maintenance for sure.
    You are talking to yourself ass clown.
    They make pills for that but you may need to seek additional help for that….

  46. @44 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was quicker to type. So sorry to have offended you. Please don’t let it ruin your day.

  47. havoc

    That’s a whale of a tale…..


  48. Mr Hobbes

    @46 – With all the commenting you’ve done you’re worried about a second of difference between typing ‘Willy Wonka’ and ‘Charlie’? Plus, you even took the time to write a comment explaining that it would have taken longer.

    Don’t worry, my day is far from ruined. I just found it amusing that someone would put down the most recent film in an apparent allegiance to the original and they don’t even know the correct title.

  49. rubberband

    Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin’

    Actually, I can’t see how that wouldn’t be the first thing you think of. It’s like she wants you to think that.

  50. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    DAAAAAAMN!!! That is one extra large helpin’ o’ bitch!!

    Bet she could break my skinny chicken neck with her big, meaty thighs.

    Alright, then…bring her on. I need something to take my mind off of my terrorist associates.

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