Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are no longer getting married, E! News reports:
They “have amicably ended their engagement,” Sheridan’s rep said in a statement Tuesday. “They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”
Hey, life sucks then you die. What I’m more concerned with is how the hell is Nicollette Sheridan’s nipples practically visible through a sweat suit? Those things are fucking bionic. Someone get this chick in the ring with Jennifer Aniston and crank up the A/C. There can be only one!
Photos: Flynet
jdog | August 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
hilarious!
HolyHell | August 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
Who cares??
2for2true | August 27, 2008 at 9:04 am
She had’em sharpened….
Nashvegas | August 27, 2008 at 9:05 am
She must be a frigid bitch….
ph7 | August 27, 2008 at 9:09 am
My marry an OLD woman (over 40) ever?. Rich, successful men should never touch a woman over 32.
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2008 at 9:15 am
I’d say thet BOTH dodged a bullet, but I’m kinda pissed cause I can’t believe I stayed up all night on meth waiting for a new post and this boring shit is it.
K I’m kidding about the meth. WhatEVER!!
gro | August 27, 2008 at 9:16 am
Boy, she looks bad.
No wonder.
James | August 27, 2008 at 9:19 am
You mean they weren’t already married? These two have been together for like 20 years!
havoc | August 27, 2008 at 9:20 am
“Those things are fucking bionic. Someone get this chick in the ring with Jennifer Aniston and crank up the A/C. There can be only one!”
LMFAO!!!!!
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friendlyfires | August 27, 2008 at 9:28 am
I love dem Punjabby Points of her, a gift from her great grammama
Jimbo | August 27, 2008 at 9:31 am
Nice nip action
Why I have an urge to pleasure my two inches of manhood
oscar | August 27, 2008 at 9:31 am
yikes..
makeup!!! we have an emergency STAT!
Karen | August 27, 2008 at 9:34 am
Looks like there are some new WRINKLES in Nicollette’s love life.
rough daddy | August 27, 2008 at 9:48 am
great!!! now I have to check the archives for nipslips and see how big those headlights are…hope for her sake bolton is not tired of sucking on em!!!
dude_on | August 27, 2008 at 10:01 am
I’m sorry but sweet Jen’s nips are in a class by themselves – and not to be challenged by a C-lister. On a side note, yes it is impressive that her nips poke through a sweat-suit – she should visit a retirement home where people could enjoy them.
Sportsdvl | August 27, 2008 at 10:05 am
I agree with #15 – those are impressive but the fact they are on this wrinkled old no-talent broad just doesn’t put her in the same category as Anniston’s pencil erasers!
boondocks | August 27, 2008 at 10:38 am
Those thar are fake. She dun taped a couple of pencil erasers on them thar tits of hers
FACE | August 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
Starting to get the old white hag Madonna look, isnt she?
Dancer | August 27, 2008 at 11:32 am
She is seriously nipping out through a SWEAT jacket???
Dan SATAN | August 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
I heard Bolton had penal enhancement surgery like 15 years ago…
RicoSuave | August 27, 2008 at 11:48 am
What’s with the numerous cheek ripples. Looks like the effect of a G-force test in an astronaut centrifuge
mimi | August 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
ph7 – YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE and your mother wants a retro-active abortion!
Pee Wee From Porky's | August 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm
$20 says Bolton’s banging a twenty something by Labor Day!
whatever | August 27, 2008 at 12:38 pm
#18 nothing close to the repulsiveness of madonna
Vivian | August 27, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Haven’t you heard of those breast enhancers that you tape on? They have nipples on them to create that effect. Aniston is addicted to those!
celebrity gossip | August 27, 2008 at 1:36 pm
thanxx friend
paint chips | August 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
So I guess he… BOLTED. Har har me so funny.
Good thinking Michael this bitch has seen her prime and it was back in Beverly Hills Ninja opposite a comedy genius. RIP Chris Farley and Nicollette Sheriden’s former young hotness.
Bolton you are old and sing crappy songs, but you have money and fame afforded to you by useless women with no taste so you can surely can get some trashy somewhat hot young thing with plastic Bolt-ons.
Time for an upgrade. But kiss those inch long nipples goodbye cuz you won’t find many more of those.
NY Ted | August 27, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Michael Bolton is still alive…???
Goober | August 27, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Too many yucky bikini shots finally did her in. Still better than Bolton’s hair. Awww, let’s hear it for a 3-peat.
Dr. Phil mmkay? | August 27, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Technically, there can only be TWO….
crakho | August 27, 2008 at 8:34 pm
You can always tell someone’s true age by their hands and hers are wrinkled and gross
devilsrain | August 27, 2008 at 11:27 pm
crypt keepers job is in jeopardy
gerard Vandenberg | August 28, 2008 at 8:23 am
THIS IS JUST A DIRTY BUNNY!!
Watched all those high-school girls with nipple stickers on their TITS.
It can be a punishment indeed to accept your age!!
zed | September 7, 2008 at 7:40 pm
can hang a house coat off those puppies!