Nicollette Sheridan’s ex-fiance, Niklas Soderblom, has put their engagement ring up for sale on eBay with a starting bid of $20,000. He tells People magazine:
“Why do I want to keep it? I don’t need that thing. It’s a nice way to finish off something nasty with something nasty. If somebody buys this and it makes them happy, it would be perfect.”
I could understand being spiteful if she was marrying somebody like George Clooney, but she’s marrying Michael Bolton. You don’t need to try and make her feel bad because the Universe already has you covered. Michael Bolton, man. You can’t top that. It’s not possible.
ablet | April 12, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Fuck her for stealing my man.
Grphdesi23 | April 12, 2006 at 5:41 pm
He may sell the ring, but he still wants her
cooch back.
Derek Hail | April 12, 2006 at 5:44 pm
She has some nerve for selling a ring like that. It is pretty comical nonetheless. I laughed.
dirtypiratehooker | April 12, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Michael Bolton…HA! What a no talent ass clown.
mamacita | April 12, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Oh, but it IS possible. She could be marrying Carrot Top. His hair is waaaaaay worse, he’s on ‘roids so I’m sure he has a tiny dingaling (and beats his women), and he scares me with his eyeliner.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Wait, he’s selling Nicolette’s COCK RING?
shell | April 12, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Maybe Oprah will buy the ring. After all she is rich.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Wait. He’s selling Nicollette’s COCK RING? Why didn’t he just sell it to Tom Cruise?
Italian Stallion | April 12, 2006 at 5:56 pm
When i’m done giving a girl the ATM I don’t like to kiss them, so I guess I’m the opposite of this guy because I don’t like to finish off something nasty with something nasty…..
In case your wondering
Ass
To
Mouth
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 5:57 pm
They both look like they smell something fishy… just sayin’.
Akapee | April 12, 2006 at 5:57 pm
I hear that Nicollette’s cooch feels like sandpaper. Is that why he is so pissed?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 5:57 pm
#9 – you just answered my question. Thanks.
Rustler | April 12, 2006 at 6:12 pm
for a minute there I read
Ass
Tom
out
http://www.first_idhitit_tomcruisedick.com
krisdylee | April 12, 2006 at 6:24 pm
I do believe Nicolette resembles Satan
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 6:31 pm
@14 – I agree. They should have mated first. They’re both scary satanic. Of course, that would have required Nicollette to have a vagina, and we all know she’s got a cock that makes Tom Cruise HOT.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I heard that her vagina has more of a “ground glass in a cold, hollowed-out ham” sensation. That’s just what I heard… ahem.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Osh, you mean “Mangina”, right?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Also can be referred to as the “She-nis”.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Hehe. That’s a new one to me. Is that how Michael Jackson’s doctors refer to his genetalia?
Italian Stallion | April 12, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Let me get this straight, Michael Bolton is marrying his Girl look alike. I wonder when they have a kid, if they’ll name it Pinnochio…..
Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance, because I think your hilarious and would hate to dissappoint you…..LOL
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Yep. That Mamacita is one fierce disciplinarian. I heard if you make more than three errors in a sentence, she’ll sit and bounce on you until you’ve learned your lesson the hard way…
Sory, mamma i din’t meen it!
mamacita | April 12, 2006 at 7:21 pm
@20
“Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance”
So, after the spelt/spelled debacle of yesterday, I did learn that apparently, spelt is a correct usage, it’s just not very commonly used in American English. However, you did spell Pinocchio wronng and for that, you should be shot. Not with a gun, but with Trotter’s man juice. Punishments all around, people!!!
mamacita | April 12, 2006 at 7:27 pm
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ahem, ahem, ahem. I meant it to say “wrong”, not “wronng”. Maybe I could pass that off as just meaning extra wrong, like dirrrty means extra dirty.
Equalparts | April 12, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Her eyebrows look like they’re doing cartwheels on her forehead.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Hey! Don’t get generous with my juice, Mama! I’m saving it in a big jar for someone really special.
Italian Stallion | April 12, 2006 at 7:47 pm
#21 and #22 classic, I knew something good would come out of that!! And I’m not talking about Trotter’s manjuice or beetlejuice, trust me….
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | April 12, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Transvestite unite…
Star Maker Machinery | April 12, 2006 at 7:58 pm
I bet Dickollette Sheridan’s got a clit that would make Chyna jealous. Honey, just lop that shit off already.
Trotter | April 12, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Dickollette. Precious. As I said earlier, it isn’t her engagement ring he’s selling, its her COCK RING.
hilary | April 12, 2006 at 9:26 pm
anyone know the url to this ring? i want to see it
RougeRed | April 12, 2006 at 9:42 pm
I was wondering the url myself, but search e-bay for “ring, nicolette sheridan”, and this pops right up:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NICOLETTE-SHERIDAN-TIFFANY-DIAMOND-ENGAGEMENT-RING_W0QQitemZ8924990899QQcategoryZ110495QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Any takers? Eh,eh?
Iwannabeacelebrity | April 12, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Isn’t that ring the same P.O.S. that Tom gave Dopey..I mean, Katie??
SoNotTrue | April 13, 2006 at 12:26 am
This is great. The only thing that’d make it better is if Bolton bought the ring. Wouldn’t that be the bees knees?
SomeoneSaid | April 13, 2006 at 1:22 am
He paid $20,000. for her engagement ring??? Cheap-ass. I have a $20,000 engagement ring and my fiance doesn’t make even close to celebrity money.
No wonder she left!
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | April 13, 2006 at 3:52 am
Thats the EXACT same ring the Chad Michael Murray gave his knocked up 17 yr old future ex wife (I say future as in the next 4 months)
I knew he didn’t make enough on “One tree hill”
Drunk Blogger | April 13, 2006 at 3:53 am
WTF? Not Nicollete Sheridan! How could that happen to her???? Wait a minute…who the f*ck is Nicollete Sheridan?
mamacita | April 13, 2006 at 10:06 am
@34
I hope you’re joking. If not I hate you. Not in a joking way…………I seriously hate you.
biatcho | April 13, 2006 at 10:55 am
Seriously #24 – who cares what kind of ring you have! We’re all really jealous, yet proud, of your hard work making him ask you to marry him after 7 years of dating, 25 break ups, 10 one-night-stands & pointing out to him the exact ring you want.
Nicollette Sheridan is a fucking man and proves once & for all that Bolton takes it in the ass.
biatcho | April 13, 2006 at 10:55 am
oopps, I meant #34 (sorry EqualParts).
I’m a bit retarded.
Spindoc | April 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
The ring’s diamond’s color was “E” that is bascially the color of swam gas under a micro-scope. No wonder a HUGE ass ring like that only cost the guy $20,000.
Shelley Bonnechance | April 13, 2006 at 12:06 pm
The best the Soderblum dude could do was one measly carat? No wonder Nick’s marrying Michael Bolton. I thought Hollywood was the home of 4-carat-plus diamonds, great big huge chunks o’ bling decorating skinny little knob-knuckled claw hands with lo-o-o-ong fake fingernails.
Iambananas | April 13, 2006 at 2:43 pm
I can’t stand any of the desperate housewives… not only are they past their prime, but they were never really famous to begin with… I don’t get the obsession aside from fat boring housewives with no life… the actors in that show are so annoying, it hurts.
Spindoc | April 13, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Hey, she used to date Leif Garrett.
http://www.bradelterman.com/media/Leif-Nicholette.jpg
Yeah, suuuure you’ve never had plastic surgery Nicolette
Star Maker Machinery | April 13, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Spindoc, does vaginoplasty count?
Spindoc | April 14, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Starmaker, thats probably the only area she HASN”T had surgery on. And thats only because she would have to stop using it for two weeks for it to heal and there is NO WAY she would do that.
jeff | July 15, 2008 at 10:05 am
Did Nicollete Sheridan used to be a man? Did she/he have a sex change? It looks like she has a scar on her throat to reduce the adams apple. She has some male characteristics. Has she ever been pregnant? Any body know?