Good Morning, Nikki Nixx Topless, And Other News

Casper Smart is the nanny. Solved it. [Lainey Gossip]

Amber Portwood has shit figured out more than Farrah Abraham. [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Lawrence will never have sex with Bradley Cooper. [Dlisted]

Porn Stars Can Be Classy, Too [theCHIVE]

The original Joe Millionaire looks like this now. [The Frisky]

Kelly Brook needs a better show. [WWTDD]

Starbucks to racism: ‘Fuck it, you win.’ [Death and Taxes]

What’s up, Julia Pereira in a bikini? [Hollywood Tuna]

A Kardashian with a realistic ass? Inconceivable! [Popoholic]

Meanwhile, Elizabeth Hurley’s is the uncanny valley. [DrunkenStepfather]

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