Weston Cage’s Wife is Pregnant, Admits Drinking Night She Kicked His Ass

July 8th, 2011 // 45 Comments

Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she’s pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don’t worry, they’re already back in rehab. TMZ reports:

Williams released a statement saying … “I did drink the night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.”
Williams says both she and Weston are back in rehab together — adding, “We are not pressing charges against each other and we are working through our issues. We love each other very much.”
As for the altercation, Nikki explains, “Weston and I did get physical with one another and he did not hit me in the face.”
Williams concludes, “We may be passionate, but we are not crazy.”

You know when you don’t get to say you aren’t crazy? When both you and your husband are already in a 24/7 counseling facility after just three months of marriage because you stabbed him with a fucking wine bottle as he sloppily tried to land a Shaolin crane punch – But not in the face! – on you because he’s an epic warrior of might and magic who only looks like he folds like a deck of cards at the slightest attack. That’s almost the exact definition of crazy if Webster would’ve listened to me instead of being a fancy little pussy. “Full of cracks or flaws.” Ooh, break out the non-boxed-wine and cheese, the King of England’s spoken.

Photo: Splash News


  1. cc

    Finding out your pregnant by Weston Cage is plenty good reason to kick his ass…and then some.

  2. electricgrl


  3. Derp

    She’s probably a decent fuck (I’d be too busy knocking those tits around to care about her face), but I’d kick my own ass if I got that thing pregnant.

    • Deacon Jones

      Oh yes, I guarantee she’s a blood-curdling-scream-when-she-orgasms kind of fuck.

      But she’s the same type of bitch that goes fucking mental after having a kid (all her type need is that little extra push) and tries flushing it down the toilet.

  4. Cock Dr

    Good luck young nutters.

  5. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Onyx Blackman
    Commented on this photo:

    That tuxedo is so fucking metal.

  6. Butthole Flavored

    He did not hit me in the face, he was aiming for the baby, while I was drinking heavily.

  7. Facebook Me

    What a role model they are for their child.

    Fetal alcohol syndrome anyone.

  8. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember guys; there’s a real person attached to any set of awesome hooters.
    And sometimes that real person is a fucking nutcase.

  9. Frank Burns

    Getting your “highly trained” ass kicked by your wife is bad enough, but by your drunk, pregnant wife? Ouch! Next week’s headline: “Three-legged blind kitten kicks Weston Page’s ass in feud over ball of string.”

    Really though, its nice to see that Randy and Evi Quaid have young successors.

  10. Frank Burns


  11. Billy Ray Brolin

    He looks like the love child of Billy Ray Cyrus and James Brolin. Not to mention being a total dumbass.

  12. hmna

    Are these pictures pre-pregnancy? We have to know!

  13. In some pics she reminds me of Allison Hannigan. Tho she’d look a little *more* like her if someone creamed on her face lol (anyone else see that wicked ass cool tape?)

  14. glassman

    They appear to be a striking couple.

  15. chev70

    Why is this bloke such a fucking bell-end?

  16. chev70

    Actually, he looks like General Zod, here.

  17. Onyx Blackman

    That tuxedo is so fucking metal.

  18. the captain

    weston cage…………………..THE CURSE FOR ENTIRE CALIFORNIA, folks!!

  19. Dan

    Not surprised at all.

  20. we are seeing history repeat itself . as this will be the next Casey Anderson in a few years.

  21. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    as is all of him

  22. The Critical Crassness

    Fish,I am pretty sure that definition #2 for crazy in “Funk and Wagnall’s” is: Married to a Nicholas Cage offspring.

  23. Brooke

    Oh, don’t worry about drinking booze when you’re pregnant! Nicolas Cage’s wife did it, and look how that turned… out… oh.

  24. LoveCrazyBeautifulLife

    Wow. Drinking while pregnant. I’m not surprised at all.

  25. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    I swore up and down that the chick was Debra Messing . “Why the hell is Debra Messing running around with the guy from the Mummy?”

  26. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    the rumors are true!! rasputin lives!!!!

  27. Nikki Williams Weston Cage Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    A marriage to Weston Cage? A one-way ticket to fetal alcohol syndrome

  28. haha what planet is that guy from. nice head of hair though, will give him that.

  29. stevebeagle

    just another Hollywood sissy with the scary goth hair & beard.

    nothing says tough guy like a good dye job.

  30. AT

    FYI this airhead is only 20! lol
    2 years younger than that bitch wife of his

  31. obz

    another famous for doing fuck all douchbag.

    fuck the wine bottle you whore, no pun intended, shoot him in the face with a fucking shotgun

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