Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she’s pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don’t worry, they’re already back in rehab. TMZ reports:
Williams released a statement saying … “I did drink the night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.”
Williams says both she and Weston are back in rehab together — adding, “We are not pressing charges against each other and we are working through our issues. We love each other very much.”
As for the altercation, Nikki explains, “Weston and I did get physical with one another and he did not hit me in the face.”
Williams concludes, “We may be passionate, but we are not crazy.”
You know when you don’t get to say you aren’t crazy? When both you and your husband are already in a 24/7 counseling facility after just three months of marriage because you stabbed him with a fucking wine bottle as he sloppily tried to land a Shaolin crane punch – But not in the face! – on you because he’s an epic warrior of might and magic who only looks like he folds like a deck of cards at the slightest attack. That’s almost the exact definition of crazy if Webster would’ve listened to me instead of being a fancy little pussy. “Full of cracks or flaws.” Ooh, break out the non-boxed-wine and cheese, the King of England’s spoken.
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Finding out your pregnant by Weston Cage is plenty good reason to kick his ass…and then some.
AND slam back a few.
classy
She’s probably a decent fuck (I’d be too busy knocking those tits around to care about her face), but I’d kick my own ass if I got that thing pregnant.
Oh yes, I guarantee she’s a blood-curdling-scream-when-she-orgasms kind of fuck.
But she’s the same type of bitch that goes fucking mental after having a kid (all her type need is that little extra push) and tries flushing it down the toilet.
Or chloroform the kid and duct tape its nose and mouth.
Too soon?
“Oh yes, I guarantee she’s a blood-curdling-scream-when-she-orgasms kind of fuck.” I have had this… and she was really, really crazy.
Cheers
Good luck young nutters.
That tuxedo is so fucking metal.
He did not hit me in the face, he was aiming for the baby, while I was drinking heavily.
What a role model they are for their child.
Fetal alcohol syndrome anyone.
Remember guys; there’s a real person attached to any set of awesome hooters.
And sometimes that real person is a fucking nutcase.
Well said Cock Dr.
Thanks…just trying to prevent a few train wrecks.
Getting your “highly trained” ass kicked by your wife is bad enough, but by your drunk, pregnant wife? Ouch! Next week’s headline: “Three-legged blind kitten kicks Weston Page’s ass in feud over ball of string.”
Really though, its nice to see that Randy and Evi Quaid have young successors.
meh.
He looks like the love child of Billy Ray Cyrus and James Brolin. Not to mention being a total dumbass.
and spiritual leader of all douchbags
Are these pictures pre-pregnancy? We have to know!
In some pics she reminds me of Allison Hannigan. Tho she’d look a little *more* like her if someone creamed on her face lol (anyone else see that wicked ass cool tape?)
This one time…at band camp…I got drunk and knocked my husband’s teeth out.
They appear to be a striking couple.
(*groannn*) took me a couple hours for that to register.. :P TFIF
Why is this bloke such a fucking bell-end?
Actually, he looks like General Zod, here.
That tuxedo is so fucking metal.
The Aristocrats!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dethklok-fansong.gif
weston cage…………………..THE CURSE FOR ENTIRE CALIFORNIA, folks!!
Not surprised at all.
we are seeing history repeat itself . as this will be the next Casey Anderson in a few years.
good
as is all of him
Fish,I am pretty sure that definition #2 for crazy in “Funk and Wagnall’s” is: Married to a Nicholas Cage offspring.
Oh, don’t worry about drinking booze when you’re pregnant! Nicolas Cage’s wife did it, and look how that turned… out… oh.
Wow. Drinking while pregnant. I’m not surprised at all.
I swore up and down that the chick was Debra Messing . “Why the hell is Debra Messing running around with the guy from the Mummy?”
the rumors are true!! rasputin lives!!!!
A marriage to Weston Cage? A one-way ticket to fetal alcohol syndrome
haha what planet is that guy from. nice head of hair though, will give him that.
just another Hollywood sissy with the scary goth hair & beard.
nothing says tough guy like a good dye job.
FYI this airhead is only 20! lol
2 years younger than that bitch wife of his
another famous for doing fuck all douchbag.
fuck the wine bottle you whore, no pun intended, shoot him in the face with a fucking shotgun
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