Nicollette Sheridan went to St. Barts for Christmas with her fiancé singer Michael Bolton. I’m tempted to hand Nicollette the coveted award for “Hottest Old Chick of 2007″ right now because she is smoking. But I need to be objective and maintain my journalistic integrity. I still have to judge the swimsuit competition at the nursing home this weekend. There might be a looker in the bunch. Then I’ll court her with promises of shuffleboard and peanut brittle. It’s almost too easy…
Photos: INFdaily.com, Pacific Coast News
Fine James | December 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Back in the ’80s she had the tightest rump in the bidness. it make a plenty a guy hard
SantasHelper | December 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Makes me want to do a reindeer
PunkA | December 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm
And to think that this is wasted on Michael Bolton and his fat bank account.
emmyem | December 26, 2007 at 4:50 pm
She has a slight gut and she’s a bitch, but whatever.
If she can be in MICHAEL BOLTON’S PRESENCE for more than an hour, my hat’s off to her……………
Govt Cheese | December 26, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Wow…pretty hot for a TRANNY!
FRIST!!! | December 26, 2007 at 4:56 pm
She’s wearing Amanda Beard’s bikini..
Supermarket Shopper | December 26, 2007 at 5:05 pm
She used to fuck that actor that was once found having sex with teenage girls and then video taping the whole thing. I can’t remember his name – yes, I did, it is Rob Lowe. This was a long time ago when she was cute and before all of her terrible plastic surgery.
She is going to look like Kojak – the bald detective in a few years since she is somehow related to him.
She is an egocentrical bitch. I once saw her at supermarket and all she ever said to Rob was lets get out of here. She actually thought that people were looking at her. I have news for her the only people that cared less about her were the checkers that are all bored with scanning food all day. Sort of like this site for all of us at work.
mks | December 26, 2007 at 5:06 pm
In one of the pics-It appears that a nipple has popped out and is enjoying the sun-look closley!
Mekz | December 26, 2007 at 5:07 pm
There is a slight nip .. wohooo…
The White Urkle | December 26, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I’d suck her pussy until her head caved in!
ph7 | December 26, 2007 at 5:13 pm
OLD and DRY.
AssBigot | December 26, 2007 at 5:20 pm
wtf is she tugging her strings for?
RENEE... | December 26, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Wow, her plastic surgeon is good. Okay, and you can see she works out too, considering how toned she is, so I’ll give her kudos to that. The breast implants look a little too hard though. I remember all through the 80′s when she had this amazing body (definetly good genes going on here too) but was flat as a board! Well, anyways, guess there’s no baby on board!
RENEE... | December 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Oh yeah, I did mean flat as a board as in flat chested. Other than that she was curvy. But no matter what her plastic surgeon does, her face is still looking haggard. But what does it matter? She just w/ Michael Bolton…..eeewww (not that he looks bad for his age either).
Vince Lombardi | December 26, 2007 at 5:46 pm
The finest body money has bought.
Apothlovesachubber | December 26, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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I WORK FOR KCP&L. CALL ME. 816 556 2654 AND IF YOUR OLD OR REALLY YOUNG WE CAN HOOK IT ON UP.
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sharpeidude | December 26, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I’d hit that for sure….and hit it strong. She may be a bitch, but it’d be worth the ride.
Ript1&0 | December 26, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Hey Brandon Whitaker’s wife,
I know you are trying to embarrass him by “outing” who he is real life. But, really I don’t think any of us give a shit about your marital problems in fucking Kansas. Unless you have a sex tape. Then we might listen. Do you have a sex tape? Perhaps, with a celebrity? That might make middle America more interesting.
Ript1&0 | December 26, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Christ, I can’t believe I actually fell for responding to that shit anyway man.
Okaaaayyy…. You got me. I just don’t care about Nicolette Sheridan either.
serious | December 26, 2007 at 8:10 pm
this is incredible. http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2231965,00.html
CJ | December 26, 2007 at 8:18 pm
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
anyo | December 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm
In pic #7 she is indicating the size of my dick.
qiuye | December 26, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Amazing woman, btw, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on
“Rich cupids.com “, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires.
cUtIe&GiRl | December 26, 2007 at 9:45 pm
wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. as if she has a lover on a military&admirer dating site ,but who cares it is true or not ? her photo here http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie
heather | December 26, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Dare is say that Nicky Hilton looks better in her bikini???!!!
heather | December 26, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Dare I say that Nicky Hilton looks better in her bikini???!!!
gerard Vandenberg | December 26, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Okay now, when you passed the age of fifty you have to make up something that will attract the papparazzi. A sexy bikini will do the job………………….I GUESS!!
Danklin24 | December 26, 2007 at 10:58 pm
I must be the only one that doesnt find this chick remotely attractive. She’s like Shanna Moakler, she’s not ugly, just not overly attractive.
david manning | December 26, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Scott Baio said she threw a drink in his face when he was late for their date, once upon a time, lol….
chris_cambria@yahoo.com | December 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I like men and Nicolette does not look too much like a man.
chris_cambria@yahoo.com
babyglyniss | December 27, 2007 at 12:39 am
she may not be pretty but she’s sexy
engel | December 27, 2007 at 12:56 am
sexy
ellen | December 27, 2007 at 12:57 am
I love her
belly | December 27, 2007 at 1:02 am
It is nothing serious. I often saw people share her videos at pubspa.com, where she is really sexy with bikini in that video.
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Dr. Laura | December 27, 2007 at 1:27 am
She is your typical Hollywood Starlet Old Maid. Michael Bolton is never going to commit, so why does she stay with the bald, old guy. Anyways, isn’t he still in love with one of the Donald’s ex-whores – Mrs. Marple or something.
Lucy | December 27, 2007 at 1:38 am
These old has been celebrities are so boring. I just heard on the News that some mad scientists have just discovered a gianormus diamond over 80 million light years from earth. This diamond is bigger than Pam Anderson’s breasts, so I’m going to buy it and give it to Liz Taylor as a belated Christmas Gift. Liz is the Queen!
jason | December 27, 2007 at 2:59 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 2:59 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 2:59 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 2:59 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 2:59 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 3:01 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 3:01 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
jason | December 27, 2007 at 3:01 am
What ever surgery makes a bikini a possibility at any age over 39 is worth the money….no sense in hating on her. Women over 39 tend to be ‘bitches’ because they’ve finally learned how say ‘hell no’ and it’s usually to some one trying to manipulate them. It just comes with age…and men who can’t handle it tend to gravitate to the little girls until they finally cross over to the ‘nasty old man’ age. Sad, really.
Mario | December 27, 2007 at 3:04 am
Nice attempt at jazz hands.
NY Bride | December 27, 2007 at 3:09 am
I hope I look this good when I’m 120 years old too.
evan45689 | December 27, 2007 at 3:17 am
she is amazing, and her picture appeared on a blog
http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com, what’s the matter?
Lowlands | December 27, 2007 at 6:00 am
Hola Superficial sweetie~ Happy holidays!
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 9:13 am
Sorry, I like my chicks to b a bare minimum of 99% organic human. The rest can be a wig and a tampon. What? That’s what poop chutes are for.
#38 – 45 – Amnesia much?