Nikki Blonsky kicked Bianca Golden’s mother in the vagina? JESUS!

October 2nd, 2008 // 60 Comments

Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden has revealed her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy’s (above). While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident that allegedly started when Nikki became “very rude” to her aunt. People reports:

An argument erupted between Blonsky’s and Golden’s families, then Blonsky’s father Carl “punched my mom.”
“He knocked her out,” says Golden. “He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki “takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely,” says Golden.
“When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring,” says she. “Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that.
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.

Nikki Blonsky’s mom obviously acted as the ass of reason by employing her family’s natural talent for slapstick to defuse the situation. Because how do you not laugh at one fat person sitting on top of another? Unless, of course, you were just kicked in the hoo-ha and rendered unconscious. Then, maybe, I could see if you didn’t fully appreciate the comedy of the situation. I guess.

Photo: WENN

  1. max carnage

    Time for fatty to start eating less zingers, twinkies & cheetos, jog, run & walk a few miles then workout at a gym. Three times a day. If she thinks she’s attractive she’s got another thing coming.

    If she ever expects to lose her virginity, to a man, she has some lifestyle changes to make.

    PS – Whale belly; takes her 25 seconds to come to a complete stop after the feet, more like horse feet, stop. Those layers and flapjacks of fat just keep on bouncing and jiggling around. Like a jello sculpture.

  2. LiLo for V-Prez 2008!

    I read that she could get two years for this. It’ll be solitary confinement cuz no one else would fit in the cell with her.

    picture caption: “I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!”

    @28 Might it be a shower curtain? If you put your hand under her chin on this picture she’s really cute, though.

  3. LiLo for V-Prez 2008

    I read that she could get two years for this. It’ll be solitary confinement cuz no one else would fit in the cell with her.

    picture caption: “I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!”

    @28 Might it be a shower curtain? If you put your hand under her chin on this picture she’s really cute, though.

  4. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

    (applause)

    Furthermore…

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (Amen!)

  5. mimi

    That is one of the the nastiest, disgustingly fat pig of a woman I’ve seen in my life.

    When did Amy Winehouse gain all that lard fat weight?

  6. j

    Does fat want a fuckin sandwhich

  7. j

    Does fat ass want a fuckin sandwhich

  8. SO COOL, BEEN DOING IT TO GUYS FOR SO LONG.. ITS ABOUT TIME THEY START SHOWING MORE WOMEN ON TV AND IN MOVIES GETTING KIKED IN THE CUNT AND KICKED IN THE OVARIES.. GOTTA LOVE IT

  9. Jillian

    Dont compare her to kim kardashin. She’s a fat moo mooo cow with no class. Although kim might have a fat ass she looks a tad bit better than thats walking obese cow. Out of her mind if she kicked my mom in the vagina the bitch would of been kicked right back there too. Then i wouldve gotten up and stomped her fat azz in the face lmao

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